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Janeze321
tentententen
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 66981
Reputation: 29959
Posts: 44
Freethinkerland
18.05.2022 02:13:06
tentententen

had to put myself out there in some real uncomfy ways sigh but hopefully it will pay off eventually. coming on here is good to take my mind off it though ^^

18.05.2022 02:13:06

Parsly
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3163
Reputation: 2549
Posts: 27
Antitheocra
18.05.2022 02:20:26
Parsly

Dill Pickle mustard is 'Chefs kiss'

18.05.2022 02:20:26
Janeze321
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2694755
Reputation: 652935
Posts: 10712
Freethinkerland
18.05.2022 05:25:34
Janeze321

jioma wrote:
y'all I just made a wrist brace out of a sock and I don't know how to feel about how well it worked
are wrist braces just boujee socks? is my life a lie?
For real? i'm just curious because i've a friend who uses one all the time and they're like just so expensive. I could maybe  tell her about your idea. 

I'm like just so pleased someone else like McDonald's Coffee, and the fact that it's still so inexpensive is a boom too. I'm not a fan of their Burgers though but really do love a Sausage and Egg McMuffin and a Hash Brown breakfast. Yummy!

I so pleased to see you all visiting the thread, sorry to hear about some players anxiety issues. I too have those but have some strategies to deal with them now and find it relatively less stressful while out in the real world. I hope you all manage to find some that work for you too.

I've not been able to spend as much time here over the past few weeks as i've been picking up extra shifts at work. I hope to get back into Ximboland and be more helpful to you all soon. I'll continue to thumb up as much as I can...even if I have twenty pages to do i'll do them.

Have a fabulous Wednesday everyone.


18.05.2022 05:25:34
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
creamstarter
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11989
Reputation: 10800
Posts: 711
Atheista
18.05.2022 07:12:58
creamstarter

i hope everyone has a great wednesday! i have 2 classes today. after that i'll start packing my stuff to go to Istanbul. then I think I'll study and reread Berserk until I fall assleeeeeeeeeep. What are you planning to do today?

18.05.2022 07:12:58

do not forget to upvote each other's forum posts! 
fullofberrie
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2177
Reputation: 1873
Posts: 18
Atheista
18.05.2022 08:36:00
fullofberrie

jioma wrote:
ok on the real though.. who tf gave mcdonalds the right to make such good coffee?? this feels illegal
good coffee??? everytime I drink they coffee its fucking burnt as hell :(((( tastes like straight steel

18.05.2022 08:36:00

Xephanie
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11272
Reputation: 7149
Posts: 17
Reasonopia
18.05.2022 08:57:44
Xephanie

I hope everyone is well!
Yesterday I went to a party I really didn’t feel like going to and I had a really nice time :) I still left a little early though as smoking knocks me out haha. 

18.05.2022 08:57:44

Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7593540
Reputation: 133766
Posts: 2571
Secville
18.05.2022 09:49:57
Honey Beee

jioma wrote:
ok on the real though.. who tf gave mcdonalds the right to make such good coffee?? this feels illegal
so true bc why is mcdonalds coffee better than many other coffee places...

18.05.2022 09:49:57

CumDumpsterKittyy
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7911
Reputation: 5000
Posts: 55
Freethinkerland
18.05.2022 11:01:47
CumDumpsterKittyy

time to get a smoke, brb

18.05.2022 11:01:47
i am normal i am off-putting everyone is in love with me i am invisible i am going to get mugged
Valeg91
Level 169
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3831122
Reputation: 151087
Posts: 2049
Atheista
18.05.2022 11:47:54
Valeg91

have a nice wendsday! 

(Let's try to find something positive...)

I'm preparing the school newspaper with some of my students and a colleague.. today the headmaster has seen it and, even if there's so much to modify, he said the grafic is good..
It was my first experience, I hope everything's gonna be ok..

:)

18.05.2022 11:47:54
Thumbs up!
jioma
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6357
Reputation: 5484
Posts: 223
Atheista
18.05.2022 13:15:01
jioma

I have come to the conclusion there isn't a single thing that can't be instantly improved by the addition of sriracha
yes, this does include felonies

18.05.2022 13:15:01
──⋅☾ jioma, ji
──⋅☾ they/them
──⋅☾ xxii.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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