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Should Weak Ximbos Be Prosecuted?

Category
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14
Created
29.03.2024
Author
Abu Hamza
Abu Hamza
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Reasonopia
29.03.2024 00:15:17
Abu Hamza

Salam my fellow citizens,

I come to you in this troubling time for our nation that has welcomed me with open arms (after deporting my brother, may Allah guard his soul and send him 72 virgins inshallah) because I have seen the recent decline and have come to the conclusion it is because of the following reasons:

-Too many women leaders... and none of them are dressed in a way that honors Allah. Not only is this a bad example for our nation if we all wish to go to heaven, but their emotions and biologically smaller brains according to Dr. Yamat genuinely interfere with their work.

-Police are very weak (this is in part also due to women leaders).

-No one worships Allah and there is no mosque. This has led to rampant islamophobia.

-Not just police -> Most Ximbos are of very weak mind. They will list their insecurities for 10 pages, then call for xihad when they are used against them by anonymous people online. 

We need a stronger nation.

Ideas moving forward:

-Mandatory gym time for every ximbo (will keep the insecure fatties away and will ensure our men are strong)

-Mandatory intelligence test based on Islamic Law ideally, only those who pass will have voting rights. 
 ومن الناحية المثالية، لن يكون للمرأة الحق في التصويت على الإطلاق. (*) 

-Mandatory Quran course for every woman who wants to work in PH.

I am open to other suggestions as well, I am just sharing my thoughts in hopes that we can work on our problem together and ensure more pleasant times in the future.

Peace be with you all and if any of you are stressed during this time, consider reading the Quran my brothers.



(* EN= Ideally women ximbos would not have voting rights at all but we are not there yet...)



29.03.2024 00:15:17
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Catnip Everbeans
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Atheista
29.03.2024 01:20:43
Catnip Everbeans

Go troll somewhere else dipshit

29.03.2024 01:20:43

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
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Atheista
29.03.2024 02:09:00
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

My brother,
where is Yes|Yes poll?
Weak Ximbos should be prosecuted - yes
It is for their own good to become stronger

some of them only want to be martyrs though
Do you know teh cure for martyr complex?

29.03.2024 02:09:00
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Abu Hamza
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Reasonopia
29.03.2024 06:28:18
Abu Hamza

salam my brother,

first of all, i believe the cure for everything is finding allah, of course. hamdulillah.



but, specifically when it comes to people in power with martyr complex, my restrictions on women leaders and halal IQ test should reduce that immensely.

if they go to gym more, they will also become more aggressive, leading to more direct confrontations instead of long pussy fights. 

they can also cure their martyr complex by trying afghan opium... (just a suggestion, i am not telling anyone what to do)

or by joining the holy war and becoming a real martyr for allah.

many ways to find a solution, we just need to start. 
in sha allah we will have male leaders soon my brother. 

29.03.2024 06:28:18
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
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Atheista
29.03.2024 06:45:41
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

As-salamu alaykum my middle east brother
you made some good points

I have a question for one though 'if they go to gym more, they will also become more aggressive, leading to more direct confrontations instead of long pussy fights.'
If they go to gym more and become more aggressive they can turn into aggressive feminists
What to do with them then?
Do we need women with increased testosterone who subsequently behave like men?
long pussy fights just become aggressive long pussy fights

Can yuo tell us more about afghan opium?

lets pray for real male leaders not some shemales and hefemales

29.03.2024 06:45:41
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Abu Hamza
Level 26
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Reputation: 9566
Posts: 474
Reasonopia
29.03.2024 07:00:49
Abu Hamza

salam white brother and thank you for sharing your thoughts,

you make a good point about the gym affecting women ximbos differently. maybe we could have a gym rule for male ximbos to keep them strong, but quran course for women ximbos instead. this way the men will fight stronger and the women will fight more rationally. if this doesn't work, we can try jailing women who speak too much. 

afghan opium is a beautiful thing my brother. many soldiers of the holy war use it to stay strong and efficient on the battlefield while also reaching a higher state to feel closer to allah.
it is harvested from the most beautiful flowers in the holy land of afghan - gifts of nature that allah has blessed us with.

in sha allah our prayers for male leaders will be heard soon white brother. 





29.03.2024 07:00:49
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



AuntieLice
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29.03.2024 16:52:09
AuntieLice

Dear Abu, your words brought tears to my eyes. Forcing fatties to work out and eat less than 6000 calories a day is the first step towards a real democracy. For long enough we've suffered under their tyranny. It's time for us skinny body-minds to stand up and fight back.

29.03.2024 16:52:09
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
StrangeSnow
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29.03.2024 17:06:33
StrangeSnow

Yeah I think they should
if you can’t handle chubby or women or alternative or trans you’re definitely weak and should be prosecuted for having such a small weak intolerant mind 

29.03.2024 17:06:33

Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
29.03.2024 20:44:58
Sandi Lut

Another clown whooptiedoo

29.03.2024 20:44:58
Happiness is inside yourself

AuntieLice
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29.03.2024 20:54:54
AuntieLice

StrangeSnow wrote:
Yeah I think they should
if you can’t handle chubby or women or alternative or trans you’re definitely weak and should be prosecuted for having such a small weak intolerant mind 
Is there anything weaker than being unable to stop shoving food down your pie hole even if it causes you to be bed-bound and diabetic before the age of 30 or transing yourself because you can't handle the misogyny you have to deal with living as a woman? These bimbos are a threat to us all and need to be dealt with.


29.03.2024 20:54:54
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard

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