“Celeste,” Nava enters the dark kitchen, “you’re up early!”
“We have to set up for Valentine’s Day,” she responded, “All of your classes are cancelled today, right?”
“Yeah. Got nothing to do today.”
“An extra pair of hands at the maid cafe would be nice!”
“Only for decorating, right?”
“Of course.”
Celeste shoves four bagel slices into the toaster oven and heads into the living room with Nava. An adult cartoon is playing on the television.
“Have a special someone to spend time with?” Celeste asked.
“No,” Nava responded.
“Are you sure?”
“I’m not dating Gene!”
“Alright alright… How did you meet him?”
“How I met Gene?”
“Yeah, you never told me the full story!”
“Well two years ago…”
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A 19-year-old Nava enters a small classroom with long tables instead of individual desks to sit at. The room is half full with most of the students sitting at the tables at the back. She chooses an empty table at the front. The professor begins taking attendance once class starts. While the names are being called, a man that’s around the same age as Nava bursts into the room. His dark hair looks like it hasn’t been combed in a while and the loose fit of his clothes suggests that he doesn’t eat regularly.
“What’s your name?” the professor asked him.
“Gene,” he responded, taking a seat next to Nava.
The professor finished taking attendance and began reading out the information on the syllabus. Nava decided to glance at the boy sitting next to her while the boring information was being read out. His skin tone was darker than hers and he appeared taller than her sitting down. He didn’t look interested in what the professor was saying. It took up most of the class, so the students were let out with an introduction assignment to do.
“Hey!” a masculine voice called Nava.
Nava turned around to see the boy who sat next to her. “Uh, hi,” she responded.
“You were in that essay writing class, right?”
“Yeah, you were sitting next to me.”
“Name’s Gene!”
“Nava.”
“You know, I think you’re really cute! And I was wondering if we can study together or something.”
“I can’t right now. I need to get ready to move into a new apartment.”
“That’s fine! Maybe we can go to a park or something. I know a good one that’s a train ride away!”
“Maybe another day.”
“How about something to eat? You need energy to move into an apartment, right?”
“Listen, you’re nice and all, but I’m not interested at the moment!”
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“And he never stopped asking you out?” Celeste asked, stepping out in her maid uniform colored pink for the occasion.
“Pretty much,” Nava responded, attaching heart-shaped accessories onto her hair, “I got annoyed with each request and admitted that I want to get my degree before I date anyone.”
“Didn’t you tell me that he’s already getting a Bachelor’s by taking summer classes?” the two head to the subway, “Why is he taking the same classes as you?”
“I don’t know. He claims that he needs to get an ‘A’ in those classes to get a Master’s, but that sounds like bulls–t.”
“Eh, that’s boys.”
Nava feels her phone vibrate in her shirt pocket. She taps onto the Doscirt app, which has a notification.
Squashmysquish: My classes got cancelled. wanna hang?
Happyyellowgambler: I can’t. Helping celeste set up at the cafe
Squashmysquish: That’s fine!
“Who’s that?” Celeste asked, stepping into the train.
“It’s Gene,” Nava responded, “Still trying to date me.”
“Ha. Thought today was the perfect day.”
After a few stops, the two exit the subway and enter the cafe.
“What can I help you with?” Nava asked.
“We can start with the tablecloths,” Celeste answered, “They’re the pink and red ones in the storage closet.”
The two began setting up the tables by placing the colored tablecloths, swapping out the plain-looking vases with ones that have red heart designs, placing heart-shaped placemats, and placing rose gold utensils. While adding ribbons onto the chairs, a knocking sound is heard at the front door.
“I’ll get it!” Nava unlocks the door, “We’re not open yet, can you—huh?”
Standing in front of Nava is a familiar dark-haired, tan man that’s taller than her by a head. His wavy hair is clearly combed and his figure has bulked up in the past two years. His attire is neater than the hoodie and baggy pants he usually wears.
“Gene!” Nava exclaimed, “What are you doing here?”
“You were helping Celeste here,” he answered, “So I thought I could help!”
“I would very much like that!” Yanagi yelled from the kitchen, “I need help stocking the refrigerator!”
“I’ll be there!”
Gene enters the cafe and heads into the kitchen. Nava resumes on tying the ribbons around the chairs. Celeste begins attaching decorations onto the ceiling.
“After this,” Celeste starts, “the whole place will be finished!”
“That was fast,” Nava responded, “Why is there so much extra time?”
“We have to prepare the food. Can you help me wash the vegetables?”
“Alright.”
The two enter the kitchen.
“You’ve been asking her out for two years?” Yanagi asked, “And lied about getting a Master’s degree?”
“Yeah,” Gene responded.
“You what?” Nava asked.
“Uh,” Yanagi responded, “He told me that he’s still taking classes to be with you.”
“I would be angry, but I sort of knew that Gene lied.”
“Listen,” Gene spoke up, “I just want one date! You don’t even consider me as a friend!”
“Maybe if you weren’t pestering me every hour, I would consider you as a friend!”
