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Created
20.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5190978
Reputation: 72729
Posts: 1966
Reasonopia
07.05.2024 18:40:25
bxdcherri

Why thank you dear Abu! How very kind of you. I plan to be as lawful as I can be. I believe having halo as our dear PB and me as MoJ, the site will be allowed to prosper once again 

07.05.2024 18:40:25

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5190978
Reputation: 72729
Posts: 1966
Reasonopia
07.05.2024 18:52:58
bxdcherri

Katie, do you mind explaining what on this page is meant to be or implies a middle finger to my state? How have you come to this conclusion, because I’m genuinely curious 
https://ximbo.land/forum/easter-masquerade-ball/t14392?page=1

07.05.2024 18:52:58

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271272
Reputation: 103897
Posts: 2805
Reasonopia
07.05.2024 20:08:43
KatieBoutique

I absolutely love Phantom of The Opera, so I figured this months contest could be related to it and Easter. So Reasonopia, I present to you the Easter Masquerade Ball!



As spring blooms and the scent of flowers fills the air,
the Easter Masquerade Ball blends the elegance of a traditional masquerade with the whimsy and vibrancy of Easter festivities.
This ball will be spectacular! 
As spring blooms and the scent of flowers fills the air -
we've decorated the grand halls of a picturesque castle with pastel hues and delicate floral arrangements in anticipation. 
Guests begin to enter the enchanting ballroom, with splendid mask and a touch of Easter charm. 
The Easter Masquerade Ball offers a delightful fusion of elegance and Easter cheer,
providing guests with an enchanting evening of festive fun and celebration.

Have fun my lovelies & Happy Easter!


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You couldn’t help yourself, could you. 
Your description is also dripping with cynicism.
My State Minister Fill-in Poll really pushed some button in you…
This was your gift to your state citizens who just wanted some activities.
The entries turned out pretty good.  Dad’s was clearly the winner.  He got nothing.

You’ll notice that there is no State Minister for FreeThinkerland, now.
Same situation.  Different election cycle.
Sucks to be from FreeThinkerLand…now.

i still can’t believe you said that to that poor girl.  “Sucks to be you.”
I’ll give you this Cherri, you were superb at leading the last State Wars.  
You and Richard put together a masterful analysis of the ROI Matrix.

Good luck in the next one.

07.05.2024 20:08:43
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5190978
Reputation: 72729
Posts: 1966
Reasonopia
07.05.2024 20:58:38
bxdcherri

Katie I hate to break it to you but that description is a mix of chatgpt and my own rewording. There’s no cynicism behind it at all. The gif is from one of my favourite TV show friends. That actor is Mathew Perry, my favourite friend in the show, and recently passed away. It was not only a tribute to him, but the fact he’s in an Easter costume, and it was an Easter themed contest, it makes sense. 

This contest was due like every other contest every month that i upholded throughout my entire duration in the PH. Your post about not having an enough contests was…what? Supposed to make me STOP doing contests? Or to make me start? I hosted my contest like I planned to regardless of your request at kicking me out of SM role. Just because you misunderstood a simple BUG on the games visuals, heck, it’s not the first time. 
You saw it here first!!

I made it VERY clear that your post has pushed buttons with me when I addressed that with you. I didn’t have a go at you, I set a boundary, one you have been known to cross with multiple people. If you think that me saying something about spring air is a finger in your face, maybe take a step back and think about how you implying my state needed saving and that I was a bad sm, further gathering votes on the matter, wouldn’t also be taken as the finger. I told you I didn’t appreciate you doing that and you blew it straight out of proportion. Better yet, ask yourself why I distanced myself from you, maybe it’s because I was sick of all the shit talking you were doing behind my back when I considered you a dear dear friend. 

If you have an issue with me, maybe talk about it instead of plastering it all over the forums for attention. I would expect that much from you, at the very least. 

07.05.2024 20:58:38

Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9708
Reputation: 8120
Posts: 397
Reasonopia
07.05.2024 21:10:11
Abu Hamza

bxdcherri wrote: (original post HERE)
Why thank you dear Abu! How very kind of you. I plan to be as lawful as I can be. I believe having halo as our dear PB and me as MoJ, the site will be allowed to prosper once again
Inshallah my sister, in sha allah...



You can stop by our table for advice anytime if you feel the urge to resign coming again. 

07.05.2024 21:10:11
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5535
Posts: 241
Atheista
08.05.2024 00:35:44
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

My middle east brother,
prepare a lot of that Afghan opium as new government clearly needs it!

We shall not allow them to destroy their mental health and our nation farther with sniffing glue, tint, thinner and other products detrimental to their mental health

08.05.2024 00:35:44
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9708
Reputation: 8120
Posts: 397
Reasonopia
08.05.2024 00:46:25
Abu Hamza

wassalamaleykum my white brother,

do not worry - i am ten steps ahead of you. i have already prepared 295mg starter dose of afghan opium of each member of PH, should they come to their senses.

sadly, i think they will not accept it, and the western iblis paint thinner seems to make them very irrational... 

08.05.2024 00:46:25
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160242
Reputation: 32112
Posts: 819
Atheista
08.05.2024 00:55:46
Bimbo Pimp

Hi Cherri, excuse my interruption of the ongoing plastering of the feud between yourself and Katie. I have a question.

I would like to know if the concept of 'justice ' applies equally to all individuals, regardless of their background or affiliation, or if it is limited to those who are favored by the House Representatives? I would appreciate a clear and straightforward answer to this question, as it has significant implications for us all.



08.05.2024 00:55:46
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

Hot Topica
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69020
Reputation: 42086
Posts: 2082
Reasonopia
08.05.2024 00:57:54
Hot Topica

Lmao cry about it Katie

08.05.2024 00:57:54
  FREE PALESTINE  
Katrynah
Level 246
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 13279242
Reputation: 189726
Posts: 2393
Antitheocra
08.05.2024 01:25:07
Katrynah

Abu Hamza wrote: (original post HERE)
wassalamaleykum my white brother, do not worry - i am ten steps ahead of you. i have already prepared 295mg starter dose of afghan opium of each member of PH, should they come to their senses. sadly, i think they will not accept it, and the western...
i prefer ket, actually

08.05.2024 01:25:07
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