Dear fellow Bimboland citizens
Finally I would like to thank our current wonderful Prime Bimbo - FavouriteWorstNightmare
She is doing a wonderful job of uniting our great nation and her legacy as one of Bimbolands finest ever Prime Bimbos is being written.
Firstly I would like to address and apologise for some of the recent changes in Bimboland. We have a wonderful civil service here in Bimboland working behind the scenes to keep our beautiful bimbo nation running. However like any bimbo - they are sometimes ditzy and make mistakes.
We have listened to the Bimbo population and can now see that the head of Bimboland development was too generous in giving rewards for the citizens of election winning states. Our intention was to further empower our wonderful states - 'strong states - strong bimboland' but we went a bit too far.
So we are going to implement these changes -
Short term changes
a) Winning state citizens will receive the golden profiles only ie from next election they will not win the B$, diamonds, 10% bonuses or chest.
b) The Prime Bimbo will decide the theme of the Drags Queen contest and it will change names to the Prime Bimbos Fashion contest. (PBFC)
c) Freedom of speech is very important in Bimboland. When I founded Bimboland I did so because I was escaping beauty persecution and social conservatism in America and my birthplace - Sweden. We are now one of the last bastions of freedom and beauty left in the world. This has always been a place where bimbos nearly as sexy as me can truly feel conformable looking as hot as a trot. Where else can himbos with great big schlongers like sweetasnuts live proud, free and happy?
At the start of each term the Prime Bimbo will set their own clear guidelines on communication and freedom of speech here in Bimboland so there can be no ambiguity based on a shared 0 -10 scale.
At the start of each term the Prime Bimbo will set their own clear guidelines on communication and freedom of speech here in Bimboland so there can be no ambiguity based on a shared 0 -10 scale.
0 = being anarchy
10 = being super conservative
d) The Prime Bimbo will appoint their own Bimbo Patrol officers (now known as forum guardians) or Bimbo cops. Those who do this task for 1 term will receive Bimbo patrol badges and uniforms.
At midnight on the last day of the PBs term all Bimbo officers will lose their patrol powers..
Mid term changes
a) At the start of each term the new Prime Bimbo will appoint their own foreign secretary
b) We will introduce more term time stats eg population growth and economic growth under each Prime Bimbos watch
c) We will introduce the House of Bimlords - a private section of the forum only accessible (view and write) to Bimbo 'elders'. Bimbo elders consist of ex Prime Bimbos. We have had to date 9 Prime Bimbos since our great nation was founded in 2015.
Those Bimbo elders will will get a Bimbos elders badge
Long term and on going
a) All accounts to be vigorously verified to ensure Bimboland remains a transparent and fair democracy
b) Continued devolution of power from President to Prime Bimbo.
A good President is stable, steady and sexy but is not heard. I wish to empower the Prime Bimbo and leave Bimboland in the safe hands of the Prime Bimbos governments.
c) An annual state Bimbo cup competition measuring intelligence, sexiness, pertness, penis size etc
To date the Bimboland minister of Health has reported only 5 known coronavirus infections in Atheista state. All citizens of Atheista are advised to call 1111 should they have and symptoms and avoid large crowds.
Please keep safe and please wash your hands regularly for as long as it takes to sing the bimboland national anthem - Nikki Minajs Starships.
Please keep safe and please wash your hands regularly for as long as it takes to sing the bimboland national anthem - Nikki Minajs Starships.
Finally I would like to thank our current wonderful Prime Bimbo - FavouriteWorstNightmare
She is doing a wonderful job of uniting our great nation and her legacy as one of Bimbolands finest ever Prime Bimbos is being written.
Wishing you continued Bimbo happiness,
Sindy Laarsen aka Miss Bimbo
Your humble servant, President and founder of the Beautiful republic of Bimboland
