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13.01.2022
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Miss Bimbo
CinnamonSugar
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Freethinkerland
13.01.2022 15:52:02
CinnamonSugar

Laynee wrote:
How is it pronounced? Ximbo (Shimbo) or Ximbo (Jimbo)?
Zimbo?

13.01.2022 15:52:02
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ButterfIy
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Secville
13.01.2022 16:05:31
ButterfIy

bimbobabie wrote:
I'm not unhappy with the name change but it isn't really fitting. It seems like a new label was just slapped on over the old one and theres still lots of airbubbles under it. What I mean is the transition was very sloppy and sudden and it seems like nobody is satisfied with it. At least I was able to log in.
Literally. It’s a completely shitty name and I would have refused to join the site just from its new name alone if I were visiting it for the first time.

I’m praying that this is an April Fools prank in January and not some pathetic attempt to pander to wokeness, but I’m sure that I’ll be disappointed when I find out that isn’t the case.

13.01.2022 16:05:31
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mandaryna
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Atheista
13.01.2022 16:23:18
mandaryna

all i can say is ; wadda hell

13.01.2022 16:23:18
 
Miss Bimbo
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bimbo-city
13.01.2022 16:26:23
Miss Bimbo

To answer some questions - Ximboland is one of the last remaining politically incorrect non woke places on the internet.
We are standing almost alone. This is a bastion of free speech, fun and openness. Always has been. Thats at the core and part of Bimbo dna. Always has been. 

The change has nothing to do with being politically correct or woke at all - its simply a way to engage people whom are turned off by the word 'bimbo'. I had spoken to some investors  whom said they loved the site and community and potential but they hated the direct Bimbo reference. Some people believe the term bimbo to be negative. That turned them off. Thats when we realised it didnt have to be that way ie we could retain our bimboness but also attract the bimbo sceptics. This is a cunning way to convert more people to Bimboism and help them find their inner bimbo. 

Ximboland works for a number of reasons - 

1) because it maintains a likeness and familiarity with our Bimbo heritage> this is the most important factor of all
2) Its gender neutral so inclusive to all types of bimbos, himbos etc We woud love to attract more himbos
3) It sounds sexy pronounced 'z' as in zimboland
4) It opens the door for us to have an elite or exclusive group of Ximbos ie everyone who registers starts off as a 'Bimbo' and then progresses on to become a Ximbo at some point . 

Final point being this - if it doesnt work we can always switch back to Bimbo.land. But please let me reassure you that we do not intend to venture far from our bimbo roots.
Bimboism is the core strength of everything and will be for Ximboland. For all my faults I have always understood that point very well. Venture too far away from Bimboism and one is doomed to fail that is for sure. So dont worry about that








13.01.2022 16:26:23

sillydizzy
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Reasonopia
13.01.2022 16:33:38
sillydizzy

why didn't you at least put it up to a vote first? see what everyone thought? i much prefer bimbo over ximbo :s 

13.01.2022 16:33:38
AidenHolosugar
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Reasonopia
13.01.2022 16:36:07
AidenHolosugar

Asking whether this is a "woke" move or not seems like a weird, moot point (as if being inclusive is a bad thing--y'all showin' your asses rn). A good portion of the playerbase seems to be trans or gender nonconforming anyway, and I've never seen a one complain about the inherent silliness of bimbos/himbos/thembos. The name is just stupid. 

I'm with most folks--I came to larp as a cum-brained aristocrat femlad, and I wouldn't have know this was the place if it wasn't named Bimboland. 

13.01.2022 16:36:07
NICHE SYNDROME
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Atheista
13.01.2022 16:39:17
NICHE SYNDROME

with all due respect it doesnt sound sexy it sounds ridiculous

13.01.2022 16:39:17
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Hot Topica
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Reasonopia
13.01.2022 16:48:46
Hot Topica

Do I get to become a xenomorph

13.01.2022 16:48:46
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Timothee Chatroulette
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Atheista
13.01.2022 16:53:37
Timothee Chatroulette

this is stupid as hell.
i don't think this will help grow the playerbase, considering:

1. current players hate the stupid ass name;
2. new players don't know what the hell a ximbo is;
3. how many people are unable to log in right now??

13.01.2022 16:53:37
  
Jahalla
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Secville
13.01.2022 16:58:37
Jahalla

I've only been here for like 3 days and it being called "bimboland" was the reason I even found this place. I was googling Bimbo aesthetic for moodboards and saw the Character avatars. Not to dis ToyHouse or Deviantart (lmao it does it itself easily) but Ximbo sounds like a stereotypical "my idea do not steal" Closed Species Adoptable you'd see on those sites. 

Also for some reason it reminds me of Zwinkies and they ALSO had a dumb name. 

Copied from another discussion board cause I didn't want to retype everything. All things considered though I'd love to have a girlfriend item that's a Xenomorph with big titty.

13.01.2022 16:58:37

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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