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halobear8’s Inauguration Speech

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
51
Created
03.05.2024
Author
halobear8
Dad
Dad
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 79364
Reputation: 32986
Posts: 198
Reasonopia
04.05.2024 19:17:53
Dad

You know, Kirsty, for some reason, I don't believe that you actually left. I'd venture a guess that you and LillyAnn have been very active on different accounts.

04.05.2024 19:17:53
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

Daphnee_Mino
Level 31
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 22830
Reputation: 22413
Posts: 601
Agnostica
04.05.2024 21:20:57
Daphnee_Mino



04.05.2024 21:20:57

CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 88310
Reputation: 7859
Posts: 388
Antitheocra
05.05.2024 00:42:41
CarCrashBimbo

The most entertaining thing Halobear has done so far is fire me,
right as I was in the middle of handing out
April Ministry of Fashion Awards and Senatorship Gifts
i got to giving 4 of them…and suddenly I was fired.

Next entertainment?  My trial probably.  

05.05.2024 00:42:41
Dr.CarCrashSpears - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July.  JUNE PXFC STRIKE!  “TALK SHIT GET HIT”?  ***CRASH!***

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

Katrynah
Level 246
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
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Reputation: 191254
Posts: 2419
Antitheocra
05.05.2024 00:46:46
Katrynah

you're right katie, that was pretty funny move by halo :)

05.05.2024 00:46:46
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
  
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vampirevampirismvampires plz interact
CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 88310
Reputation: 7859
Posts: 388
Antitheocra
05.05.2024 01:26:40
CarCrashBimbo

That’s it?  That’s your entertainment?  

Quibitch Score 0/10 - Bimshite.

05.05.2024 01:26:40
Dr.CarCrashSpears - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July.  JUNE PXFC STRIKE!  “TALK SHIT GET HIT”?  ***CRASH!***

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

Hot Topica
Level 45
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 42387
Posts: 2089
Reasonopia
05.05.2024 02:09:19
Hot Topica

Sandi Lut wrote: (original post HERE)
Somehow I don't feel the fun. Wonder why?
It's almost like she literally just got elected

05.05.2024 02:09:19
  FREE PALESTINE  
halobear8
Level 73
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 311088
Reputation: 105696
Posts: 1819
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 02:38:45
halobear8

SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)
How about no! dont be posting these biased rules that are for teh pronoun nazis. and maybe try not posting an talking about these rules when you dont even have things figured out yet like teh fact SweetasNuts said no fashion police because all they...
I still have the right, tools, and permissions to appoint Fashion Police, Ministers as SAN referred to them. I even have the option to contractually add them to receive payment from the treasury when my term is over. When SAN called FP members Ministers of Entertainment, I don't think he was thinking too clearly. In fact, the post you just quoted had mentions of a Minister of Justice, not just as a Minister of Entertainment. As of right now, anyone that I appoint to be Fashion Police will have the tools necessary to moderate the forums by editing posts, giving out forum bans, or giving out jailings. If SAN decides to change things, that's up to him but this is where things currently stand. Still awaiting his response via email to punishments I can give out.

05.05.2024 02:38:45
 
halobear8
Level 73
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 311088
Reputation: 105696
Posts: 1819
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 02:39:45
halobear8

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote: (original post HERE)
Another dull prime bimbo who talks more about punishments and rules than fashion and fun Its not surprising she is already boring as she is copying pxdcheeri and iona
Fun incoming soon! Just let me deal with these pesky trolls first... 

05.05.2024 02:39:45
 
halobear8
Level 73
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 311088
Reputation: 105696
Posts: 1819
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 02:59:34
halobear8

SweetChilli wrote: (original post HERE)
There aren't even a word about fun plans they have during their reign. Rome wasn't built in one day but they atleast did it in small steps. Halobear talks only about policing us all. From what I see we will have another Prime who will focus on...
I was elected by people who care about my policies. Word on the street is, there's a State Wars in the near future. In the meantime, make sure to check out the current fun our lovely SMs have to offer!
The Church of Xod from Pollyx
Then Vs. Now hosted by audrey_lynn
Weird GIF Wednesday from craigslist-stripper
The new issue of The Flutter 2.0 by Honey Beee
+ the fun happening elsewhere on the site!
Our current PXFC, the theme is Renaissance Fair.
The Runway, which hosts all kinds of fashion fun!,
The honorary MerMay is also an incredible standout.
Fashion Appreciation, in which users come together to highlight their favorite outfits from their favorite users


05.05.2024 02:59:34
 
halobear8
Level 73
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 311088
Reputation: 105696
Posts: 1819
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 03:12:13
halobear8

KirstyD8 wrote: (original post HERE)
I guess it might be best to leave again as i can see this turning into another messy situation on PH part. These rules and nothing but a dictatorship. Isn't the whole point in becoming PB is do to your own thing and not copy someone else especially...
 Kirsty, I didn't do this for the achievement, I did it so that peace could be restored. I did it so that the forums would be active again instead of just filled with trolls while the normal users avoided them. You had no problem moderating the forums during Blecky's term but suddenly moderating wasn't allowed to happen during Cherri's term, nor is it allowed to happen during my term? Is it that now there's a set of rules and criteria to follow and not just our gut?
 I was there when the rules were created and assisted in overseeing the creation of them. Everyone in the PH read them before the general users of the site did and decided they were fantastic, clear rules to have and when something was found that wasn't clear, it was adjusted for everyone's sake. The line about drug usage looked different than it does now and I advocated for it to be more relaxed so that people talking about their prescriptions for controlled substances wouldn't be silenced. I advocated for people to speak their minds.
 I am very much doing my own thing. I'm just sorry that you don't have more than 24 hours worth of patience to see that. 

05.05.2024 03:12:13
 

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