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New Coxervative ministers appointed - onwards and upwards

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Created
20.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
sweetassbuts
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 511
Reputation: 352
Posts: 12
Atheista
24.04.2024 23:45:19
sweetassbuts

She cant handle players with different opinions and blocks them. she is clealry emotionally unstable like iowa (and look how she turned out) and yet we now have her being fashion police. minister of foreign affairs has nothing to do with teh forum its social media. get teh spy out of fashion police we dont want that spy moderating us she already proved she abused teh tools by pinning topics when she shouldnt have had teh tools in teh first place.

#AllAbuserOfToolsShouldBeRemoved!
#KatrynahIsAbuseOfToolsSheNeedsToBeRemoved!
#GetTehSpyOutOfOurGoerment!

24.04.2024 23:45:19
Katrynah
Level 246
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 13279242
Reputation: 189726
Posts: 2393
Antitheocra
25.04.2024 00:02:57
Katrynah

sweetassbuts wrote: (original post HERE)
Why is Katrynah back in teh fashion police section when she was removed from that section when she was given her proper title role as Minister of Foreign Affairs? are we being moderated by another wokie from teh cherri backer camp? i though we wasnt...
 Needed pinning/unpinning powers and only FP can do this. My original statement of only using this tool remains

25.04.2024 00:02:57
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
  
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sweetassbuts
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 511
Reputation: 352
Posts: 12
Atheista
25.04.2024 00:22:22
sweetassbuts

no you abused teh tools you wasnt supposed to have in teh first place by taking it upon your self to do it. you abused tools that was not yours to have. you was removed from teh fahion police section which means you no longer had teh tools yet you are now back in that section. what has minister of foreign affairs have to do with teh forum? you have weasled you way in getting them back you spy. pin or unpining post should not be up to someone who is supposed to deal with social media. funny how you minister of foreign affairs needed something that comes with more tools for teh forum which is not your domain of teh role. thats not suspicious at all.  YOU ARE SPY FOR TEH UX AND QUXCHERRI AND HER GOVERMENT!

#AllAbuserOfToolsShouldBeRemoved!
#KatrynahIsAbuseOfToolsSheNeedsToBeRemoved!
#GetTehSpyOutOfOurGoerment!

#MinisterOfForeignAffairsKatyrnahCantHandleOpiniosSoSheBlocksPeople

25.04.2024 00:22:22
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
25.04.2024 14:34:17
SweetasNuts parody

This is interesting. we now have people with fashion police tools when we was told they was no longer needed. so we are going backwards on that ruling without being told

#AllAbuserOfToolsShouldBeRemoved!
#KatrynahIsAbuseOfToolsSheNeedsToBeRemoved!
#GetTehSpyOutOfOurGoerment!

#MinisterOfForeignAffairsKatyrnahCantHandleOpiniosSoSheBlocksPeople

25.04.2024 14:34:17
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 49870
Reputation: 22444
Posts: 605
Secville
25.04.2024 15:37:44
StrangeSnow

Don’t you know how to say anything positive about anything else that’s not SAN? 
You’re boring 

25.04.2024 15:37:44

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
25.04.2024 17:33:38
SweetasNuts parody

Dont you know how to be anything but ugly? go see Mr Chops ugly duckling your outfits and make up is ugly and boring

25.04.2024 17:33:38
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 49870
Reputation: 22444
Posts: 605
Secville
25.04.2024 17:38:19
StrangeSnow

You spelled “no” wrong 

25.04.2024 17:38:19

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
25.04.2024 17:41:10
SweetasNuts parody

Your face is wrong someone should have told you "no" its ugly

25.04.2024 17:41:10
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 141485
Reputation: 6814
Posts: 226
Freethinkerland
25.04.2024 18:30:52
Slayyyocrates

Katie postulated:
I was wondering that myself, Sweet tush.  
And Minister Car Crashy is absent from the Ministers section.
I’m beginning to think something is being planned…behind the scenes.

…like an assassination attempt on CarCrashBimbo…
…by the Secret Agents…XimboQs…and that infernal illuminati!

All being plotted on Discord.

wait…CONFIRMED!
< end postulation>


It appears you may have been correct, but it also could be incorrect.
CarCrash is now listed in The Ministers Section.  Hail Zeus!
If I know anything...it is that I know nothing.
...and just in case...CarCrash now has a bodyguard.  Me.

Soc
 

25.04.2024 18:30:52
Slayyyocrates for Prime Bimbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
25.04.2024 20:53:30
SweetasNuts parody

Yet you are both still in fashion police role when we was told they was no lomger needed

25.04.2024 20:53:30
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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