✩☽ ✶ Story contest - Halloween party went too weird ✶ ☾✩

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24.10.2022 20:39:40
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I got too excited and created 2 stories so here's my second one.


The Yellow House

Notes: — —- — —- —- means the next poem, all poems are connected but different. The poems are me warning you about the party at the yellow house. (I’m dressed as a porcelain doll)


Creeping, so tiresome.

Moonlight sprawling, so sickly.

An ungrateful broken porcelain doll.

I don't think I can imagine anymore.

I don’t want to imagine.

The horrors!

They are coming to life!

Be as quiet as a mouse!

Oh but I am wonderfully confused; some water will do me good.


A strong yellow house; shield me from the horrors.

The house speaks; listen closely.

The house is impressionable, but I am wise!


Beautiful hedges that shape the house; surround the property.

Grape covered arbours creep;

Finding you just when you’re hungry.

It’s perplexing!


Wallowing in a Romanesque cage; darkness surrounding.

The bulbous moon cries, demanding freedom.

My burning conscious; tries to escape,

But those arbours creep and catching you;

Sulking, hiding, waiting.

Smooching up against you, you may feel something for once!


Fairy gardens cover the grounds.

By moonlight they come out of their hedge houses to play.

The beautiful smell of buttercups;

Berry vines, lovely flowers,

And gnarly trees grow with their power.

But you have to be special to see them.

— —- —- —- —-


The yellow house; standing alone

Hedges, walls and gates that lock.

A house in the middle that reaches the height of a giant.

Vines creeping along the halls

Living halls, oh the horror!

Run! They choke you if you stay ignorant!

Open your eyes.


The yellow house of entrapment.

Beautiful and enchanting.

It draws me in; learns my weaknesses.

The intense feeling of belonging makes me want to stay.

Time flies by;

I’m trapped like a fly in a venus flytrap.

The yellow house.

The warm, happy, safe house; It’s all an illusion

Open your eyes.


If you don't look close enough queer things happen just out of sight.

Ghostly figures, inharmonious furniture, sprawling sin, gnarly trees.

Open your eyes! Or gouged, scratched and trampled you’ll be!


Superstition is what this house is,

Better believe everything before you go insane.

Don't forget the horrors that are coming after you.

Open your eyes; they’re coming!


Trapped is what you are. You weren’t listening to my warnings.

Even so you will be gouged, scratched and trampled,

Get out!

I never mentioned, but I am in control.

You didn't open your eyes!

— — — — —


The locked yellow doll house.

I'm afraid.

Something is haunting this yellow house.

The ego of the house lies.

My guardian angel was supposed to protect me!

Cower! Run! Hide!

That is all one can do.

Eternally stuck if you don't let your burning conscious free.


An everlasting low sun;

Shadows creep, moonlight takes over.

Horrific! Harsh! Hideous! Hell!

Let your conscious go!

Hovering, sprawling, creeping;

My fear satisfies all their mysterious needs.

Gnarly trees and hedges; they’re so strong.

The hedge guards control the vines;

Vines that are ever so sharp!

Once they catch you, you’ll be lucky to leave with your life.


Hysterically running is all I can do.

A giant maze is what this house is.

Battered and bruised;

Cut and crushed.

Just let me go!


They chase after you once they see you; be careful!

Once they catch you;

They choke you enough to wonder suicide;

It's your only option,

Do it!

What do you have to lose?


Don't listen!

They are in your head!

Listen to me!

Let me free!



24.10.2022 20:39:40
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24.10.2022 21:23:30
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I am so excited to read them all❣

24.10.2022 21:23:30

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27.10.2022 23:31:18
Melpomene

I completely forgot you could have more than one entry! Guess that takes care of the procrastination I've been doing by trying to decide between two ideas.

Note: Any similarities to real-life people or anything are coincidental and all that. Mild mentions of gore.

The Tale of Two Podcasters

 

“Gooood Enigmatic Evening to all my mystery maniacs and lovely other fans! This is Curiosity of the Morbid Kind – a mystery and true crime podcast. Speaking is your best friend and confidant, Macabrella. Today is the 31st of October, and I’m coming to you live from my own local cathedral. I gotta tell you, this place is gorgeous! It is already dark in my part of the country and the gothic architecture is really bringing out the spooky atmosphere of Halloween. Probably creating a nice echo for your guys as well! A little ASMR to your Halloween eve, or whenever you’re listening to this in the future.

Anyway, gorgeous church. Lovely acoustics. Nice creepy-ass shadows everywhere. Kudos to the local ministry for letting me tape here tonight! This really is the perfect place to celebrate the 100th episode of the podcast! Aaah! Can you believe we’re here already! I never imagined two years ago when Grimmie and I put out the first episode that we would make it this far – and that we would grow this big! Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for the subscriptions and reviews! I adore you all and can’t thank you enough for the success!

But I’m sure all you mystery maniacs are already much too impatient to get to tonight’s mystery. It’s a good one – obviously, we are celebrating here after all. This one is about envy. The inextinguishable, deep longing of a teenage girl, which is left to stew for years in the dark crevices of soul – until one day it bubbles to the surface in unimaginable acts of violence and pure malice!

Now, for a moment, imagine yourself in high school. It’s late fall and getting pretty dark now. It’s starting to be a jacket weather rather than a sweater weather. You have great plans about celebrating the end of October with a girl’s movie night and you’ve started to slowly consider what gifts to get your family for Christmas – although for the moment all of that is in the future. Right now, there is homework and tests to worry about. And this really cute guy in your class has been eyeing you and making excuses to talk to you! All an all, it’s promising to be a pretty exciting year.

So, one day, when it’s pouring cats and dogs, you forget your umbrella. You could’ve sworn you put it in your backpack this morning, but you must not have, since its nowhere to be seen. At this time no one is going to come pick you up either, so it’s going to be one very wet mile home. But then a savior appears! The girl you sit next to in geography offers to drop you off. You don’t really know her all that well and you’re not really friends – but you’ve been in the same school since kindergarten, and you know her face. So, you don’t really hesitate at all before climbing into the passenger seat of her car.

