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Animal Role Play

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217
Created
12.01.2021
miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33494
Posts: 1083
Atheista
12.01.2021 05:08:52
miesha

Dean Winchester wrote:
I accept mieshas boop but go cross eyed watching them boop me
I blink slowly (this is a sign that i trust you )

12.01.2021 05:08:52
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
Wistfulbirb
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23393
Reputation: 10644
Posts: 135
Antitheocra
12.01.2021 05:08:55
Wistfulbirb

Dean Winchester wrote:
Wistfulbirb wrote:
I walked over to my stall in our barn that we share on this beautiful farm we all live on together, once in my stall I pick up some of my delicious hay in my mouth and walk back over to where my friends are gathered and drop the hay to share with all in thanks for the flower! 
I look imploringly at my strange big dog friend. May I please roll in the hay? Pretty please??
I nay happily at my smol horse friend please! Help yourself! 

12.01.2021 05:08:55

      
 



Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48314
Reputation: 32709
Posts: 1849
Atheista
12.01.2021 05:12:12
Dean Winchester

torrenoia wrote:
i am a small simple lobster. i pee out of my mouth 
I stare as our new friend pees out of their mouth?? Why?? DoESNT that taste bad?? I mean I’m a dog I enjoy rolling in poop sometimes but still

12.01.2021 05:12:12
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48314
Reputation: 32709
Posts: 1849
Atheista
12.01.2021 05:26:05
Dean Winchester

Wistfulbirb wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
Wistfulbirb wrote:
I walked over to my stall in our barn that we share on this beautiful farm we all live on together, once in my stall I pick up some of my delicious hay in my mouth and walk back over to where my friends are gathered and drop the hay to share with all in thanks for the flower! 
I look imploringly at my strange big dog friend. May I please roll in the hay? Pretty please??
I nay happily at my smol horse friend please! Help yourself! 

I gleefully jump into the hay and roll around throwing hay everywhere. Its so much fun to make a mess and bounce about in hay!!

12.01.2021 05:26:05
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48314
Reputation: 32709
Posts: 1849
Atheista
12.01.2021 05:26:28
Dean Winchester

miesha wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
I accept mieshas boop but go cross eyed watching them boop me
I blink slowly (this is a sign that i trust you )
I mimic you and blink back. I like staring at my friend!!

12.01.2021 05:26:28
Wistfulbirb
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23393
Reputation: 10644
Posts: 135
Antitheocra
12.01.2021 05:29:41
Wistfulbirb

Dean Winchester wrote:
Wistfulbirb wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
Wistfulbirb wrote:
I walked over to my stall in our barn that we share on this beautiful farm we all live on together, once in my stall I pick up some of my delicious hay in my mouth and walk back over to where my friends are gathered and drop the hay to share with all in thanks for the flower! 
I look imploringly at my strange big dog friend. May I please roll in the hay? Pretty please??
I nay happily at my smol horse friend please! Help yourself! 

I gleefully jump into the hay and roll around throwing hay everywhere. Its so much fun to make a mess and bounce about in hay!!
I'm a little confused why my friend isn't eating the delicious hay but I'm happy their happy , though I might not be so quick to share my food next time 

12.01.2021 05:29:41

      
 



Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48314
Reputation: 32709
Posts: 1849
Atheista
12.01.2021 05:33:42
Dean Winchester

Wistfulbirb wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
Wistfulbirb wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
Wistfulbirb wrote:
I walked over to my stall in our barn that we share on this beautiful farm we all live on together, once in my stall I pick up some of my delicious hay in my mouth and walk back over to where my friends are gathered and drop the hay to share with all in thanks for the flower! 
I look imploringly at my strange big dog friend. May I please roll in the hay? Pretty please??
I nay happily at my smol horse friend please! Help yourself! 

I gleefully jump into the hay and roll around throwing hay everywhere. Its so much fun to make a mess and bounce about in hay!!
I'm a little confused why my friend isn't eating the delicious hay but I'm happy their happy , though I might not be so quick to share my food next time 
I notice my friend looking confused at me. I decide to take a big bite of hay that I rolled in, to hopefully show my appreciation. I forgot that my strange dog friend eats hay instead of yummy meat 

12.01.2021 05:33:42
Wistfulbirb
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23393
Reputation: 10644
Posts: 135
Antitheocra
12.01.2021 05:39:17
Wistfulbirb

Dean Winchester wrote:
Wistfulbirb wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
Wistfulbirb wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
Wistfulbirb wrote:
I walked over to my stall in our barn that we share on this beautiful farm we all live on together, once in my stall I pick up some of my delicious hay in my mouth and walk back over to where my friends are gathered and drop the hay to share with all in thanks for the flower! 
I look imploringly at my strange big dog friend. May I please roll in the hay? Pretty please??
I nay happily at my smol horse friend please! Help yourself! 

I gleefully jump into the hay and roll around throwing hay everywhere. Its so much fun to make a mess and bounce about in hay!!
I'm a little confused why my friend isn't eating the delicious hay but I'm happy their happy , though I might not be so quick to share my food next time 
I notice my friend looking confused at me. I decide to take a big bite of hay that I rolled in, to hopefully show my appreciation. I forgot that my strange dog friend eats hay instead of yummy meat 
Oh, I see! My smol horse friend likes to play with there food first! I understand now! I whinny happily once again at them and bonce my head up and down in agreement! I'm glad they enjoyed my snack! 

12.01.2021 05:39:17

      
 



Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48314
Reputation: 32709
Posts: 1849
Atheista
12.01.2021 05:41:08
Dean Winchester

I wag my tail back at my friend. I’m glad they understood I appreciate them offering their food to me!! I just didn’t realize it was for eating at first. But it is fun to play in and eat!!

12.01.2021 05:41:08
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3227755
Reputation: 314054
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
12.01.2021 18:36:49
CinnamonSugar

*flies over them*

12.01.2021 18:36:49
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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