Hello!! I’ve decided to imagine my own character for this theme! Miss Annabelle is an English teacher with a craving for human flesh. Quiet and forgettable during school hours; but prays on the stragglers hanging about after school. Her preferred weapon is a knife that was given to her from her great aunt Canni. It was said she picked up these habits from her.
YAY! BLACK FRIDAY!! My favourite time of the year! Been looking at these GORGEOUS designer heels for months, now’s the time to strike!! even with the black friday sale, they’re still a little out of my price range, but hey, it’s been a tough month, I deserve to treat myself!I search up the product number on the website – only 1 pair left, in store pickup only. Better hurry then!
I come into the store and it’s a whole circus. Im not exaggerating when I say that there were like, at LEAST 8 million people in there! No matter, I’ve been here a million times, I know exactly where to go. I beeline straight for the shoe section, and there they are, shining like the brightest star in the night. I grab them. Last pair in my size! YES! I’m about to go towards the queue, when I get a text – probably another enamoured admirer, but they deserve to have their messages read at least. Cautiously, I set the shoes down and begin reading. Yep, just as I thought, another male in my dms, trying to charm their way into my pants. Not gonna work, pal. I swipe to delete the message and – WHAT THE FUCK?? WHERE ARE MY FUCKING SHOES???
Frantically I look around the store, as I feel the sweat pearls beginning to shape in the back of my neck. THERE! Some ugly CUNT has taken MY fucking shoes, and she’s about to pay! I could scream! Those shoes are MINE you BITCH! Just as she has swiped her card, she looks back, looks me straight in the eye and has the AUDACITY to smirk at me.
I follow her out of the store, and follow her as she walks back to what I assume is her shitty, poorly decorated apartment. “HEY!!” I yell, but she only ignores me and picks up the pace. “HEY!!!!” I yell, louder this time. “Fuck off, slowpoke!”, she yells back. The bitch knows what she did. As she passes a dark alley, I see my chance.
I storm towards her, lunges at her and pushes her into the alley, where no one can see us. “Those are MY FUCKING SHOES!” I yell, trying to pry them from her. “YOU LEFT THEM BEHIND! Maybe be a little more attentive next time, sweetheart” She retaliates, fighting back. She hits me, and scrapes me face. I just paid for a diamond facial, don’t touch my fucking face!!
Now seeing red, I decide to give her some of her own medicine. Those shoes are mine, and why THE FUCK are you touching me??? Out in the corner of my eye, I spot an abandoned baseball bat. Perfect! She sees it too, and at the exact same time we jump for it, but I’m faster. I stand back up, so does she, but not for long before I whack her in the ribs.
She doesn’t let up without a fight. She scratches, screams, claws, punches and kicks, and calls me THE NASTIEST things I have ever heard in my entire life, but I’ve been doing pilates recently, she has no idea what she’s up against.
Sweating, infuriated and fuelled by the passion for fashion, I kick her to the ground. She tries to take me down with her, but I manage to stay on my feet. “You’ll never get my shoes you whore!” She spits at me. Possessed, even in my rage, I manage to produce a sly smile. “Oh really?” I sing. And that’s when I raise my bat and deliver the final blow.
I look down at myself. My clothes are RUINED! And it was such a cute fit too! “Well,” I mutter to myself, bending down to pick up the shoes. I lick my finger and rub a little splatter of blood off of the polished leather. “At least you’re back where you belong,” I whisper at the shoes.
I look back at the bitch’s cold dead body. Manage to produce a fat spoonful of spit, and launch it straight at her. “Dont you ever fuck with me again,” I whisper, exhausted. “You flat chested skank.” I straighten out my skirt, catch my reflection in my broken mirror. “Now I’m gonna go to ur house and have sex with ur boyfriend.”
What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.