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Atheista Cafe

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Created
05.04.2019
Author
Starbuck
Sisera but with activated almonds
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5017
Reputation: 3142
Posts: 14
Atheista
28.02.2020 05:55:34
Sisera but with activated almonds

anyone else think about the average penis/boob size thing when you sign up for states... i thought that it like, wouldve played a bigger role when i signed up for this site. can you imagine giving someone a reaction and the site says "your titties have grown 2 mm larger"

28.02.2020 05:55:34

AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33931
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
03.03.2020 18:03:03
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Can I take this moment to appreciate the Atheista spirit?

Of acceptance and intellect and empathy, and most of all style!

True style is following your own aesthetic without letting the world around you tell you what is beautiful, because beauty is subjective, and my Atheistans. You're all smart enough to know that.

Gay rights! Comrades! <3

A wonderful Atheistan I have come to know who I think embodies this spirit well is Torrenoia!

Come appreciate your favourite communists in this trying times! :3

03.03.2020 18:03:03
They/Them 
Liqouid
Level 18
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 4775
Reputation: 3742
Posts: 2
Atheista
05.03.2020 18:55:20
Liqouid

Hi everyone! I'm Liqouid (pronounced liquid), just my usual online name xD My bimbo is a glamorous redhead filled with sass! In real life, I am a gamer, who plays alot of Sims, Skyrim, Minecraft ect. I love to meet new people and looking at all the other bimbos' creativity! I used to be at the old bimbo site and I'm surprised at how much it has changed! :o 

05.03.2020 18:55:20
pinkglittergirl
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5453
Reputation: 4627
Posts: 15
Atheista
09.03.2020 19:45:17
pinkglittergirl

hi everyone I just joined but atheista is definitely the best! communism rulezzz

09.03.2020 19:45:17
lesbian rights!
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33931
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
10.03.2020 05:24:57
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Welcome, welcome! I highly recommend you join the SeCrEt ReVoLuTiOn (pls keep it hush hush) the queers and communists and aliens are gonna overthrow Bimbolands just you watch. But it's a secret, I'm like, super serial about that.

10.03.2020 05:24:57
They/Them 
littlepussypearl
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2720
Reputation: 2249
Posts: 2
Atheista
15.03.2020 18:34:42
littlepussypearl

ngl since joining this site i feel like all social media is lame. except instagram and maybe twitter. maybe tumblr. anyways, i have high hopes for the future of this website in becoming the next biggest thing to happen on the internet. i am having so much fun and cant wait to make friends with all of u <3

15.03.2020 18:34:42
xoxo, little pussy pearl   
Saphyre
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 120071
Reputation: 46384
Posts: 1035
Atheista
15.03.2020 20:45:23
Saphyre

Hi everyone! I was just going to say that I'm angry because I saved dollars for a long time and spent it in a while putting together a single look (music). Regards!

15.03.2020 20:45:23
Nothing.
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 269159
Reputation: 39726
Posts: 1162
Atheista
18.03.2020 06:34:30
torrenoia

hello people of athiesta! i just wanted to give you all a heads up that i will be running for your state minister this upcoming election on april first, please take some time to check my electoral program on my profile if you can!

18.03.2020 06:34:30
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33931
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
18.03.2020 09:56:57
AlienPrinceFromVenus

torrenoia wrote:
hello people of athiesta! i just wanted to give you all a heads up that i will be running for your state minister this upcoming election on april first, please take some time to check my electoral program on my profile if you can!
I'm excited! Even though sms have little power I think to some extent a good sm will be able to help in moving things along, if they keep talking about an issue that needs to be fixed (like the fricking boobjob asddghkl). Like, surely eventually the powers that be will just get annoyed at being told the same thing over and over, and try to fix it just to make it stop?

But if not, well. At least we'll get fresh contests!

18.03.2020 09:56:57
They/Them 
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 269159
Reputation: 39726
Posts: 1162
Atheista
18.03.2020 11:02:57
torrenoia

when i become state minister i promise to increase the average penis size here in athiesta, sadly i believe we were given the smallest. i will change that

jk but really check out my program! i have a lot of ideas in mind that id love to share, love you all! 

18.03.2020 11:02:57
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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