…. That’s more or less what happened to Lucy L. on the last day of her life in a high school not very far from here. Her body was discovered the following spring, when the melting snow flooded the local river, and her remains washed up in a local farmer’s backyard. She was supposedly so beaten up, bloated, and blue that the farmer mistook her for a manatee at first. She was missing her eyes, which are assumed to have been gauged out by the culprit.

Now, because this is a very small town and she was so young, Lucy was identified fairly quickly. The investigation lasted a few weeks, but Marie C. was already the main suspect before it began. She had been since the disappearance in fall – because her offering a ride to Lucy was filmed by the school’s CCTV camera, and that incident was the last time anyone saw her alive. Obviously, until they found they body they didn’t actively suspect Marie of anything malicious. She had said in the initial investigation of the disappearance that she dropped Lucy off a block away from her home. Apparently she acted a little erratic and suspicious during the first interrogation – but the police did not have much to go on and suspected that Lucy had ran away at the time anyway.

When Lucy’s body was found, however, the case very suddenly became a homicide. They got a warrant for searching Marie’s house and car. And even though it had been months since Lucy had gone missing, her DNA was found underneath the carpets of the car – in the form of blood that had pretty much seeped all over the upholstery. The car had clearly been thoroughly washed and bleached since but that hadn’t been able to get rid of all of the evidence.

What I find the most interesting about this case, really, is the motive behind Marie’s deeds. You’d think Lucy would’ve slighted Marie in some pretty major way – but no. It was just over a boy. A boy, who Marie had never even talked to according to the messages she sent to her cousin. This boy was talking to Lucy, however, and that was unacceptable to Marie. So unacceptable that she took a blunt object to the poor girl’s face and beat her to a bloody pulp just for the crime of existing. Because obviously that way, the boy would notice Marie instead.

I gotta say, guys, I don’t understand it at all. The rampant jealousy and envy between us girls I mean. Girls should support girls. To become so focused on someone else’s happiness that your unable to steer your interest to other areas and move on… It’s incredibly sad, isn’t it? I can’t really even imagine. Take this podcast for example. Grimmie and I might have split because of creative differences – but we don’t spend time hounding each other for the success we’ve gotten. Grimmie’s got her Instagram… franchise, and I got a one of the most popular podcasts in the true crime genre. But we’re still friends. We can appreciate how well the other is doing while continuing on with our own stuff.

So, anyway, Marie. Like I mentioned before, there were some pretty damning messages she had sent to her friend. I’ve read of some of them, and damn, that girls sure can complain and ramble about the smallest of detai-

Sorry. I thought I heard something… Must be the spooky atmosphere of the church creeping me out. All loud noises do echo here like you wouldn’t believe it.  I don’t get scared easily normally. Obviously, why would I be making this podcast otherwise? But, you know, it is just human nature that sometimes our brains start imagining dangers lurking in the dark. Just your instincts kicking in, making sure you’re alert in case of predators. Just gotta remember, there’s no one here but good old Macabrella.

… So anyway, the trial of Marie C. was held behind closed doors since she was a minor. There was an evaluation of mental state but they didn’t find anything that would have implied she was not fully aware and in charge of all her faculties while committing a crime. There was a little bit of a contention about whether the murder was premeditated or not. The prosecution argued that there were clear signs of premeditation like the text message chain and the time it would take to drive Lucy to secluded place to do the deed in. The defense argued that the whole ordeal was a split decision Marie came up with when she saw Lucy standing there on the sidewalk that day.

The most notable evidence, however, came to light later, when they realized that Marie had searched for travel instructions to the lake they found the body near – not on the day of the incident, but a week before that.  That’s pretty condemning if you ask me. The jury didn’t have this information when they were deliberating on the matter, but they convicted Marie of first-degree murder anyway. They seemed to have been especially convinced by the prosecution’s theories on the murder weapon. After all, you don’t casually carry hammers with you everywhere you go-OH!

You scared me!

Jesus, Kris! … Please knock next time or something please. I’m right in the middle of a podcast. Not that it isn’t nice to see you or anything! You just almost gave a heart attack. Your costume looks amazing by the way. Really realistic. The hatchet especially.

Guys, our podcast had just been highjacked by a surprise guest! It’s our old friend Grimmie! A round of applause to her and her lovely lumberjack gone berserk costume! She’s probably uploaded a photo to her insta if you want to see it.

Say, Grimmie, what do you say you join us for old time’s sake? I don’t know if you know but we’re actually celebrating our 100th episode today! It would be great If you put in your two cents again. A little nostalgia for hour oldest fans. Right, Grimmie?

…. Grimmie?

Kris?  Wha-

KRI-“



27.10.2022 23:31:18

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28.10.2022 04:24:57
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29.10.2022 09:25:18
Akahana

Celeste and Nava: The Halloween Party

     "So what are you wearing to the Halloween party?" Celeste asked, piping orange frosting on a chocolate cupcake.

     "Probably a vampire," Nava responded, "Gene wants to wear a costume that compliments mine, and he told me that he really wants to be a vampire hunter for some reason."

     "Then why aren't you both hunters?"

     "Do you think I like him?"

     "Sorry. Stupid question."     

     Celeste added sprinkles onto the last cupcake. She places it in a large container with an array of cupcakes featuring different flavors. 

     "I'm done decorating the cupcakes for you," Celeste said.

     "Thank you so much!" Nava responded, "You know, even though it's a college party, you can still come with me."

     "I can't. I need to finish my cosplay and buy candy."

     "Suit yourself."

     Nava enters her room and rummages through her closet. She finds a Victorian-esque dress and a long cloak and places them on her bed. She finds some socks that match the clothing and puts them along with the rest of the clothes. She exits her room and enters Celeste's room.

     "Celeste," Nava yelled, "can I borrow your makeup?"

     "Just don't touch the lipstick!" Celeste answered back.

     Nava went to work adding foundation and eyeshadow to make her look like a vampire. She looks at herself in the mirror when she thinks she's done.

     Hmm, she thought, what else is missing? Oh yeah!

     Nava leaves Celeste's room and heads back inside her room. She pulls out a plastic bag under her bed and sticks her hand in it. She pulls out a small container with a pair of false fangs inside. She heads to the mirror as she carefully places the false fangs on the correct teeth. She pulls out red lipstick in her desk drawer and looks at the mirror as she adds it on her lips.

