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halobear8’s Inauguration Speech

Category
Xemocracy Arena
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51
Created
03.05.2024
Author
halobear8
halobear8
Level 73
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Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 22:39:22
halobear8

Katie, I've never had a French 75, will definitely have to look that up. I'm not 21 yet so any alcohol I get is from my parents and they'll only buy me Trulys or Topo Chico spiked seltzers (they won't even buy me Jack Daniel's seltzers because they're worried it'll encourage alcoholism!) When I turn 21, (August 28 of this year), I'll try some of this French 75 you speak about at a bar! I heard from my grandmother that gin doesn't taste too good, though, and I feel like there's a reason they don't serve it at any parties I've been to. For the record, I'm a whiskey boygirl all the way YEEHAW!! 

05.05.2024 22:39:22
 
halobear8
Level 73
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Reputation: 105519
Posts: 1819
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 22:48:32
halobear8

UPDATE: French 75 isn't a gin but it is a cocktail!

Definitely going to have to try it, the only history of any drinks I know is the history of Cognac (at least the American history of it), so this peaks my interest. Well, I do know the history of Jack Daniels, too, from reading the back of the bottle LMAO. 

05.05.2024 22:48:32
 
Daphnee_Mino
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Agnostica
05.05.2024 22:49:18
Daphnee_Mino

sweetasparody you should do a post explaining all the abbreviations or smth... what was QUX now? i only remember UX...cant keep up.

edit: also didn't know abt french75s... id like to try it sounds good!


05.05.2024 22:49:18

KatieBoutique
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Reasonopia
05.05.2024 22:52:15
KatieBoutique

Omg Halobear do not order a French 75 ever promise me!  It is just awful!  You have your whole beautiful fun life ahead of you.

…and you are the friggin Prime Ximbo of Ximboland!  That comes with bragging rights!

I am going to start designing and printing T shirts and the first one will be for you.
This Place needs a Gift Shop and I’m done waiting around for one.


05.05.2024 22:52:15
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
Daphnee_Mino
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Status: Senator
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Posts: 601
Agnostica
05.05.2024 22:56:45
Daphnee_Mino

holo bear <3


05.05.2024 22:56:45

halobear8
Level 73
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Reputation: 105519
Posts: 1819
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 23:07:45
halobear8

Katie, I agree! I'd love a bumper sticker that tells the world I'm the Prime Ximbo of Ximboland. I've wanted one ever since I became SM!! A sticker for my computer would be great, as well. Anyone here run an Etsy account in the meantime?? 

05.05.2024 23:07:45
 
halobear8
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Status: Prime Ximbo
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Reputation: 105519
Posts: 1819
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 23:09:17
halobear8

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
holo bear <3
HOLO BEAR REALNESS!! I love the Care Bears and vintage MLP!
This may contain a blue teddy bear sitting on top of a rainbow with stars and confetti
This may contain a little pony with wings and glitters on its face standing in front of a white background


05.05.2024 23:09:17
 
bxdcherri
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Status: Minister of Justice
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Posts: 1986
Reasonopia
05.05.2024 23:16:43
bxdcherri

halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)
Katie, I agree! I'd love a bumper sticker that tells the world I'm the Prime Ximbo of Ximboland. I've wanted one ever since I became SM!! A sticker for my computer would be great, as well. Anyone here run an Etsy account in the meantime??
I love this idea! I think someone mentioned a tote bag with bimboland on it before. Seriously missing out on a business opportunity not having a merch store aha

05.05.2024 23:16:43

Abu Hamza
Level 25
Status: Senator
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Posts: 429
Reasonopia
05.05.2024 23:25:21
Abu Hamza

So it is confirmed haloper first order of business will not be niqab fitting at halal boutique? 

I understand...



05.05.2024 23:25:21
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Daphnee_Mino
Level 31
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 22800
Reputation: 22412
Posts: 601
Agnostica
05.05.2024 23:30:45
Daphnee_Mino

halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)
Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)holo bear <3HOLO BEAR REALNESS!! I love the Care Bears and vintage MLP!
old mlp is so beautiful… i still have some toys from my childhood 

05.05.2024 23:30:45

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