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Category
The Runway
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95
Created
18.04.2023
Author
LillyAnn
DreTheBimbo
DreTheBimbo
Level 25
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Posts: 82
Freethinkerland
DreTheBimbo
19.04.2023 01:44:04
DreTheBimbo
After years of fighting with the broken mental health industry, she decided to opt out of the system. 
DreTheBimbo

19.04.2023 01:44:04
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BarbieBudussy
BarbieBudussy
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 81018
Reputation: 33610
Posts: 129
Atheista
BarbieBudussy
19.04.2023 01:55:24
BarbieBudussy
She was getting ready to go clubbing with her besties but as she went out, the world seemed strange. There was a moment of stillness till all hell broke loose- the dead started rising from their graves. Luckily she never leaves without some protection, so she was able to get away at first, but not without some injuries. But as she kept moving forward, more and more zombies followed after her until she was finally cornered. She kept on fighting, but she ran into a problem; she had a few bullets left. She readied herself as she continued shooting until she had only one. Not wanting to have any more part in this apocalyptic world, she decided to die as a human rather then an undead, using her last bullet. 
Wow this was really fun!! I love all the entries, everyone had such an interesting death! I'm hoping to see more <333
BarbieBudussy

19.04.2023 01:55:24
yazabelle
yazabelle
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Posts: 1554
Atheista
yazabelle
19.04.2023 02:17:32
yazabelle
I love all the stories you guys are coming up with!!! This is gonna be a hard decision!  

19.04.2023 02:17:32
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pr0fessi0nalf00l
pr0fessi0nalf00l
Level 19
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Posts: 16
Agnostica
pr0fessi0nalf00l
19.04.2023 02:47:29
pr0fessi0nalf00l
He'd like, forget he was drunk and would take a muscle relaxer and choke on his own vomit or something. 

19.04.2023 02:47:29
                 
Sihyeon
Sihyeon
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Freethinkerland
Sihyeon
19.04.2023 04:13:00
Sihyeon
Sihyeon

The poor vampire shouldn't have fallen in love with that human, it led to her identity being revealed. At first, she was able to fend the angry mob that was attacking her, but she failed to notice her past lover sneaking up behind her...

as she saw her vision start to darken and she took her last breath, she wondered what had actually killed her, a broken heart from an act of betrayal, or the actual stab in the back she had received? 

19.04.2023 04:13:00
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pussyrat
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Atheista
pussyrat
19.04.2023 05:27:49
pussyrat
pussyrat
It was a cold day when the plague doctor died. Despite his treatments and precautions, he was only human. Not even the grace of god could stop the infection from its gruesome warpath. His patients, loved ones and strangers alike, mourned him - cried out when his coffin disappeared with every shovel of dirt. "It's too dangerous," the priests said. "The infection could spread." But they wouldn't hear any of it. They couldn't let such a gifted man be lost forever in an unmarked grave, forgotten and alone. It was unholy. 

To this day, years after the Black Death had ended, his grave sits in the corner of a mostly unmarked grave sight - forgotten by most despite what his loved ones wishes. He doesn't mind it though, content to drift between the graves and give special attention to every one he sees. He's a doctor after all, and he wouldn't dream of leaving his patients to suffer - in life or in death. 

19.04.2023 05:27:49
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DearIvyDoll
DearIvyDoll
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Secville
DearIvyDoll
19.04.2023 06:15:38
DearIvyDoll
DearIvyDoll

The fierce warrior princess Katan was sent to the icy tundra of her father’s(the king) enemy to vanquish his pestilence from her kingdom. As she entered his icy lair , her lover , who was turned dark by the enemy’s dark magick , betrayed her. He convinced Katan he couldn’t bear her bearing the risk of saving her kingdom . As she asked for a final kiss , incase she died , to give her steel to vanquish her enemy , he plunged a stake laced with the same dark magick. As her eyes pooled blood , she froze to death looking at her weakness as her body grew weak as she left the mortal coil.

19.04.2023 06:15:38

Maxpein
Maxpein
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Posts: 2165
Reasonopia
Maxpein
19.04.2023 06:36:57
Maxpein
Maxpein 

What seems to be a great hiking trip turns into a gruesome death when a large bear emerged from the woods; and my only thought was: "I'm screwed." I couldn't run, because the animal would likely charge me down.

19.04.2023 06:36:57
Prettilydead
Prettilydead
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Reputation: 7809
Posts: 4
Freethinkerland
Prettilydead
19.04.2023 08:05:39
Prettilydead
Prettilydead
When your heart bleeds out


When you become a vampire the way of life changes but the way of love never does regardless of the times

Me and her hand in hand heart in heart 

before I ran away with the love of my life 2 years ago I was told in two years time I will be married to a man, this made me sick why couldn’t I marry her.. she’s all I want 

the day I told her she also couldn’t take it so we ran away to a abandoned house by a ditch

we spent every moment together as we knew it could be taken from us at any moment if are secret came out but regardless all I wanted to do was be in her arms she was my everything and in death she’s nothing less.

We wait for as long as vampierly possible before eating to avoid going outside and being caught but this time we grew so weak we just had to eat so she held my hand in hers and we went to find something to eat.

But little did we know it had been two years that day and the whole town was looking for me,

as we continued down a path still hand in hand we soon realised we wasn’t alone and
in a matter of seconds she was snatched up like nothing, tied up like meat, as I was supposed to be married that day they took it all out on her they called her “sick” and said she spread the “sickness” to me and I could still change I would just have to marry that man and have his kids and I will be “cured”

I couldn’t take it but I knew I had no protection to do right by my self and heart I was just a girl in love, what could I do.. 

The vision of her crying tied up taunted me I had to save her

so I told them I was the sick one and a witch I made myself un marryable to a man no man would want me now and could have kids with me, they were furious and couldn’t take the sight of the blood dripping from my legs.. so tgey said they would marry her instead but they would still need to take one of are lives to break are love

So I snatched the steak that they were going to use to kill her with out of their hands, gave her one last kiss and took a steak to my own heart
 
I sacrificed myself for her for love

the last moments we had together I was held in her arms my heart ached for her it throbbed for her it bled for her it came undone for her.

but doesn’t all are hearts one day it’s the human condition the world we live in..

But most just describe a heart break as if thier heart is bleeding

I 
just wish mine was bleeding in the same way I wish mine was just over some petty break up with a boy instead, oh how I wish…



19.04.2023 08:05:39
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rzenskaa
rzenskaa
Level 139
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 105605
Posts: 422
Atheista
rzenskaa
19.04.2023 08:49:49
rzenskaa
rzenskaayou're visiting abandoned buildings and all of a sudden you find her- a girl kidnapped in 1980, u heard about her in local news... But she looks different from the pictures..
girl wanted since 1980

19.04.2023 08:49:49

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