     Perfect, she thought.

Akahana

     Nava leaves the bedroom with her phone in her skirt pocket and enters the kitchen. She picks up the closed container full of cupcakes and heads to the front door.

     "I'm leaving, Celeste!" Nava yelled, "I'll knock on the door once I'm back!"

     "Okay," Celeste responded, "Have fun!"

     Nava leaves the apartment complex and pulls her phone out of her pocket. She taps on her Doscirt app and private messages Gene.

     Happyyellowgambler: im omw to the subway. will I see u there?

     After a few seconds, a message pops up.

        Squashmysquish: ya. i have a seat for u

     Nava walks into the subway station and waits for the train to pull up. It appears after five minutes and the doors open. Nava looks around to find Gene. She sees the tan Asian man sitting on one of the seats wearing a long brown leather jacket over his semi-formal clothes, a plastic prop gun slung on one of his shoulders, and other plastic prop weapons attached to his belt.


     "Gene," she said, walking up to him, "where's my seat?"

     Gene stands up and gestures to the seat he was on.

     "There you go m'lady," he said sarcastically.

     Nava sat down and placed the container of cupcakes on her lap.

     "Didn't you bring anything?" she asked Gene.

     "My friend is hosting the party, remember?" he responded, "I left it at his place yesterday."

     The subway doors close and the train starts moving. After a few stops, the two exit and leave the station. They walk down a street full of small houses cramped next to each other. They stop at one with poorly carved pumpkins next to its door, faded purple walls, and loud music and flying colored lights emanating through the windows. Gene walks up to the door and knocks it with Nava behind him. A masculine figure wearing a masked killer costume opens the door.

    "Gene and Nava!" the person greeted, "You're finally here! Come in, let's have some fun!"

     Gene and Nava enter the house into a mostly dark house with colored lights installed around the place illuminating it. There are a bunch of silver streamers on the floor and poorly installed on the walls. The silly spooky decorations are installed on the walls better, but some are lying on the floor. The person in the masked killer costume leads the two to a table full of food, snacks, and nonalcoholic beverages.

     "Put your cupcakes over there," the person said, gesturing to an empty space on the table.

     "Niel," Gene told the person, "where's the alcohol?"

     "Over at the bar," Niel pointed at a bar decorated to look like a spider's web, "If you drink too much, I only have two guest rooms to stay in. Unless you want to sleep on the couch."

     Gene and Nava look at the couch where they see a couple intensely making out on it and a person spilling a full cup of juice on it.

     "Eh," Niel responded to the sight, "I'll be buying a new one when I move out. Have fun!"

     Niel walks away from the two. Nava removes the lid from the container. Gene pulls one that's chocolate flavored with white frosting and decorated to look like a ghost.

     "Heh," Gene smiled at the cupcake, "This is cute. Did you bake all of these?"

     "Celeste helped me," Nava picks up a paper plate with a jack-o-lantern printed on it, "I did decorate that one."

     Nava looks around at the table for something to eat. She puts a few squares of ravioli, a small serving of shrimp scampi, and a bit of chicken on her plate.

     "Haven't had dinner?" Gene asks, adding a small serving of macaroni and cheese on his plate.

     "Was too busy making the cupcakes," Nava responded.

     "There's a dining room with a bunch of seats. Wanna eat there?"

     "Sure."

     After the two fill their plates with their dinner, they enter the dining room where there is a large table with plush seats. Most of the spaces are empty. The two place their plates on one of the corners.

     "I'll get us some snacks and other stuff we can share," Gene said, leaving the room.

     "Get me some Prite!" Nava yelled at him.

     She picks up some of the skin of the chicken and eats it. A girl wearing a fairy costume approaches her.

     "I love you and your boyfriend's costumes!" she told Nava, "It's super stylish!"

     "Oh, he's not my boyfriend," Nava responded, "We're more like friends."

     "Oh, sorry! They just matched so well that I thought you two were a couple!"

     Gene came back with two plates full of snacks, sweets, and two drinks on them.

     "I'll be in the living room if you want to hang out!" the girl said leaving the two alone.

     "You're able to eat with those fangs on?" Gene asked, placing the plates on the table.

     "They’re surprisingly strong," Nava responded.

     The two finish all of the food they got before heading to the slightly packed bar.

     “Hey Mark,” Gene told the man behind the bar dressed as the main character from Last Fate VII, “do you still have the bottle I brought yesterday?”

     “Yeah,” Mark responded, pulling out a slim bottle with a red liquid from behind the bar, “Vampire’s Dream.”

     “Why do so many of these drinks have vampire-related labels?” Nava asked.

     “When I saw the label of the drink Gene brought, I thought it would be cool to create a set of shots full of vampire-related drinks. Y’know, since this is a Halloween party.”

     “Cool. Should we try it, Gene?”

     “Sure, why not.”

     Mark pulls out two trays with several shot glasses on it and begins to pour Vampire’s Dream in one of the glasses.

     “Wanna dance with me after this?” Gene asked.

     “If I don’t pass out on the floor,” Nava responded.

     Mark serves the two the trays of shot glasses that are filled with different colored liquids. Gene picks up the glass with red liquid.

     “To our friendship!” Gene declares.

     “Yeah. Sure. Cheers,” Nava replies, picking up her glass.

     The two clink their glasses together and drink the red liquid. It tasted bitter, but it didn’t burn Nava’s throat. They pick up the second glass which has a dark brown liquid inside. The bitter taste was stronger than the previous one when Nava drank it, but it was the strongest in the set. The glass with a caramel-colored liquid had a sweeter taste. The glass with a clear liquid had a more sour taste. The glass that had liquid the same color as pee was sweet, but pretty bland. The last glass with liquid that was purple for some reason was a mix of sweet and sour. Gene holds out his hand towards Nava.

     “You haven’t passed out yet,” he said.

     “Fine,” Nava responded, taking his hand, “Just one.”

     Gene leads Nava out of the bar and into the living room where most of the guests are dancing. The room was crowded and poorly-lit, so Nava had a hard time seeing what kind of dance Gene was pulling her around in. He did look kind of pretty in the dim purple lighting, but the constant pulling to create some form of a dance move has worn out both of their bodies into tiredness.

