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Jackslackofconsent
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7185
Reputation: 5722
Posts: 84
Agnostica
19.05.2022 07:57:55
Jackslackofconsent

take care syd!

19.05.2022 07:57:55
ur favourite psyop ;)
PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1935803
Reputation: 69877
Posts: 1285
Reasonopia
19.05.2022 08:21:02
PlushKlavier




19.05.2022 08:21:02

Bibigul
Level 97
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 725252
Reputation: 35084
Posts: 539
Freethinkerland
19.05.2022 08:29:39
Bibigul

bugs life 2.0 looks exciting

19.05.2022 08:29:39

emmyluna
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 36179
Reputation: 24547
Posts: 495
Atheista
19.05.2022 10:02:56
emmyluna

So many people graduating/passing, big congrats to everyone! <3 People just be being super smart these days smh. 

19.05.2022 10:02:56
I kill 'em with kindness / Ain't no doormats here <3+33
Hectrine
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65500
Reputation: 31851
Posts: 180
Freethinkerland
19.05.2022 11:02:56
Hectrine

thank you, but it would be actually better if i dropped out because i went there (to that particular uni on that particular major) only bc my parents told me so and for some reason i agreed.. i have no idea why, i never wanted to go there

Pregnant Jerma wrote:
please don't give up, I have faith in you

Hectrine
wrote:
ugh i wanna drop out of uni



19.05.2022 11:02:56
ligma balls
LishUWU
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1632
Reputation: 1410
Posts: 33
Freethinkerland
19.05.2022 15:16:01
LishUWU

Just finished my first year at uni and I feel so good, and I looked in the mirror and realised my glow ups already working!! Is it ok to be this happy ahhh

19.05.2022 15:16:01
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Aveda
Level 101
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 810814
Reputation: 45164
Posts: 900
Antitheocra
19.05.2022 15:42:12
Aveda

Hi ! Contrary to popular belief no one in the PH is ban happy.. If any accounts have been banned its been because of them directly breaking some of our most important site rules. I don't know who your friends are admittedly but from the reports that have came in over the past couple weeks from what I've seen, that have had ban action were because of being underage (must be 18+ to play) or because they have multiple Bimboland accounts which is strictly prohibited. I have never heard of banning an account just for fun and whoever spun that narrative to begin with was seriously misinformed. The site rules are in place for a reason and expected to be upheld by all users.  Its also very hypocritical to expect people to treat you with respect when its not given, at the end of the day we are people too. I'm very sorry you aren't having the best time here but to blame anyone in the PH is incorrect and honestly just snarky.. I don't mean to add in any fuel to the fire, just hoping to explain why the decision is made to ban accounts. If your account has been banned you could always try contacting someone like the Prime Bimbo, Dye96, and ask about creating 1 new one.


19.05.2022 15:42:12
Dye96
Level 237
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11319135
Reputation: 296116
Posts: 2350
Freethinkerland
19.05.2022 16:11:21
Dye96

Also, we're not crazy to not understand some accidental alts happen. I see them everyday and I just ban and go ahead with my day, so I will never start a drama over an alt unless the banned one starts it. (Hopefully it will apply to future PBs too)
When I get messages about banned accounts that were alts, it can go 2 ways: the player either understands and we agree on the account that gets to stay on the site, without any further discussion or me being mean or shit, or the player can go crazy on entitlement and this will very likely lead to all accounts banned, including main one. I'm not the best person in the world but I think it's reasonable because if so many players can enjoy the game without breaking rules, then everyone can and I don't have to close my eyes because some players wanted to experience the himbo life or created accounts as jokes.

19.05.2022 16:11:21
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Milkkycathy
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11429
Reputation: 8691
Posts: 227
Secville
19.05.2022 19:23:33
Milkkycathy

just had a glass of water that tasted so good and was so fresh.. or maybe its just so hot any water suddenly is the utmost delicacy....

19.05.2022 19:23:33
milkk | he/him | please try to balance my reactions to the same numbers if possible ♥
BellaElla
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 120364
Reputation: 45295
Posts: 439
Atheista
19.05.2022 19:58:22
BellaElla

this is such a reminder to drink more water because of how great it really is 

19.05.2022 19:58:22

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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