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Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

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Created
02.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7820835
Reputation: 341535
Posts: 1958
Agnostica
06.04.2024 20:54:12
craigslist-stripper

SweetasNuts parody wrote:
maybe put all this energy you have posting in SweetasNuts topics and focus on your state
sure thing, and you let me know when you start hosting contests, giving prizes to the community, or posting literally anything that isn’t specifically designed to be rude and divisive ;)

06.04.2024 20:54:12

ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 160526
Reputation: 46946
Posts: 2279
Secville
06.04.2024 21:18:17
ButterfIy

SweetasNuts parody wrote:
Teh funny thing is pretending to not know about teh topic thats got 18 pages and acting like you just read it now even though you have been posting in it. there is a reason why your state is dead learn from teh pro SweetasNuts to get people posting and involved
ButterfIy i think these UX have more than just dyslexia going on
Dyslexia and transgenderism: a deadly concoction, I’d say. Craig isn’t known for having a brain, nor is it known for looking even half-decent.

06.04.2024 21:18:17
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7820835
Reputation: 341535
Posts: 1958
Agnostica
06.04.2024 21:56:26
craigslist-stripper

>mfw ignored by bitterfly yet again for being too smart and sexy and correct


06.04.2024 21:56:26

ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 160526
Reputation: 46946
Posts: 2279
Secville
06.04.2024 23:12:54
ButterfIy

https://ximbo.land/forum/the-fashionable-republic-of-ximboland-v-bad-fashion-car-crash-ximbos/t14333...

Aw, so ugly and so forgetful. Hope this helps!

06.04.2024 23:12:54
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7820835
Reputation: 341535
Posts: 1958
Agnostica
06.04.2024 23:31:32
craigslist-stripper

LOL i thought you meant like an actual hiatus where i left the game because i was deeply upset or triggered or something 

honey i went to bed. and i didn’t even go to bed until way after he called me hairy. i got tired of replying to nonsense and logged off for a few hours - a skill you seem completely incapable of tbf 

i will actually be logging off again soon, as i am going camping tonight. and no matter how much your weird troll ego will tell you that im hurt and upset, i promise it’s not because you have said anything impactful to me. its because i actually have a life outside of bimboland. you should really try it sometime, and all your alts as well :)

06.04.2024 23:31:32

ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 160526
Reputation: 46946
Posts: 2279
Secville
06.04.2024 23:39:12
ButterfIy

Lmfao, I love how hard you try to convince us that you have a life outside of bimboland. Here’s a thought: people who legitimately have lives off of the internet don’t need to repeat it whilst banging on their gorilla chests over and over. Obviously you wouldn’t understand that concept, however, since you seem to make an exorbitant amount of useless Forum posts that nobody finds funny, quirky or creative. To quote SweetasNuts, everybody sees you for what you are: an ugly, hairy loser. Hopefully you won’t have a mental breakdown and existential crisis after reading this, I know how deeply words impact your fragile psyche. Best wishes! Please don’t roll over onto your tentmates and asphyxiate them.

06.04.2024 23:39:12
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7820835
Reputation: 341535
Posts: 1958
Agnostica
06.04.2024 23:46:46
craigslist-stripper

its okay, i don’t expect you to understand posting about the things you do out in the real world, as you very obviously never leave your bedroom. but when you actually do go outside, this magical thing happens called having fun and interesting experiences. but please, stay up on your deluded high horse of calling me stupid hairy or transgender or whatever. those super original and not at all repetitive posts really just show you know absolutely nothing about me at all lol

06.04.2024 23:46:46

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168365
Reputation: 78604
Posts: 2453
Secville
06.04.2024 23:52:26
AuntieLice

Aww Craglist, I am so happy to hear your caretaker finally took you for a stroll in your wheelchair. It must take a great amount of effort for them to push such a mass around. Maybe they could help you with Bimboland as well? The first step would be to make a face that doesn't look like Lady Gaga if she was born with an XY chromosome and weighed 600 pounds. The next step would be to log off like you did when you got called hairy and ugly so you can finally stop having your transvestite meltdowns every two seconds. The public is not laughing with you, they're laughing at you. At the end of the day we're all just here waiting for your CPAP that's holding on to its dear life to finally malfunction so we don't have to read your gibberish ever again.

06.04.2024 23:52:26
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7820835
Reputation: 341535
Posts: 1958
Agnostica
07.04.2024 00:00:42
craigslist-stripper

The public is not laughing with you, they're laughing at you.

this is so freaking rich coming from you. the irony is so palpable i could eat it for dinner. i wonder how long it will take for you to log into all your alts and thumb yourself up for that one, since quite literally everyone else is mocking your stupidity constantly 

07.04.2024 00:00:42

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168365
Reputation: 78604
Posts: 2453
Secville
07.04.2024 00:10:26
AuntieLice

You already eat so many things for dinner, I really don't see the need to add anything else to the menu.

Unlike you, I'm the public's princess, I don't need any alts for the public to be on my side. I can't stop laughing at transvestites of this website having the audacity to accuse anyone else of having alts when the Transvestite Alliance has been making them day and night for 4 years now. Constantly complaining about every single aspect of the website while making enough alts to squeeze their neopenises into the PH, only to resign in less than two months. It would be sad if it wasn't hilarious.

07.04.2024 00:10:26
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard

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