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Do you own a pet? what's his\her name and one cute thing they do?

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21.11.2019
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Calixiiz
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6007
Reputation: 4495
Posts: 31
Atheista
02.08.2022 19:23:37
Calixiiz

I own two cats, their names are Riku and Ilya. Riku likes to have me there with him when he eats, and sometimes picks up his food to eat it. Ilya will put his paw into the water bowl before drinking

02.08.2022 19:23:37
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PrincexxChuu
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 34839
Reputation: 23110
Posts: 100
Secville
02.08.2022 21:37:26
PrincexxChuu

I have a doggo n her name is Yuki, a maltese cross toy poodle. 
She does this really cute trick that she kinda just learnt on her own, where if you put anything (treats, etc) in front of her she will choose which one she wants by touching it with her paw. 

02.08.2022 21:37:26

idkwhattonameher
Level 21
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 7488
Reputation: 6823
Posts: 124
Secville
04.08.2022 05:23:01
idkwhattonameher

i have a dog named cookie. she doesnt do anything really cute but she looks at you when you talk shit about her. idk how she knows. also the people above have some really cute pet names <33

04.08.2022 05:23:01
Simon
Level 110
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1062144
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Posts: 240
Atheista
04.08.2022 05:30:50
Simon

i have a cat named whitney and he climbs window screens

04.08.2022 05:30:50

Soobin
Level 83
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 445104
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Posts: 1392
Freethinkerland
01.09.2022 13:23:52
Soobin

3 cats! Tate, he is an all black cat and a bully. I adopted him! A car ran his leg over so I call him my Gucci cat because the surgery was expensive. He steals food whenever he gets a chance, he once stole an entire burger! Yoongi, he is white and grey. He is truly a lap cat, very sweet and kindhearted. Sometimes he randomly bites if he wants you to stop petting him, he likes to sit on my desk while I'm studying. I got him from my best friend. Lastly, Stapler, she's a tabby. She likes to yell at me and she bullies her brothers despite being the smallest and youngest. She also meows so I lift the blanket for her to get in. My boyfriend got her for me <3

01.09.2022 13:23:52

CornDawg
Level 33
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 27230
Reputation: 14638
Posts: 18
Freethinkerland
08.10.2022 00:32:15
CornDawg

I have 3 dogs, their names are Brick, Cecil and Calypso. Calypso is a tiny pitbull who is allergic to being alive, Brick is a giant clunky 3 brain celled dumbass and Cecil came from a hoarding situation that led to him being extremely inbred and having one eye that is visibly larger than the other. 

08.10.2022 00:32:15
Born to shit, forced to wipe
ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 736
Secville
08.10.2022 05:47:34
ximboglizzy

this is my boy moter. russian name мотя (motiya)

isnt he such a derp? he was really happy hence the drool. i have a tattoo of this guy!!!


08.10.2022 05:47:34
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go0se_lord
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 44390
Reputation: 16914
Posts: 158
Atheista
13.10.2022 22:54:06
go0se_lord

A cat her names Mittens, she's very cute but annoying she wipes her butt on the carpet like dogs >:[ and the other day she peed in our washing basket, she also loves food.  

13.10.2022 22:54:06
kachow
gespenst
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 105547
Reputation: 51748
Posts: 1911
Freethinkerland
24.10.2022 23:06:52
gespenst

I have a cat, Gary, who sticks his tongue out a lot. He purrs super loudly too, like a motorboat

24.10.2022 23:06:52
StrangeSnow
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51214
Reputation: 22663
Posts: 610
Secville
25.10.2022 19:57:11
StrangeSnow

I have 5 cats! I live with my in-laws and they also have two small dogs 
Cat names (and ages): Sox (17), Cairo (7), Vitani (7), RC, (7), and Penelope (1) 
Dog names (and ages): Cali (11), Bandit (9)

25.10.2022 19:57:11

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