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09.11.2024 05:19:40
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“Prayer is like a spa day for your soul—when you can’t afford a therapist,
just send your worries up to the big guy and hope He doesn’t hit reply all!
.”  - Bimbo Pimp

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12.11.2024 05:52:32
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thank you Polly this was sweet!

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Antitheocra
15.11.2024 20:42:40
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Okay, like, so having good vibes with your fam is super important for your mental health, ya know? When you’ve got strong bonds with your loved ones, it totally makes you feel all supported and less lonely! Which is like, really helpful for just dealing with life’s ups and downs and stuff. If there are some awkward moments or not-so-great relationships in your family, it’s definitely worth it to try and fix those ties, like, for real! Just chatting it out and being open can really help heal those old wounds and make your family connections super strong. And that leads to a way happier and healthier life, for sure! I love my family <3 <3<3

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07.02.2025 21:55:05
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Steps to Heal the ugly you!
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1. Time to Level Up!
Break out of that victimhood mentality! Life doesn't end every time someone disagrees with you. You are in the driver’s seat of your own journey. Rather than allowing external circumstances or the opinions of others to dictate your path, embrace the power of self-agency. Every challenge you face is an opportunity for growth, so rise above it and take control of your narrative. Remember, you have the strength to shape your own destiny...don’t let others write your story for you!

2. Talk It Out: Do you live in an echo chamber ? They’re not great for conversations! Instead, strike up dialogues with humans who think differently. You might discover they’re not secretly plotting against you...they just have different opinions.

3. Mirror, Mirror on the Wall: Before you wish unpleasant things upon others, ask yourself, “Would I want someone to wish this upon me?” If you are a white knight on your high horse ask yourself. "Would I want someone to wish this on the people below my privilege?"

4. News Detox: If your social media feed resembles an apocalyptic movie script, it might be time to hit the pause button and take a break! Go outside and you will see that the sky is not falling down.

5. Life isn't a Movie: Stop casting everyone around you as villains. Life’s not a blockbuster where everyone has an evil laugh and a diabolical plot. Most people aren't even aware you exist...give them a break!

6. Take a Chill Pill: If you’re feeling your blood boiling, your thoughts going straight to death...Take your meds. Then go watch your favorite comedy or listen to happy music. Laughter is the best antidote to all that internal ugliness.

7. Seek help: If those feelings of envy and unhinged anger are turning your life into a soap opera, it might be time to consult someone who can help. A professional can provide insights that can make even a narcissist rethink their life choices!

8. Find Happiness: Recognize that these ugly feelings often come from unhappy people. Rather than sipping your bitter tea, wishing death unto others or being envious of what they have and you don't. Try to go find your own happiness! Engage in activities that bring you closer to mental stability.


Heal from your inner ugliness by taking back your power, finding happiness, and realizing that most people in the world aren't out to get you. Ditch the main character entitlement and recognize that everyone is caught up in their own lives to focus on yours. As Mr. Steve Biko wisely noted: The biggest weapon in the oppressor's arsenal is the mind of the oppressed... so set your mind free from the cage you've created for it.

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14.02.2025 22:34:31
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Who made mental illness aspirational?

You begin to detect that by “our democracy” they actually meant “our everlasting grift.” And it didn’t die in darkness — it thrived, grew, and spread in the moist bureaucratic darkness like the Devil’s own slime mold. And now it is being revealed, to the astonished disgust of slightly more than half the nation that was not on-the-take. Turn over a log in the woods and you have the metaphor for “our democracy.” Countless hundred-footed things slither around under it, their feeding interrupted . . .

The political left’s success springs from its dedication to organizing its member ranks and their activities. Organizing has been the key to their grand plan for arriving at Utopia. Except, sometime near the dawn of this century, with the torch of communism burning out, they realized that Utopia was a destination unlikely to be reached. Instead, they could turn their organizing talent to directing the money flow from their ever-expanding roster of world-saving NGOs into the bank accounts of their own member ranks.

USAID was the poster-child for that, a flowering of mutually-referential dollar feedback loops providing six-figure “jobs” and non-stop cocktail partying for the elite surplus churned out of the left’s training academies, Harvard, Brown, Yale - with a whopping vig paid to congress-persons and senators who disbursed massive taxpayer funding for each newly-sprouted org dedicated to the uplift of the “marginalized and oppressed.”

Of course, that was merely the feeding frenzy of the small fish on the surface. Deeper down, the money-flow was going to much more demonic enterprises: the color revolution gang in the CIA, State Department, and God knows what other surreptitious agencies. . . Antifa and BLM (the Democratic Party’s shock troops) . . . the news industry (now completely corrupted into a global mind-fucking operation) . . . Hollywood’s zeitgeist-shaping dream factory of girl-boss fantasies. . . book publishing (with its zillion-dollar “advances-on-royalties” to political celebrity authors, who could never possibly earn-out that windfall on book sales) . . . the school systems at every level . . . the medical-pharma matrix . . . the military procurement racket too vast to even quantify (and the probable cause of the Pentagon’s consistent audit failures) . . . and, we’ve learned recently, the care-and-feeding of twenty-million illegal aliens ushered into our country by the “Joe Biden” / Al Mayorkas travel agency.

This colossal worm-farm lies exposed now with its slithering denizens drying up under the DOGE sunlamp. The response by the political left’s clown troop fronting for all these scams is the most pathetic performative cluster-B psychodrama ever enacted on the streets of our nation’s capital: Schumer, Maxine Waters, Ayanna Pressley, Liz Warren, and every other mewling loser in Wokedom singing that old union ditty Which Side Are You On for the cameras — as if they were reenacting the 1907 Monongah Mining Disaster. They are crying— as the old saying goes — all the way to the bank.



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