     “Can we sit down?” Nava asked, “This is making me tired.”

     “Sure,” Gene responded, pulling her to an empty spot on a couch.

     The two sit on the couch in silence for a minute or two. The room is loud, but they manage to feel calm in the chaos.

     “Having fun?” Gene spoke up.

     “Yeah,” Nava responded, “Haven’t been to a college party in a while.”

     “Same. General Education sucks.”

     The two notice a strange figure covered in a blood red cloak that covers their face approaching them.

     “Hi,” a masculine voice spoke from the cloaked figure, “I like your costumes.”

     “Uh, thank you…” Gene hesitated, “Your costume is, uh, really interesting…”

     “Thank you very much. My friends and I want to do a certain activity, but we don’t have enough people. Is it okay if you join us?”

     “Does it involve leaving this house?” Gene asked.

     “No.”

     “Is it in one of the rooms?”

     “Yes.”

     “Do we have to do anything?”

     “Not really.”

     “Are we just watching you guys?”

     “Yes.”

     “Can we leave any time?”

     “Absolutely.”

     “Is it safe?”

     “Yes.”

     “Uh, I guess if we can leave whenever and it’s safe, we can join you for a minute.”

     “Perfect.”

     The cloaked figure leads the two up to the second floor of the house and into a dark room that seemed to be a large walk-in closet. The room was lit by several candles that were placed on the ground and in the hands of figures in the room wearing the same cloak. The candles placed on the floor are arranged in a weird fashion. Only five of them illuminate the floor, but there appears to be salt on the wooden ground. The salt forms lines on the ground, but any design or shape it’s supposed to communicate is unclear. One of the cloaked figures hands Nava a lit candle while another one lightly pulls Gene to the center of the room.

     “Uh, what’s going on?” Nava worriedly asks.

     “It’s a cleansing process,” one of the cloaked figures with a higher pitch explained, “We do it to make this planet a holier place.”

     “Are you sure we’re just watching?” Gene asks.

     “Yes,” the figure leading him to the center responds, “Just stay silent, do nothing, and watch us do the work.”     

     The figures form a circle behind the five candles on the ground. One of them puts the candle they are holding onto the ground and walks toward Gene. They place their hand on one of Gene’s shoulders.

     “Oh Lord,” the figure declared, “We are here to cleanse this earth from the evil deeds these animals have done. Please look upon us and be graced at what we are about to do.”

     The figure pulls out a sharp dagger from the inside of their cloak.

     “Whoa what the f—k!?” Gene steps away at the sight of the dagger.

     “Hey I thought we were just watching!” Nava yelled, “We didn’t agree to this!”

     “This is for the goodness of the Lord,” the figure with the dagger explained.

     “Screw that!” Nava drops the candle on the ground and reaches for Gene’s hand.

     The figures pull Gene and Nava away from each other. Both of them struggle to escape the clutches of the cloaked figures. When they were dragged away to opposite sides of the room, the figure with the dagger approaches Gene.

     “How dare you defy against the purity of us and our Lord?” the figure declared.

     “Gene!” Nava yelled.

     “Nava,” Gene yelped, “Nava!”

     “You and your friend over there need to be rid of this planet,” the figure declared, “Rid of this planet to keep this sacred place clean.”

     “Nava!”

     “GENE!”

     The figure plunges the dagger straight into Gene’s chest. Gene’s body falls limp in an instant.

     “GENE!” Nava cried.

     Nava pushes herself strong enough for the figures to lose their grasp on her. She bursts out of the room and hurries down the stairs. She dials Celeste on her phone as she runs around the crowded space, panting heavily.

     “Are you okay?” Nava turns around to see the same fairy girl who talked to her during dinner.

     “Some cult upstairs just killed my friend!” Nava exclaimed, “We need to get out of here!”

     “What are you–AHH!” a cloaked figure uses a jagged knife to stab the girl in the neck.

     “Why are you spreading your evil influence?” the figure asked Nava.

     “Dude what the f—k did you just do!?” Niel asked, walking up to the figure.

     “Cleaning this planet,” the figure answered.

     Nava ran away to the bar as she heard Niel’s screams behind her.

     C’mon, c’mon! Nava thought, Pick up, Celeste!

     The call went straight into voicemail as Nava met Mark.

     “Mark,” Nava cried frantically, dialing Celeste’s number again, “We have to get out of here! There’s a cult killing everyone!”

     “Yeah,” Mark responded, picking up glass bottles of alcohol, “I’ve heard some weird screaming!”

     A cloaked figure with a boxcutter approaches them, but Mark uses one of the glass bottles to hit the figure on the head. The glass shatters from the impact as Nava and Mark run towards the front.

     “Hello?” Celeste’s voice projected from Nava’s phone.

     “Celeste,” Nava brought her phone to her ear and Mark opened the front door, “a cult in the party has been killing everyone! I’m heading back!”

     “...Are you going to be okay? I’m going on the subway!”

     “Fine. Just promise me that you won’t leave the station until I’m with you!”

     “Promise!”

     Nava and Mark continued to run down the street until they reached the subway station. The place was completely empty and no train had pulled up.

     “Oh no,” Mark said, “The next train won’t be here in another hour!”

     “There has to be a way to hold them off until it arrives!” Nava responded.

     Nobody from the cult has entered the station for the first half of the hour. But after that, Nava noticed a blood red cloth descending down the stairs.

     “They’re here!” Nava yelled.

     “Better stay alert!” Mark replied, raising his intact bottle and half-broken bottle.

     Only three cloaked figures descended into the station, but they all looked physically bigger than Mark.   The one closest to Mark is holding a dagger with a squiggly blade planning to attack him. They use their whole body to charge at him, but Mark swiftly dodges them and shoves the pointed edges of the broken bottle onto their back. Another figure uses their short dagger to cut Mark on the cheek. He responds by hitting the figure on the head with the intact bottle. The bottle shatters to make the end more lethal. But the figure wasn’t phased by the bottle and raised their dagger close to his face. The last figure has their machete in their hands and is staring at Mark.

