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StrangeSnow
Level 36
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 36388
Reputation: 19023
Posts: 560
Secville
04.04.2024 16:55:33
StrangeSnow

Yall need Odin 

04.04.2024 16:55:33

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19252917
Reputation: 100350
Posts: 2580
Reasonopia
04.04.2024 17:10:50
KatieBoutique

Odin is weak...
https://ximbo.land/ximbo/odin/192299

Maat is invincible

04.04.2024 17:10:50
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StrangeSnow
Level 36
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 36388
Reputation: 19023
Posts: 560
Secville
04.04.2024 17:11:37
StrangeSnow

Huh there’s a profile named Odin here 
didn’t realize that 

04.04.2024 17:11:37

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19252917
Reputation: 100350
Posts: 2580
Reasonopia
04.04.2024 17:23:14
KatieBoutique

There's probably a name for everything...or close.

Maat's stats are hilarious...or chilling!   Look closely at all of them on his page.

04.04.2024 17:23:14
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StrangeSnow
Level 36
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 36388
Reputation: 19023
Posts: 560
Secville
05.04.2024 01:23:44
StrangeSnow

I’m not even sure who Maat is supposed to be 

05.04.2024 01:23:44

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19252917
Reputation: 100350
Posts: 2580
Reasonopia
07.04.2024 19:58:55
KatieBoutique







Sindy Laarsen is In The House.

07.04.2024 19:58:55
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SinksTears
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 654002
Reputation: 53000
Posts: 1429
Antitheocra
07.04.2024 20:22:41
SinksTears

Nero Lens?

07.04.2024 20:22:41

Gold Curious Achievement - 696/2000 (Be Challenged In Debates)


Hot Topica
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 58530
Reputation: 40067
Posts: 2019
Reasonopia
08.04.2024 00:42:03
Hot Topica

StrangeSnow wrote:
I’m not even sure who Maat is supposed to be 
Seems to be a deity/divine entity kinda vibe named after Ma'at the ancient Egyptian goddess of balance and justice

08.04.2024 00:42:03
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KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19252917
Reputation: 100350
Posts: 2580
Reasonopia
08.04.2024 02:41:17
KatieBoutique



Halobear just hit a Home Run with this new contest:
https://ximbo.land/forum/content-creators-ftl-fashion-contest/t14519

Go check it out, it’s an FTL winners only contest, but anyone can join and maybe other Slayyyte Slayyynisters will follow suit with similar contests of their own.

As Halobear’s biggest YT fan, guess who I would choose?
Slayto: “Katie you would choose Halobear…”
Oh for the…Slayto may I have a word with you…in private?
“Sure!”



We’ll be right back folks…

08.04.2024 02:41:17
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CarCrashBimbo
Level 47
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 80600
Reputation: 4668
Posts: 129
Antitheocra
08.04.2024 18:09:15
CarCrashBimbo


This is Car Crash Bimbo, working the coffee bar at KSLA this morning (big tippers!)

I just overheard Katie and Slayto talking about offering Halobear a lucrative contract to host a show three days a week.
They are going to make her a special Show Banner too.
They are saying her 10 minute YouTube Ximboland Play and Chat videos will be a smash hit.
The only question is...will she bite!

Coming right up Miss Katie!  (gotta run!)

08.04.2024 18:09:15
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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