Prime Ximbo:
Treasury (USD):
0
0
6
7
5
8

Ximboland Clock

≪ ❈° The Church of Xod °❈ ≫ (Fashion & Creative Contest)

Posts
17
Created
26.04.2024
Author
Pollyx
beebeejemima
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 104946
Reputation: 28057
Posts: 154
Atheista
29.04.2024 10:45:54
beebeejemima

Xod created the Ximboverse in the image of xerself, devoted to beauty, and revealed xerself to the ximbos as a gift. Xod rewarded true faith with glamour, a power to change and enhance one's visage. Beauty became a symbol of worth and purity, attainable to all who committed to the worship of Xod.

Jemima knelt at the altar, a huge mirror gazing upwards from the floor like a silver pond. She gazed back at her own reflection, warped and altered by glass
ripples, surrounded by daffodils and lavender. She was dressed in her finest garb, in Xod's colours, dusk realised; colours Xod alone paired with gold. It was her rites, where she would graduate to become a high priestess. She had dedicated her life to becoming beautiful as a service to her temple. She would become her faith, let it consume her. And she would ascend.

beebeejemima

(I wld love a banner!!)



29.04.2024 10:45:54
 as above
~*~*~*~*~*
 so below
Daphnee_Mino
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17231
Reputation: 16847
Posts: 438
Agnostica
29.04.2024 21:44:21
Daphnee_Mino

oh purr

29.04.2024 21:44:21

halobear8
Level 70
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 269983
Reputation: 98881
Posts: 1661
Freethinkerland
30.04.2024 13:42:10
halobear8

halobear8

Xod can be found in many places. Maybe you feel her presence in your local church, temple, or mosque. Maybe you feel her when you’re on a farm, on an orchard, on the beach. Maybe you find her on a trip to mushroom mountain.

Basking in the glory she brings to ximbokind, you realize that all ximbos make themselves beautiful in their own way. Whether you’re born with a crooked nose, have uneven breasts, or small lips, you have the potential to be beautiful if you just say you are. Through the power she shines upon you, you find she influences you in so many ways. Your speech, your attitude, your goals and ambitions, these attributes originate from ximboism.

You feel your connection with Xod strengthening, your commitment to ximboism and ximbokind flourishing, you find yourself speaking in tongues, hailing Xod.

Praise Xod, the one true defender of ximbokind.




30.04.2024 13:42:10
 
SinksTears
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 682552
Reputation: 56940
Posts: 1494
Antitheocra
01.05.2024 07:06:42
SinksTears

SinksTears
Have you ever heard the term "If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around to hear it, did it make a noise?" Well, if a deer dies in the forest, why can't I find the carcuss?

No! Don't tell me, where my cat go? I left him here before I went to work but now they're gone! I know they're sick but it must have been

 


01.05.2024 07:06:42

Gold Curious Achievement - 733/2000 (Be Challenged In Debates)


Daphnee_Mino
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17231
Reputation: 16847
Posts: 438
Agnostica
02.05.2024 07:33:58
Daphnee_Mino

Daphnee_Mino
          ©ø∂ ¬ø√´ß ¥ø¨
translation from Light Language to English: "God loves you."

02.05.2024 07:33:58

Melpomene
Level 194
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5817637
Reputation: 80224
Posts: 911
Antitheocra
03.05.2024 10:29:02
Melpomene

Here comes Partemis:

She's major deity in the amazing pantheon of Ximbolympus. As one the the 12 party gods, her forte is entertainment and games. Partemis owns a sizable collection of board games (which just materialize out of thin air when needed), knows the rules to every game you can think of, and is proficient in any console controller there is. Unlike her challenge-obsessed half-brother Dare S., Partemis doesn't get salty if she loses at something - for to her the most important part in a party is that everyone is having fun. Partemis's dance choreographies, karaoke performances, magic tricks, and xylophone solos are always a sight to behold, leaving a lasting impression to those lucky enough to witness them. Sometimes Partemis teams up with her twin brother Boomboy to give out even better musical performances for special occasions.

As for what the other gods and goddesses in the party pantheon do, here's a convenient diagram you can examine at your leisure (feel free to open it in an another tab to see better):

Ps. I got kinda lazy coming up with the names at some point. I know some of them are way better than others. Sorry :D


03.05.2024 10:29:02

Furiously drawing new designs 

cyprienne
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26166
Reputation: 16060
Posts: 44
Atheista
07.05.2024 01:09:58
cyprienne

cyprienne
Spectra

Formerly credited by ancient Ximboians for the fracture of natural sunlight into the full colour spectrum, as seen in rainbows, waterfalls, crystals and glass, Spectra was revered as a Deity to the sun and of the sky; to worship Her meant to wish for good weather. Into the renaissance period She briefly came back into style, with several major trading cities constructing for Her ornate stained glass cathedrals, most markedly in Murano Italy, where its glass was considered of absolute purity and so dearly coveted.
Now that She is not much more of a missing legend -having fallen out of chic again after the 1930's embarked on brutalism- She is socially regarded as Patron Saint for Claire's and children of the Lisa Frank era.

07.05.2024 01:09:58
Smut Me - Haezer

Please LOGIN to post a reply.

Ximboland asks you to accept cookies for performance, social media and advertising purposes. Social media and advertising cookies of third parties are used to offer you social media functionalities and personalised ads. To get more information about these cookies and the processing of your personal data, check our Privacy & Cookie Policy.
For more information on Google's privacy policy please see here. By continuing to browse you consent to our cookies.
OK

Cookies and Policy


Cookies Policy

Ximbolands uses cookies on https://ximbo.land. By using the Service, you consent to the use of cookies.

Our Cookies Policy explains what cookies are, how we use cookies, how third-parties we may partner with may use cookies on the Service, your choices regarding cookies and further information about cookies.

What are cookies

Cookies are small pieces of text sent by your web browser by a website you visit. A cookie file is stored in your web browser and allows the Service or a third-party to recognize you and make your next visit easier and the Service more useful to you.

Cookies can be "persistent" or "session" cookies.

How Ximbolands uses cookies

When you use and access the Service, we may place a number of cookies files in your web browser.

We use cookies for the following purposes: to enable certain functions of the Service, to provide analytics, to store your preferences, to enable advertisements delivery, including behavioral advertising.

We use both session and persistent cookies on the Service and we use different types of cookies to run the Service. We may use essential cookies to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts.

Third-party cookies

In addition to our own cookies, we may also use various third-parties cookies to report usage statistics of the Service, deliver advertisements on and through the Service, and so on.

What are your choices regarding cookies

If you'd like to delete cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

Please note, however, that if you delete cookies or refuse to accept them, you might not be able to use all of the features we offer, you may not be able to store your preferences, and some of our pages might not display properly.

Where can your find more information about cookies

You can learn more about cookies and the following third-party websites:

×

Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

×
×

Report a problem

×

Type name of the Ximbo you are looking for...