     Something hits the figure holding the machete in the head. When the figure holding the dagger and Mark looked at what hit them, it looked like the plastic lid of a trash can. A knife with a squiggly blade is then thrown at the figure’s head, causing them to fall onto the floor. Mark uses the distraction the figure with the dagger is under and shoves the jagged end of the bottle onto the figure's chest. They also fall onto the ground.

     “Thanks, Nava,” Mark turned to her, “I thought I would die!”

     “It was hard removing that lid,” she responded, “I’m surprised they only targeted you!”

     “Nothing says ‘threatening’ like a broken glass bottle!”

     “Should we even clean this mess?”

     “Hell no.”

     About fifteen minutes pass with nothing happening.

     “Have you called the police?” Mark asked.

     “Oh no,” Nava responded, “I was so busy calling Celeste I forgot to report it.”

     “Don’t worry. I called when I heard you screaming.”

     A few more minutes passed with nothing happening and the train not pulling up.

     “Do,” Nava started, “you hear footsteps?”

     The two look at the stairs to see another cloaked figure descending to them. Mark picks up the small dagger from one of fallen figures and points it at the one coming near them. Nava picks up the machete. The figure pulls out a gun from the inside of their cloak and points it at Nava. She realizes what they are doing and begins to run as soon as the gunshot rings in the station. She sees the figure aim at Mark and pull the trigger. He ducks onto the ground, but the figure shoots him again causing him to fall into the tracks.

     “MARK!” Nava hollered, throwing the machete at the figure. It only cut the figure’s leg, but it did deter them. Nava looks at the tracks only to see the train pull up. She thought she heard something that resembled bones breaking.

     “Mark?” Nava tries looking into the gap between the train and platform once it stopped.

     “Nava?” Nava looks around to see Celeste in her maid cafe uniform peeking out.

     “Celeste!” Nava happily enters the train.

     “Why are there so many dead people?”

     “They tried to kill me! And they actually killed Gene and his friends…”

     “Oh dear… Is that another one!?”

     Nava looks at the opened door. Another cloaked figure is charging at them.

     “Yeah! Run!”

     The two run down the line for a few minutes. Celeste stops Nava with a plan.

     “Look at those storage units. They’re opaque enough to hide in and not get caught!” she explained.

     “What are we waiting for?” Nava responded.

     The girls climb onto the seats and pull the units open. Celeste manages to get inside the unit first and helps Nava get inside. They close the units, keeping themselves hidden from the figure. Celeste holds out five fingers to Nava. Five stops until they reach their apartment. It felt like an eternity had passed when the train stopped four times. Nava was starting to fall asleep from the dark space. Celeste tapped Nava’s hand when the train stopped for the fifth time. Nava carefully lifted the unit to see the inside of the train.

     “It’s clear,” she whispered.

     The girls slip out of the units as the doors open. They sprint out of the subway station and run down the street.

     “Almost there! Almost there!” Nava panted.

     “We’ll run up the stairs,” Celeste said, “enter the apartment and lock everything that’s in there! Got it?”

     “Got it!”

     At the front of the apartment complex, a figure in a blood red cloak is waiting at the front door.

     “Oh no,” Celeste stopped, “Get back to the subway! We’ll hide at the maid cafe!”

     They turned around to run back to the station, but another figure was waiting for them.

     “Uh,” Celeste said, “It’s late and there’s no cars! Let’s run across the street!”

     The girls cross the street and run towards the station again.

     “They’re catching up to us!” Nava exclaimed, “Can we make it?”

     They begin crossing another street.

     “I’m sure we can ma–”

     Celeste is interrupted by a speeding car ramming her over. The car braked once they caused Celeste to lie on the ground with many of her bones unnaturally bent in grotesque positions. Nava approached Celeste to see her face bleeding from scraping on the asphalt. The crimson liquid began seeping out of her nose and down her cheek. None of her body was leaking blood, but all of the broken bones that clearly can’t be fixed created an image that made Nava want to throw up. The driver of the car that hit Celeste steps out. Nava turns to the perpetrator to see a cloaked figure with a gun in their hand.

     In the blink of an eye, the figure aims at Nava’s chest and shoots a bullet into her. Nava falls onto her back next to Celeste.

     “The earth has become a lot cleaner now,” the figure declared.

     Nava…

     She blinked her eyes, looking at the night sky.

     Nava…

     It sounded like Gene’s voice to her.

     Nava…!

     At least she’ll be meeting him once she passes…

     “Nava!” Gene yelled in her ear, shaking her aggressively.

     “Wha…” Nava snaps back into reality. She’s sitting on the living room couch with Gene next to her.

     “Thank God. I thought you died!”

     “You’re… You’re not dead?”

     “No.”

     “How about Celeste? And Mark? And Niel and the fairy girl?”

     “They’re all alive.”

     “Huh? But I saw you get stabbed by that cult. And Mark get ran over by a train. And Celeste get hit by a car. And I was shot in the chest!”

     “You must be a lightweight drinker.”

     “What’s going on?”

     “Well after we saw that creepy cult kill that poor stray kitty, you ran out the room yelling about how they killed me! Marcie, the fairy girl, asked what’s wrong and was rightfully confused when I was standing. I told her that they killed a cat and she called the police after that. But then you were screaming and running to the bar proclaiming the weirdest s–t he has ever heard. I tried to stop you, but you were acting crazy at me and running around calling Celeste what you were ‘seeing.’ At some point, you grabbed a random girl dressing up as a maid and dragged her into the kitchen. You then hid yourself into a cabinet while the police arrived. I explained the weird cult stuff and mentioned you during my explanation. I led them to the cabinet you were hiding in where you jumped out and began frantically running around dragging that maid girl with you. They were about to arrest you, but a cult member was pointing a gun at me. I guess they knew the police arrived and I was the only conscious witness to explain the situation. You slipped and hurt yourself running around while the police detained and arrested the whole cult. When they interviewed me more, I was unsure to say if you were drunk or hallucinating from trauma.”

     “Definitely drunk. That was the most I’ve drank in a while.”

     “Well I’m glad you can think again. Wanna go home?”

     “I still have a headache. Can you give me some water?”

     “Sure. I’ll get you a snack too!”



