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Hello!! I’ve decided to imagine my own character for this theme! Miss Annabelle is an English teacher with a craving for human flesh. Quiet and forgettable during school hours; but prays on the stragglers hanging about after school. Her preferred weapon is a knife that was given to her from her great aunt Canni. It was said she picked up these habits from her.
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but pink :(fili you have full liberty in making a bimbo out for blood. she doesn't have to fit the ''horror'' vibe to be a murderer!
- your favorite femcel <3 
YAY! BLACK FRIDAY!! My favourite time of the year! Been looking at these GORGEOUS designer heels for months, now’s the time to strike!! even with the black friday sale, they’re still a little out of my price range, but hey, it’s been a tough month, I deserve to treat myself!I search up the product number on the website – only 1 pair left, in store pickup only. Better hurry then!
I come into the store and it’s a whole circus. Im not exaggerating when I say that there were like, at LEAST 8 million people in there! No matter, I’ve been here a million times, I know exactly where to go. I beeline straight for the shoe section, and there they are, shining like the brightest star in the night. I grab them. Last pair in my size! YES! I’m about to go towards the queue, when I get a text – probably another enamoured admirer, but they deserve to have their messages read at least. Cautiously, I set the shoes down and begin reading. Yep, just as I thought, another male in my dms, trying to charm their way into my pants. Not gonna work, pal. I swipe to delete the message and – WHAT THE FUCK?? WHERE ARE MY FUCKING SHOES???
Frantically I look around the store, as I feel the sweat pearls beginning to shape in the back of my neck. THERE! Some ugly CUNT has taken MY fucking shoes, and she’s about to pay! I could scream! Those shoes are MINE you BITCH! Just as she has swiped her card, she looks back, looks me straight in the eye and has the AUDACITY to smirk at me.
I follow her out of the store, and follow her as she walks back to what I assume is her shitty, poorly decorated apartment. “HEY!!” I yell, but she only ignores me and picks up the pace. “HEY!!!!” I yell, louder this time. “Fuck off, slowpoke!”, she yells back. The bitch knows what she did. As she passes a dark alley, I see my chance.
I storm towards her, lunges at her and pushes her into the alley, where no one can see us. “Those are MY FUCKING SHOES!” I yell, trying to pry them from her. “YOU LEFT THEM BEHIND! Maybe be a little more attentive next time, sweetheart” She retaliates, fighting back. She hits me, and scrapes me face. I just paid for a diamond facial, don’t touch my fucking face!!
Now seeing red, I decide to give her some of her own medicine. Those shoes are mine, and why THE FUCK are you touching me??? Out in the corner of my eye, I spot an abandoned baseball bat. Perfect! She sees it too, and at the exact same time we jump for it, but I’m faster. I stand back up, so does she, but not for long before I whack her in the ribs.
She doesn’t let up without a fight. She scratches, screams, claws, punches and kicks, and calls me THE NASTIEST things I have ever heard in my entire life, but I’ve been doing pilates recently, she has no idea what she’s up against.
Sweating, infuriated and fuelled by the passion for fashion, I kick her to the ground. She tries to take me down with her, but I manage to stay on my feet. “You’ll never get my shoes you whore!” She spits at me. Possessed, even in my rage, I manage to produce a sly smile. “Oh really?” I sing. And that’s when I raise my bat and deliver the final blow.
I look down at myself. My clothes are RUINED! And it was such a cute fit too! “Well,” I mutter to myself, bending down to pick up the shoes. I lick my finger and rub a little splatter of blood off of the polished leather. “At least you’re back where you belong,” I whisper at the shoes.
I look back at the bitch’s cold dead body. Manage to produce a fat spoonful of spit, and launch it straight at her. “Dont you ever fuck with me again,” I whisper, exhausted. “You flat chested skank.” I straighten out my skirt, catch my reflection in my broken mirror. “Now I’m gonna go to ur house and have sex with ur boyfriend.”
- your favorite femcel <3 
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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
