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New Coxervative ministers appointed - onwards and upwards

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Created
20.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 84032
Reputation: 7369
Posts: 365
Antitheocra
05.05.2024 01:46:52
CarCrashBimbo

Those TikTok Challenges are very suspicious.  

05.05.2024 01:46:52
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July. 

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
05.05.2024 16:52:12
SweetasNuts parody

tiktok is a parasite infecting teh weak minded

05.05.2024 16:52:12
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160252
Reputation: 32122
Posts: 819
Atheista
05.05.2024 20:15:18
Bimbo Pimp



05.05.2024 20:15:18
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
05.05.2024 21:38:35
SweetasNuts parody

halu made quitter cherri minister of justice and fashion police. yes lets have someone back in teh pink house who own goverment leaked private posts was biased and abused tools. these wokies are crazy
crashy got replaced by teh quitter for mental health reasons

05.05.2024 21:38:35
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5190978
Reputation: 72729
Posts: 1966
Reasonopia
05.05.2024 23:10:13
bxdcherri

Cry about it 

05.05.2024 23:10:13

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271272
Reputation: 103897
Posts: 2805
Reasonopia
05.05.2024 23:22:55
KatieBoutique

That’s how we get introduced to you as the new MoJ, Cherri?
What’s next?
 “Sucks to be you”?
…Or that Easter Gala gif that basically was you giving me and 12 other Reasonopians the finger?

Looks like you may have your own “Plan R”…For revenge?





05.05.2024 23:22:55
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
06.05.2024 01:31:35
SweetasNuts parody

thats what you did when quit and blamed your mental health.
bxdcherri wrote: (original post HERE)
Cry about it


06.05.2024 01:31:35
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160252
Reputation: 32122
Posts: 819
Atheista
06.05.2024 03:49:13
Bimbo Pimp

not revenge! D: ...please someone hug me.  :(


06.05.2024 03:49:13
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9708
Reputation: 8120
Posts: 397
Reasonopia
06.05.2024 05:36:51
Abu Hamza

In my Islamic opinion, we could give sister Cherri a chance.

Surely, you wouldn't resign from a role because of moderation duties, and then 1 month later accept another moderator role unless you were certain that this time around, you are able to be professional and strong...

Otherwise, that would make a person look very weak and unenlightened. 

However, that is just my Islamic opinion. My political concern is not with sister Cherri's fairness or abilities, but if we are being lawful the role should simply have gone to someone else.

تستطيع شيري إنشاء حساب جديد باسم جديد، ومن ثم تصبح شرطية. فإنه لا يزال خاطئا جدا. غير قانوني. لكنه سيظهر على الأقل بعض الاحترام. ليس لديهم أي شرف أو احترام لأنهم لا يقرأون القرآن. قائمة القواعد الخاصة بهم هي دليل.

Then again, from day 1 of immigrating this land has been a beautiful place and been many things - but never once lawful. Which is perfect don't get me wrong mashallah. But the water boarding was a bit much wouldn't you agree? 

Peace be with you all and I am excited to inform you that my next outfit will be my most meaningful yet. If I get a chance to finish it, that is. Inshallah. 



06.05.2024 05:36:51
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160252
Reputation: 32122
Posts: 819
Atheista
06.05.2024 22:44:34
Bimbo Pimp

You are so nice Abu, that's what I like about you. Always willing to give others a chance and send blessings their way. I can't wait to see your new look.


06.05.2024 22:44:34
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

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