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31.10.2022 22:33:03
Melpomene

Personage in Wax

 

Of all the venues in town, only one had been available when Crow began looking for a place to hold his amazing twentieth birthday party. That was ultimately the only reason why the wax museum was still open at this time of the night. The 19th century antebellum style mansion-turned-tourist-trap seemed to almost be glaring at everyone approaching it to disturb the normally so peaceful night; the yellow light beams of the round upstairs windowpanes guarded the grounds with eerie attentiveness. The hostility was only slightly undermined by the thumping house music echoing inside the house.

Crow’s cousin, Julien, decided that the house’s malicious grin was just in his head. A regular superstitious idea brought on by the general spooky atmosphere of all hallows eve. Entering the building would surely help.

Except it didn’t.

Julien didn’t know anyone inside apart from Crow. These people dressed as zombie astronauts, Marvel characters… and milk cartons for some reason were all his cousin’s friends. Julien himself had only really been invited at all on the count of happening to be in town at the moment – and he felt drastically isolated standing there in the entrance.

“Watch out! Watch out, here come the pizzas!” warned a man in a yeti costume as he barreled through the door with a box of pizzas so high it obscured his vision entirely. Jamien barely had enough time to scoot out of the way. He already felt pretty stupid, standing there in his pumpkin costume. Hesitantly, he followed the yeti inside to take a better look at the scene inside.

People were standing here and there among the exhibitions, talking in small groups and consuming copious amounts of junk food. Not much seemed to have been done to the place in terms of decorating for the party. People were sitting on the antique sofas, dancing on the Persian carpets, and nearly leaning on the classical paintings. This exhibition would probably not survive the night unscathed, Jamien thought. He was trying to find Crow in the crowd of joyful partyers, when he caught a nearby conversation.

“Have you ever been to one of these?” a girl asked as cat woman asked her friends, gesturing vaguely around them.

“Yeah, I went to Madame Tussaud’s when we went to London when I was, like, fourteen,” the friend, a mummy, thought and leaned on the shoulder of their gentleman friend. “It was bigger than this, obviously, but I like this one too. It’s kind of a cool place to have a party, isn’t it?”

“Oh yeah, especially for a Halloween party.”

“I thought it was someone’s birthday?”

Cat Woman shrugged. “I don’t know. I just tagged along with Kate when she came.”

“Huh. Some guest you are then. Not that I know whose birthday it is either,” the mummy pondered to herself and looked around the room curiously. “Do you suppose they have a horror section? You know, for murderers and executions and all?”

“I hope not. I hate all that stuff. Imagine what it would be like to just accidentally wander into the middle of, like, an axe murder or something.”

It was then that Jamien realized the man dressed in an old-timey coat and monocle was not another person in their party – but a wax mannequin depicting some historical figure. He only noticed because someone bumped into the back of the unmoving statue and made it shake rather stiffly. Oh… The wax figures were much more realistic than Jamien had expected. Especially in a small town like this he had assumed they would be cutting corners – but then, the point of wax museums was to replicate real people as closely as possible.

Jamien shook his head and decided to get going. Crow was clearly not in the downstairs cabinet. A quick stroll around the first floor clarified that he was not on the ground level at all, although Jamien did find a slice of delicious tuna-shrimp-mayo pizza that was Crow’s favorite and took two to accompany him on his journey. This floor seemed to be dedicated to showcasing some historical figures who lived in this house back when it was an active plantation manor, as well as well as their contemporaries. Jamien passed Abraham Lincoln drinking coffee in the dinner table as he circled back to the entrance room.

Taking a contemplative look at the stairs, Jamien decided to check out the second floor before the basement. No one paid him much mind despite the creaking stairs as he disappeared up.

There was no one on the second floor. No one apart from the was figures, who were much easier to differentiate from real people as the stood there stiff and unmoving all alone. It occurred to Jamien that maybe they only had the ground floor in their use tonight but… oh, well… Since he was already up here, he might as well check out the whole collection. It was not like the door had been locked or anything.

This floor, it turned out, had much more modern of a subject matter. The wax figures mostly depicted celebrities and politicians from Lady Gaga to Kim Jong-Il. It was clearer here that the museum only had limited room to work with as the chosen figures were fairly random.

Jamien took a leisurely stroll around the second floor. It really was kind of eerie how the wax figures were simultaneously quite realistic and also… not. The rosy cheeks, the tiny wrinkles, and the waxy sweat droplets made them quite life-like. Yet there was something about the unmoving, unseeing, unfocused stare of those eyes that was decidedly inhuman.

Despite that, Jamien felt as though he was being watched. Looking back, there was nothing but more wax figures however. Michael Jordan, Anna Pavlova, and some ice hockey player he didn’t recognize. Must’ve been just the general creepiness.

Jamien decided to move on to examine a wax figure of Freddie Mercury a little better. The position was very dynamic. Maybe he should take a selfie with this one? He might’ve done a video skit or something but the music coming from downstair, although distant, would most certainly be heard on film. So, instead Jamien just pulled out his phone and leaned his face next to Freddie’s, trying to match his energy.

Just then, the ice hockey figure started moving.

“!”

Jamien’s back hit the wall as he scrambled out of the way.

“Did you know they used to cast the wax over dead people in the past?” asked the walking wax statue. Jamien blinked rapidly and stared at its approaching figure in terror, horror, until... Well… then he thought that wax figure had a very red mouth, and that, there was probably no reason to make the inside of a wax figure red, or hollow, and… It was probably more likely that this was just a person – a person, who had just decided to stand very still earlier.

“… Asshole,” Jamien muttered, as he finally regained the control of his muscles and voice.

The ice hockey player just grinned. “Sorry, did I scare you? I heard you come up and just couldn’t resist the opportunity.”

“Dick.”

“It’s Dominic actually. … And this is the part where you introduce yourself to me, mate.”

“I’m Jamien. … I guess that would’ve been a pretty good prank if my heart wasn’t in my throat still.”

“Oh, you flatterer, “hummed Dominick, who didn’t seem the slightest bit apologetic. “So… Did you know? That they used to cast wax over the faces of dead people to make these kinds of things?”

“That can’t be right. Must be an urban legend.”

“Nope. ‘Dead masks’ they were called. You know, ‘cause wax melts and sets very easily, it is the perfect material for that sort of thing. They started doing it in ancient Egypt. Creepy, huh?”

