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The esteemed Prime Ximbos Fashion contest (PXFC)

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Created
12.04.2024
Author
Miss Bimbo
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7820835
Reputation: 341535
Posts: 1958
Agnostica
13.04.2024 00:53:30
craigslist-stripper

KatieBoutique wrote:
However…the outfits are not really on trial, are they?
Like the current Kitty Trial, the outfit is just the placeholder for a real, more serious faux pas…
…on the part of all the defendants so far.  All 4 of them.
wait what did melpomene do? make like one formal post disagreeing with chris? is his ego really that fragile or am i missing some secret terrible transgression???

13.04.2024 00:53:30

Dean Winchester
Level 35
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 34162
Reputation: 23588
Posts: 877
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 04:36:37
Dean Winchester

ONE nothin wrong with me TWO nothin wrong with me THREE nothing wrong with me I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR I CAN ONLY COUNT TOO FOUUUUUUUUURRRRR



13.04.2024 04:36:37
Abu Hamza
Level 27
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 14307
Reputation: 9693
Posts: 478
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 23:11:53
Abu Hamza

the real question is when will they have hijab fashion contest for this pxfc? 
i think it would heal this nation.

think about it dear leader. 

and also do you have husband? 



13.04.2024 23:11:53
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Dean Winchester
Level 35
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 34162
Reputation: 23588
Posts: 877
Reasonopia
14.04.2024 02:25:23
Dean Winchester

I love you scrub daddy sponge I love you and your sensual ridges and your smile and two lovely eye holes I love how you clean my week old dishes with one swipe how I can rinse you and have you anew. 

14.04.2024 02:25:23
Daphnee_Mino
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35715
Reputation: 32238
Posts: 1077
Agnostica
14.04.2024 17:03:10
Daphnee_Mino

that was beautiful dean^^ it made me want to experience a scrub daddy.

14.04.2024 17:03:10

KittyOnyx
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 59489
Reputation: 22451
Posts: 504
Freethinkerland
14.04.2024 18:24:14
KittyOnyx

WE HAVE TO MAKE FUCKING 3,000 GARFIELD DOUGHNUTS A FUKING DAY AND IM LOSING MY SANITY. i see orange when i sleep!We got told to make fucking garfield doughnuts for the upcoming movie. im considering quitting. his smug aura mocks me


14.04.2024 18:24:14
Big documentary coming soon...............
Daphnee_Mino
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35715
Reputation: 32238
Posts: 1077
Agnostica
14.04.2024 18:39:25
Daphnee_Mino



14.04.2024 18:39:25

KittyOnyx
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 59489
Reputation: 22451
Posts: 504
Freethinkerland
14.04.2024 20:31:30
KittyOnyx

THE PAIN IS ETERNAL

14.04.2024 20:31:30
Big documentary coming soon...............
Dean Winchester
Level 35
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 34162
Reputation: 23588
Posts: 877
Reasonopia
14.04.2024 20:45:51
Dean Winchester

Daphnee go get a scrub daddy they will change ur life I’m so sorry about garf kitty may u be freed from him soon

14.04.2024 20:45:51
Bimbo Pimp
Level 61
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 178102
Reputation: 36156
Posts: 1325
Atheista
14.04.2024 21:49:34
Bimbo Pimp

Oh dear Lord, not the Garfield doughnuts! Hmmm love me a scrub daddy. <3

14.04.2024 21:49:34

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