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Atheista
05.01.2022 15:49:52
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It's been over a year since anyone posted in the last recipe thread so I thought I'd make a new one! Please share your own recipes, I love cooking and want to branch out into new things <3

Here is my favorite recipe for the last few months, chicken and rice. Below I'll also list my taco seasoning recipe :) It makes the 1oz required for the chicken and rice. I substitute the cilantro for parsley since I have the soap gene sadly, and use lime juice instead of a lime since it's just easier. You could probably substitute the rice packet used in the recipe with some homemade rice but this is just much easier for me >.< 

Taco seasoning: 
1 tbsp chili powder
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powder
1/4 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
1/4 dried oregano
1/2 tsp paprika
1 1/2 tsp ground cumin

Tonight I'll be trying this recipe and I will let you know if it's good, it was recommended to me by a friend :)

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05.01.2022 18:40:32
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this is my moms banana bread recipe 

however many browning bananas you have (usually three) mashed up
cup of sugar
cup of flour
cup of butter or something I honestly don’t remember lmao

and bake for however long until it’s nice and brown. 
I don’t know the recipe by heart but it’s a pretty basic banana bread but I hav to always ask my mom cause somehow hers is always the best…lol

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Reasonopia
05.01.2022 22:33:30
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I'm finally using the leftover ham hock from the holidays for this split pea soup recipe:
https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/slow-cooker-split-pea-soup/ff10781d-58a0-494c-b4f7-b93d4e46ffa9

It's super simple but I've only ever made a vegan split pea soup before so I hope I like it. I tried to find my old recipe that used miso, but it's been a few years at least so I wasn't able to find it. It was definitely a favorite of mine though!! Only stopped making it bc my now ex-husband didn't like it

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Antitheocra
06.01.2022 23:25:09
Moochi

Indonesian fried rice
Day old rice (could be refrigerated at night if you want to make it the next day)
1.5 tbsp Oyster sauce 
2 tsp soy sauce
2 tbsp sweet soy sauce (the thick one, texture is like molasses)
A bit of sesame oil
A bit of fish sauce
1 scallion, chopped
Chili flakes
Egg! Very important

You can add any condiment you want like processed meat, seafood, whatever you want! Eat it with a side of pickled carrot and cucumber. Topped with fried shallot if you have it


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Atheista
08.06.2022 18:10:57
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My fav orange chicken recipe! It makes a lot so there's leftovers!
https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/chinese_orange_chicken/

08.06.2022 18:10:57
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08.06.2022 18:25:13
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melodysungjae wrote:
this is my moms banana bread recipe 

however many browning bananas you have (usually three) mashed up
cup of sugar
cup of flour
cup of butter or something I honestly don’t remember lmao

and bake for however long until it’s nice and brown. 
I don’t know the recipe by heart but it’s a pretty basic banana bread but I hav to always ask my mom cause somehow hers is always the best…lol
I personally wouldn't use that much sugar or butter

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Reasonopia
08.06.2022 19:43:09
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ayooo i think there was a reasonopia city hall thread of a similar nature a while ago so i'm gonna be benevolent and repost my cookie recipe writeup:

a recipe i got from 4chan, because that's honestly all it's useful for
this is for soft, chewy, thick cookies. the "secret" is to portion them and freeze, then bake from frozen. some people use cornstarch or pudding mix to achieve this texture and you can also do that in conjunction with this method.
remember that while baking, measurements are pretty precise. it's more chemistry and less cooking. if you're a new baker, look up the proper way to measure ingredients like flour, and what the difference is between room temperature and softened butter is.

1 CUP (two sticks) butter, softened
½ CUP shortening
1½ CUP dark brown sugar
½ CUP white sugar
2 eggs
4 TEASPOONS vanilla extract
4⅓ CUP all-purpose flour
2 TABLESPOON cornstarch
2 TEASPOON baking soda
1 TEASPOON salt
1 BAG (16oz) mini chocolate chips

cream together the butter, shortening, and sugar
mix in eggs and vanilla extract
in a separate bowl, combine the dry ingredients
slowly mix the dry mixture into the wet mixture
mix in chocolate chips
scoop dough into ¼ CUP portions and form into thick discs
freeze
bake at 350°F for 15 minutes


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Agnostica
20.06.2022 19:30:04
Brittany465

Recipe for two ingredient chocolate mousse: 

https://iambaker.net/easy-chocolate-mousse/

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