“Very… But none of these are probably like that, right?”

“No, it would be unethical to take castings without consent or permission. Besides, most of these are just copies of wax figures in more famous places.”

“Yeah, probably,” Jamien agrees, feeling a little silly and self-conscious now that this tall and dark figure before him had so clearly been proven as human. “You… uh… You know a lot about wax figures.”

“Well, I should hope so! I do work here!” Dominic explained with sunny smile.

“You work here?”

“Yeah. I’m not a guest really. I’m just here to see the place doesn’t get completely destroyed by these ‘overeager youngsters’. Just up here to take a breather from the chaos. You shouldn’t be here by the way.”

Jamien flushed. “Sorry! I came here looking for a friend, and since no one was around I thought I’d look around a little.”

“A friend?”

“Yeah. The birthday boy, Crow. He’s my cousin.”

“Well, maybe you’ll have better luck with an extra pair of eyes? And if not, maybe you can help me guard the wax instead?” Dominic suggested, lifting one eyebrow.

“Uh, sure.”

“Alright, let’s go, scaredy cat!”

 

Despite another pair of eyes looking for him, Crow had not manifested on the first floor in the meantime. Jamien trailed after the much taller and more confident Dominic, who had seen the birthday boy that night. Apparently, Crow was dressed as scarecrow (ha ha). The downside of following the peculiarly chipper man was that Jamien was paying much less attention to the dark corners of the room and much more attention to Dominic himself. He, if anyone, seemed to fit the role of an athlete.

“Do you see anyone you could ask?” Dominic finally asked after a second fruitless expedition around the first-floor rooms.

“I don’t know anyone else here,” Jamien admitted, absent-mindedly leaning on the corner of worn wooden dresser.  “I couldn’t even tell you who here knows him.”

“Oh? I thought you’d be popular... An adorable little pumpkin like you.”

“I-I live out of town,” Jamien muttered, looking anywhere but Dominic. The stairs to the basement stood out to him. “D-do you think he could be down there?”

“… Well, the basement is also out of bounds to you party people, but it’s not like the door there is locked either.”

“Why not? … I mean, wouldn’t it make sense to keep people away?”

Dominic shrugged. “It doesn’t have a lock. What use is there to lock anything but the front door here in the middle of nowhere?”

“I guess so… Should we go see? You can come with to make sure I don’t do anything… uncouth.”

“How gracious of you!”

Dominic smirked and pulled Jamien from his sleeve down the stairs towards the door that read “Chamber of Horrors” on it. In hindsight, maybe Jamien should have checked this floor first. This was exactly the sort of place his cousin naturally gravitated towards. Jamien, himself, not so much. Blood always made him a little queasy.

Luckily for him, there wasn’t much blood to be seen here. There was huge guillotine with a wax figure bend before it – but the gory part faced the other way. A contemplative Lizzie Borden stood in the corner brandishing an axe and smiling at would-be visitors maliciously. There were a few serial killers and torture devices in the spacious labyrinth that made up the cellar – but no sign of Crow or anyone else for that matter. The underground floor seemed much further from first floor, and one couldn’t even hear the music down here. It was eerily quiet, and it would’ve been incredibly uncomfortable to walk amidst the dimly lit horror exhibitions alone.

“Where the heck could he be?” Jamien wondered, a little deflated and anxious. “Maybe he ditched his own party to go…. I don’t know… play drunk hide-and-seek in the woods?”

“And you haven’t seen him at all yet tonight?” Dominic asked.

“No… It is just like him to forget I was even coming thought.”

Dominic smiled apologetically in the red light of some torture devices. “Guess you’ll have to make your own fun then. … Speaking of which, do you wanna see something cool?”

“What?” Jamien asked a little hesitantly. He didn’t really want to stay in the basement longer than necessary – and he definitely didn’t want to see something gory if that was what Dominic meant by “cool”.

“Just beyond that door,” Dominic said, “is the room in which we sculpt the wax statues and do most of the setup. Are you interested?”

“… Sure. Why not?”

Dominic smiled and steered Jamien into the cramped cellar space. The room was a lot like any storage room, or art studio, except there were severed wax heads, and wax arms, and wax legs laying about. The yellow fluorescent light hurt Jamien’s eyes after a few minutes of walking around the dark basement. Jamien walked a little closer to examine the instruments of trade. Brushes, tufts of hair, metal hooks and spatulas, extremely fine needles.

“So, are you also the one who makes the statues, or do you just work here?” Jamien asked and leaned in to try and determine who the head currently laying on the table was supposed to belong to.

“I am!” said Dominic, who was rummaging around for something in the corner. “I hope you like then.”

“I do! They’re all very life-like. I can’t believe the talent you have. I can barely even draw a stick figure.”

“Thank you.”

“Who is this one going to be?”

“Oh, who was it again?” Dominic came to stand behind Jamien and peer over his shoulder at the waxy face. ”Ah, right. That’s Caesar. How poetic!”

“Poetic?”

And then, a sharp pain pierced into Jamien’s neck. He reached over in vain but whatever it was gone. Jamien struggled a second or two to comprehend what happened. He bumped into Dominic. He couldn’t- He didn’t-

Suddenly his legs just… gave up. As did his arms – and every other muscle in his body. He fell to the floor, limp and unable to move. No matter how much he tried, he just couldn’t anything to move.

A shadow moved in front of the bright ceiling light.

 “Aww, I’m sorry. Did I scare you again?” Dominic said in calm, pleasant tone as he leaned closer to Jamien’s paralyzed form. “It’ll only last a second, I promise. I’ll give you another shot and then you won’t have to fear anymore.”

Dominic stroked Jamien hair gently, and gently tried desperately to say something – anything. Dominic hummed. “You don’t need to worry. I’ll take good care of you. You shouldn’t follow strangers into secondary locations you know, especially if you’re going to tell them no one knows where you are…”

A terrifying feeling started to devour Jamien.

“Now, I am sorry to take advantage of your adorable naivety like this – but you were just so cute I positively have to have you in my collection.” Dominic kissed Jamien’s cheek gently and examined him with genuine adoration. “I know it isn’t much of a consolation but think on the bright side: You’ll be immortalized here forever! Now, hold still. This’ll only sting for a little bit.”


