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214
Created
22.03.2023
Author
ximboglizzy
yazabelle
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 211563
Reputation: 63412
Posts: 1554
Atheista
20.04.2023 20:14:57
yazabelle

HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE!!!

20.04.2023 20:14:57
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cannabyke
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10646
Reputation: 5419
Posts: 2
Atheista
20.04.2023 21:54:18
cannabyke

happy 4/20!! stay safe and stoned!

20.04.2023 21:54:18
"If I back it up, is it fat enough? Baby, when I throw it back, is it fast enough? If I speed it up, can you handle that?" -Cookiee Kawaii
 

bitches_and_ganja
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33350
Reputation: 21762
Posts: 22
Secville
21.04.2023 03:11:51
bitches_and_ganja

Happy 4/20!! :3 hope everyone had a good day xx

21.04.2023 03:11:51
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Chloe_Sparkles
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11498
Reputation: 8306
Posts: 131
Atheista
29.04.2023 07:21:17
Chloe_Sparkles

hiiiii! i'm gonna try to get a pink sparkly vape battery for my bimbo weed hehe :3 <3

29.04.2023 07:21:17
-chloe<333
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7666343
Reputation: 321261
Posts: 1615
Agnostica
05.05.2023 18:20:43
craigslist-stripper

i clicked the magic leaf and ended up here so i will stop and rant a moment because i just had to buy a vape in fucking missouri and that hoe cost me $50 for 0.5 grams of the most liquidy pale shit ive ever seen. AND three people asked my ID to get that ditch weed ass vape. meanwhile in oregon you pay $30 for a 2 gram cart that makes you fucking see auras and understand the plight of garden snails and shit. 

fuck you Missouri. get real. put me out of my fucking missouri 

05.05.2023 18:20:43

Dad
Dad
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 77799
Reputation: 32603
Posts: 191
Reasonopia
14.05.2023 01:02:49
Dad

Look at my darling little boy hit the devil's lettuce like a champ

14.05.2023 01:02:49
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

filibabie
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75144
Reputation: 23098
Posts: 828
Secville
14.05.2023 17:13:19
filibabie

i dont rly care for oui'd but yall hav fun

14.05.2023 17:13:19
on wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, saturdays, sundays, mondays and tuesdays, we wear pink x <3
bitches_and_ganja
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33350
Reputation: 21762
Posts: 22
Secville
15.05.2023 16:47:33
bitches_and_ganja

I have to stop smoking for a few weeks so I can pass a drug test for a job :((((( I have pretty bad mental illness and it really helps with my anxiety and eating disorders so I am struggling lmao. Does anyone have any tips on how to ease the hardships of not being able to smoke? I've been drinking a lot of tea and that seems to help a little but I'm not sure what else to do lol

15.05.2023 16:47:33
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yazabelle
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 211563
Reputation: 63412
Posts: 1554
Atheista
24.05.2023 03:10:55
yazabelle

high on gummies for the past 3 days :)

24.05.2023 03:10:55
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ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 339472
Reputation: 26719
Posts: 729
Secville
05.06.2023 05:25:27
ximboglizzy

i absolutely love the fact people commented on here <3 i'm so fucking high

05.06.2023 05:25:27
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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