“You’re acting like an old married couple…” Celeste interrupted.
“Can we stop wasting time?” Yanagi added, “Less than half of the food was prepared!”
Celeste drags Nava to the sink where a bunch of vegetables are sitting. Celeste turns on the sink.
“You could use the moral support,” Celeste said, "Sitting in classrooms with students four years younger than you doesn't sound like a happy time. I would personally hate it!"
"Constantly being asked out totally supports me!" Nava retorts.
"You can just have a friendly discussion with him. Even an asexual like me thinks that some casual hangouts should occur before a date."
"Yeah," Yanagi says, "Quit asking for a date and just have a conversation!"
"You know," Gene replies, "even though you decline me all the time, I still think you like me."
"How?" Nava asks.
"Remember about a year ago…"
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There's nothing for five dollars? Gene thought, looking at the food in the convenience store, Maybe the bakery has something affordable.
Gene walks down the street and enters a small bakery with no seating. He walks up to the cashier.
"I only have five dollars," he tells the cashier, "Is there anything I can get?"
"You can have that cheese bread," the cashier points at a shelf with buns the size of a fist.
"Thank you so much."
He picks up one of the wrapped breads and leaves the bakery. He heads towards the subway nibbling on the bread. The station is mostly empty with a few homeless people laying around.
"Excuse me," a gruff voice greeted Gene, "are you still eating that?"
Gene turns around to see a homeless man pointing at his bread.
"Uh yeah," he responded.
"Are you sure?"
"I haven't had anything to eat for 18 hours."
"You can't spare anything?"
"I wish I could, but I can't!"
Gene feels a pain in his fingers as the man rips the bread out of his hands.
"Hey!" he yells, chasing the man climbing up the stairs, "That's mine!"
Gene falls to his knees already out of breath.
"Gene," a familiar voice calls out behind him, "is that you?"
He turns around to see the dark pigtailed girl with a healthier frame than him.
"Uh," he responded, "hey Nava."
"How come you haven't eaten for the last 18 hours?"
"I ran out of microwavables when tuition and rent was due."
"Are you still hungry? I can buy you something."
"It's fine. I'll just go to a soup kitchen tomorrow."
"I just earned a lot of money. I can buy you dinner for tonight."
"How?"
"I visited the casino and got a pretty good win. Where do you wanna eat?"
"You can go to a casino?"
"I can only use the slot machines. Do you want a burger?"
"It's fine!"
"Your stomach is still grumbling. Just let me get you one thing!"
"I guess there is a bakery that is open."
They exit the station and enter the same small bakery. Nava gives Gene a ham and cheese sandwich made with a croissant.
"Thank you so much!" Gene praised, "I have to repay you!"
"You don’t need to do that!" she responded.
"How about I take you to a date when I get my paycheck?"
"How about you eat your sandwich before I smack it on the ground?"
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"You actually did that?" Celeste asked Nava.
"I just felt bad that his meal was stolen!" she responded.
"Would you still do it if I was a stranger?" Gene asked.
"Maybe not something that was ten dollars, but I would still want to help a stranger!"
"Thanks for all the help!" Yanagi intervenes, "We have ten minutes to spare!"
"Hey Nava," Celeste states, "do you want to have an early lunch?"
"I left my wallet at home."
"How about I repay you now?" Gene asked.
"The train ride isn't long."
"C'mon Nava!" Celeste nagged, "It's just a kind deed, not a date!"
"Ugh. Fine."
"Great. Sit wherever you like!"
Gene and Nava exit the kitchen and sit at a table with pink roses in the vase. Celeste hands them the menus.
"Listen," Nava tells Gene while looking through the menu, "We can go on a date, but only once per month!"
"I can live with that," he responded, "How about we consider this as the first one?
I’m quite sad there aren’t more entries this time? Maybe cause the prompt it different? Idk
At least I get to read more about Nova and Celeste as always <3
Then again, I did also almost forget so. Here’s an attempt, though I did not have the time to quite finish my idea:
To Look but Never to Touch
It was in 2371 when first they made first contact with humanity. The clip was strange sort of remix, an edited version of the “postcards” we had beamed into space some centuries earlier – except the clip show that came back had new materials added to it. There were images of a beautiful planet of blues and yellows. There were surreal animals the size of tractors with ten twig-like legs and trunks at both ends of their bodies. Architectural designs like glass petals swirling and twisting around each other as in a flower. Kilometers of underwater fields cultivating strings of fuzzy balls in all shades of yellow and green.
And, of course, there were depictions of the Gno’thva-yn (or the Not-Vain as it was later simplified in English). The intelligent aliens, who had received our message and formatted their own to match. The Not-Vain were an amphibian species, which acquired most of their nutrition from the sea through fishing and agriculture, but made their homes on the lands to avoid predators. There they’d had ample time to develop arts and technology. Physically, they were taller and thinner than most humans. Built a little bit like frogs, the Not-Vain had four ball-like fingers in each of their limbs – although they had four for arms and two for legs. In place of hair on their head, dozens of limber tentacle-like appendages with semi-transparent webbing in between. Their face was curiously like a human’s although they only had one eye. In general, they were not considered very beautiful, but they still could’ve fit right in with any humanesque Hollywood vision of an alien.
