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Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

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267
Created
02.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 46910
Reputation: 39930
Posts: 1307
Agnostica
05.04.2024 18:48:30
Daphnee_Mino

.........is the bush free yet or 

05.04.2024 18:48:30

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9096
Reputation: 7653
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 19:52:54
SweetasNuts parody

No! teh bush will never be free to roam in Ximboland. shave your beaver!

05.04.2024 19:52:54
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168505
Reputation: 78645
Posts: 2454
Secville
05.04.2024 19:55:23
AuntieLice

halobear8 wrote:
Y'all, the SweetAsNuts parody and sw33t4snuts forever accounts are very obviously butteriy and auntielice. Read Iowa's resignation thread with the leaked PH forum screenshots ffs. He didn't create the originals, he asked for the original parody accounts to be emigrated and reinstated with "parody" in the username (well, actually, at first he thought that users could just change their usernames, really goes to show how much he cares to know about his own website). Eventually Cherri and FP had to do it themselves and ask them to emigrate themselves and come back with a fixed username, but they didn't comply (obviously, because they're buttlice) and they were banned. The racist muslim caricature is also either butterfiy or auntielice. 
SweetAsNuts has no need for alts because he already has Miss Bimbo and SweetAsNuts. All those accounts are probably the ones who are giving the downvotes. Please stop interacting with the trolls. It only encourages them. You don't need to even defend yourself or your community because every sensible person on here knows they're talking out of their asses.
The amount of fanfiction in this post is impressive. As if we need alts to say what we want when we've been doing it for longer than you've been playing, back when you would get jailed for a month for misgendering trans identified individuals. Spare me the dramatics. No wonder God gave you a nose like that with the amount of lies you're spewing.

05.04.2024 19:55:23
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 46910
Reputation: 39930
Posts: 1307
Agnostica
05.04.2024 20:01:51
Daphnee_Mino

SweetasNuts parody wrote:
No! teh bush will never be free to roam in Ximboland. shave your beaver!
you can find me flaunting my gorgeous luminous bush in the jungles of motherland agnostic. i encourage you to grow some ballhair. even get a braid in there! now excuse me as ı go back and read halobears theory...


05.04.2024 20:01:51

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9096
Reputation: 7653
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 20:06:43
SweetasNuts parody

unattractive is what it is. beavers must not be tolerated in Ximboland. pubic hair is disgusting. will we have to make it mandatory or else face exile

05.04.2024 20:06:43
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 46910
Reputation: 39930
Posts: 1307
Agnostica
05.04.2024 20:19:00
Daphnee_Mino

pro-epilation land?!? if this land does not validate my contemporary pro en naturel fatale aesthetics im afraid i will have to be exiled in such a case... take me to the west where my aunt has a humble cottage in cuntville, I will try to find peace there. you cant break my soul sweetasnuts


05.04.2024 20:19:00

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9096
Reputation: 7653
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.04.2024 20:56:57
SweetasNuts parody

Your bush is a danger to bimbo core values. your beauver's monstrosity is a disgrace to all the Ximbos that fought for our freedoms

05.04.2024 20:56:57
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 46910
Reputation: 39930
Posts: 1307
Agnostica
05.04.2024 21:04:28
Daphnee_Mino

maybe its time for change, while i do respect the foundingbimbos values, I don't see how pro-bush ideas are against them. fight me sweetanuts. i challenge you on a fight at the pinkhouse arena.



05.04.2024 21:04:28

Cunning Linguist
Level 75
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 334303
Reputation: 60548
Posts: 190
Atheista
05.04.2024 21:08:00
Cunning Linguist

Nuts is just mad at your beaver because his ballhairs haven't come in yet. I'm not even sure if his balls have dropped. dont lose hope Nuts, it'll happen eventually!

05.04.2024 21:08:00

Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 46910
Reputation: 39930
Posts: 1307
Agnostica
05.04.2024 21:18:53
Daphnee_Mino


 (pic source:from the archives of the swedish ximboland museum) medieval illustrations of a beaver (me) having to bite off my testicles (sweetasnuts) in times of war threat, and scarcity. i fail to see we are connected, we are one. the disruption of democracy is creating a false enemy of each other. we should learn from our past and stick together sweetasnuts.
i will embrace your baldness, and you may accept my beauty as is.
its not to late to turn back and make peace. i don't know how you would interpret this piece of history. but this is how I see it. love is upon our land 

05.04.2024 21:18:53

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