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my opinion on transitioning

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Xemocracy Arena
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459
Created
29.03.2024
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Daphnee_Mino
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35642
Reputation: 32224
Posts: 1075
Agnostica
12.04.2024 11:33:31
Daphnee_Mino



12.04.2024 11:33:31

Bimbo Pimp
Level 61
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 178102
Reputation: 36154
Posts: 1325
Atheista
12.04.2024 17:00:14
Bimbo Pimp

Maid of Honor! Just putting it out there I do happen to be an ordained minister :D

12.04.2024 17:00:14

Abu Hamza
Level 27
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 14307
Reputation: 9693
Posts: 478
Reasonopia
12.04.2024 20:23:43
Abu Hamza

i am muslim, if i want to marry katieboutique, i do not need the christian minister.
i just need an imam, her father's permission, and a boatload of afghan opium for the wedding. 

12.04.2024 20:23:43
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Bimbo Pimp
Level 61
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 178102
Reputation: 36154
Posts: 1325
Atheista
13.04.2024 02:36:43
Bimbo Pimp

Who says it is under the christian faith that I have my ministry license hmm? XD ok ok... as per your request I gift afghan opium .

13.04.2024 02:36:43

Abu Hamza
Level 27
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 14307
Reputation: 9693
Posts: 478
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 06:30:09
Abu Hamza

thank you my sister. 
someone also needs to start sewing, katie will need hijab if i make her first lady and second wife.

i am going to let you all get back to debating with iowa for 20 more pages, peace be with you all and inshallah there will be wedding bells ringing soon. 



and please do not speak of that one night ever again. i already explained.

13.04.2024 06:30:09
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Slayyyocrates
Level 58
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 152948
Reputation: 9204
Posts: 457
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 15:38:34
Slayyyocrates

Abu, does your nuptial practice include the equivalent of a Best Man?
A Best Man is common to The Christian Faith, as well as many other Theocratic and NeoTheocratic Traditions.
I believe even The Goths have a version of this male position, but the name eludes me at the moment.

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Abu Hamza
Level 27
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 14307
Reputation: 9693
Posts: 478
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 23:04:19
Abu Hamza

yes my brother mohammed will be best man mashallah.

and who are the goths? you mean pagans? they are touched by iblis you know. very haram. 

13.04.2024 23:04:19
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



CarCrashBimbo
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 95078
Reputation: 9154
Posts: 462
Agnostica
13.04.2024 23:28:53
CarCrashBimbo

Slayyyocrates wrote:
I believe even The Goths have a version of this male position, but the name eludes me at the moment.
The Best Man at a Goth Wedding is Xatan...but usually he is the Groom.

13.04.2024 23:28:53
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SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8506
Reputation: 7082
Posts: 516
Atheista
10.06.2024 20:31:21
SweetasNuts parody

xantan is a real man an wouldn be trans! he happy as he is.

10.06.2024 20:31:21
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