In any case, it was likely not superficial attraction that caused me to fall in love with a Gno’thva-yn. We met, decades after the first contact, in a laboratory of the International Space Program. Kszegne – that was her name – was not there as a prisoner or to be dissected. No, she had come to Earth as a part of an Gno’thva-ynian delegation in order to study humanity and develop interplanetary relations. The reason we only ever really spoke in the laboratory was that the some of gases in our atmosphere rendered the air poisonous to her kind. The pollution, of course, made the situation much worse. So, the delegation mostly experienced Earth in their versions of space suits and lodged in air-tight aquarium-like glass rooms on the compound.
Kszegne spent a lot more time inside the laboratory than most of the other her kind. Like me, she was a linguist of a sort and was present mainly to learn human languages, which were naturally quite different from her own. As it happened, that was also what I was there for. Perhaps it was that shared interest, which drew us together. We would spend hours swapping words, building vocabulary, and – once we were able to – discussing the construction of time outside of verbs or the implications of using the vocabulary specialized for seafaring for space travel. Often, we would still be sitting there, on opposite sides of the glass wall, well into the night after the office hours to theorize. Just the two of us. She, with her pearlescent limbs sprawled across a park bench, and me, sitting cross-legged on a pillow on top of a table. We we’re both quite dedicated to our work and obsessed with language.
Or perhaps my fascination developed because of her personality. I remember the first time we met, and she’d greeted me with an accented and chipper “Howdy hey! Top of the morning to ya, maties!”. That was, she later explained, the silliest sounding combo she could come up with after studying the materials we’d sent them over the years. I quite tended to agree. That sort of thing, I would find out, was something Kszegne did quite often. She found human humor endlessly fascinating and would constantly attempt to replicate it, with varying results. More often than not, the end result was either nonsensical or incredibly corny, but that was quite sweet all on its own. Charming.
Kszegne had quite the gift for seeing through human bullshit too. She always picked up on any lies going around. When the scientist were too scared to give the Gno’thva-yn internet access, in fear of them hacking into places they shouldn’t have, she did not buy their explanation of different and “hard-to-learn” interfaces. When a certain soldier started “lovingly” calling her “Octopus”, she recognized it for the insult it was. Kszegne knew exactly when she wasn’t treated fairly and also to stand up for herself when that happened. In that, she was a lot braver than me.
It therefore felt quite natural to me, when, nearly a year in to our linguistic project, I suddenly realized I had fallen head over heels for her. It wasn’t necessarily sexual but definitely romantic. I found myself dreaming of her. Thinking about her constantly outside of work. Wondering what kind of human food she might like? If any plant of Earth made a good substitute for the ball-like Xab. If I could cook it into one of our traditional dishes and enjoy it with her in the lab. I would leave for work feeling light and airy. I always dreaded leaving.
The realization worried me at first. After all, this was my job and I was supposed to be professional. There were no rules about workplace conduct of course but the higherups had certainly given us a speech about “loyalties” and not “trusting too much”. That, I didn’t care so much about. This mentality reflected the same xenophobia and fear of unknown that caused small portions of the population to make up conspiracy theories about Gno’thva-yn with their secret plans to take over Earth. This type of thinking was the reason why private sales of weaponry had tripled the year the Not-Vain delegation arrived, and it was also why we could only take our alien friends to certain parts of the planet for their own safety.
So, I did not care much about how my connection might be perceived by other humans.
But I did care what Kszegne would think. I couldn’t keep up without telling her. She could, afterall, almost always tell when someone was hiding something. Besides, keeping it to myself would feel dishonest and unfair to us both. I worried she’d not want to continue working for me. That she’d feel uncomfortable or suspect I could not focus on the right things.
However, my worrying was for nothing in the end. She felt the same! The teal underneath her pearlescent skin turned a deeper shade when she told me as much on the Valentine’s Day I made my confession. The sight was quite lovely in its shyness. And I couldn’t have been happier. Oh! How I wanted to pursue her! How I would woo her and transform our relationship into something rose-colored and beautiful.
However, there would always be limits to how we could be together.
We could never touch each other. For even if I had been allowed in the Not-Vain habitation after a thorough antibacterial wash, it would not have been safe to have physical contact. We’d discovered so half-accidentally after the space suit of one of the Not-Vain had suffered partial damaged and exposed their skin. On a reflex, one of the minders had moved to block it with his hands. Only a few droplets worth of bacteria made it onto his skin but that was more than enough. He was dead in less than three minutes. The sweat of the Not-Vain, it turned out, was highly toxic to humans.
So, we could never truly touch unless divided by a glass, a space suit, something water-tight and impermeable. For all I wanted to, we could never more than look and talk to each other. Not even a hug could be shared.
My air was poisonous to her, and her touch was poisonous to me.
What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here