31.10.2022 22:33:03

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01.11.2022 06:12:46
ximboglizzy

There's a first for everything.

On a dark and stormy Halloween night, a lone Russian gal walks into a house party in hopes of meeting a lovely, Russian comrade to get her through the lonely night. She was invited to come to the party by a guy she matched with on Tinder 30 minutes ago. She was skeptical, but figured she had nothing to lose other than her virginity. She is dressed up as an evil bride. Short and sexy dress, white lace tights, 8 inch pumps and a veil that could seduce men into marriage. She makes her way into the party and spots a tall, dark, hunky, macho man dressed as a baseball player. No shoes, no shirt but confidence that could blow her veil away. She forgot about ever wanting a Russian man, she thinks she should pursue someone new. Before she could meet him she figured she was gonna play hard to get. She entertains the other men including her Tinder match who was dressed as a tall, white lumberjack. She asks to take a sip out of the Tinder man's drink and to her surprise it was whiskey. She throws the cup in disgust and it lands at the feet of the tall, dark, hunky macho man dressed as a baseball player. She wanted nothing to do with the other men, she wanted him. She tucks a strand of hair behind her ear, flustered, as she's looking at him. He approaches, cup in hand, ‘’I think you lost this?’’ he questions with a smirk on his face as he hands her the cup. ‘’Sorry, I think I might be trashed..’’ she blushes, ‘’well in that case, let me take you out later.’’ He winks. They end up talking the entire night, taking shots of vodka, groping each other (consensually) and dancing the night away. ‘’Wanna take this upstairs?’’ He asks. Finally! She thinks. It’s happening!

‘’Sure, what did you have in mind?’’ She asks.

‘’I wanna show you my latest party trick!’’ He winks.

They kick it upstairs and find an empty room with a twin sized bed. They start aggressively making out, almost like 2 wolves in a pack fighting for fresh, raw meat. She feels something wiggle in his pants. Woah, I might be new to this but I don’t know if this is normal! She thinks. He stands up over top of her. ‘’Are you ready to see the trick?’’ He asks sensually. Interested she says ‘’yes daddy.’’ as she brings it to the next level. She takes off his tight white spandex to unveil three 72’’ long tentacles!

‘’AOOGAH!!” She cries. She has never seen something like this before!

Before she could make a move, a tentacle swooned her closer to the man. The other one graces her lips. ‘’Shh.’’ He whispers. ‘’I’ll take it slow. Are you ready?’’

‘’Yes tentacle daddy.’’ she utters, biting her lip.

Her heart pulsing through her body, she's hungry to see what else he brings to the table…

‘’Go in.’’




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02.11.2022 10:16:09
Valeg91

A frightening Halloween


Based on a true story


(This is what you read before every horror movie, but trust me, this is really based on a true story).


31/10/2022, Italy.

21:00

Mary's house.


The halloween party has just started, when Vale come to Virgin Mary's house (Virgin is the surname, nothing to do whit Jesus' mother).

Everything seems perfect and the weather is hot considering we're in october (thank you so much global warming!)

Vale doesn't recognize anyone, they are dress up so good! Also, her only friend, Marty, is late, so Vale REALLY doesn't know anyone in this party.

Walking alone, she looks at all the people trying to find someone to start talking with.

There isn't any witch or zombie, all these costumes are so strange and they don't seem to be so frightening.

Let's start with that guy, covered with paper..

"Hey, cool dress! But.. What do you exactly wanted to be?"

"Please, come near, can't you read what's written in the paper?"

"Uhm.. 12.000 euros.."

"I'm an electricity bill"

"Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!"

That explains the dress of his friend, who's simply wearing his underwear and a sign: "Closed for bankrupty".

Vale would have prefered a ghost, those fears are so realistic.

Let's go on to see the other dresses.

A broken condom, a positive pregnancy test, an exam session..

Ehy, what a beautiful girl! She's simply perfect, dressed as a bride, but why?

"Hi! Maybe this is the wrong day to dress up in a so positive way. Maybe you wanted to be the corpse bride? But your make up is simply perfect, so what's going on?"

"I don't have to be a corpse to be frightening. I'm simply a bride"

"..."

"I'm the fear to die alone".

Vale starts to have shivers of fear. It's time to have a drink.

Mary has prepared a table with food and any kind of drinks: water, diet coke, sugarfree juice, a strange green liquid...

Wait a minute, where is alcohol?

Vale goes to Mary, maybe she has the answer..

"Sorry, there's no alcohol in this party, but if you want you can have a bottle of alcoholfree beer!"

"THERE?S NO ALCOHOL?"

Vale screams so high that all the people around hear. Some of them, Mary's friends, don't matter, but some others start to scream with Vale. It's people like her, who came in this party without knowing Mary and thinking that the name of the house holder, Virgin Mary, was just a funny coincidence.

Immediatly, Vale and a couple of guys start to open all the cupboards, it's not possible to organize a party without a bottle of wine, a cocktail or even a simple beer!

A guy dressed as a pimple-during-the-first-date starts to cry, a girl dressed as a gravestone grabs a knife screaming: "If you won't give me a Bloody Mary, I'll do it with your own blood!"

The man dressed as an empty bottle of wine was right, this is the most terrible fear.

Now the guests looks like a group of zombies looking for brains .. ehm .. I meant beer! Looking for beers.


...


"Dling Dlong"

Marty is finally arrived.

"What a frightening party! I didn't expect it"

"Bloooddd!!!" *screams of pain* "Beeeerrrr"

"I've just bought a bottle of vodka! If you want more of it, there's a supermarket 100 meters from here, it's open all night long! Uhm... Is there a corpse over here?"

"Don't worry" says the gravestone girl, drinking a Bloody Mary, "the party can finally start now".



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03.11.2022 18:03:14
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UPDATE: The deadline is going to be extended up to 11/11 11:11pm BL time 

03.11.2022 18:03:14

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.

What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.

The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.

What is the national flag of Ximboland?
Ximbolands Flag

When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007

What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City

How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo

What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.

What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman. Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.

How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.

What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.

I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.

What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple

How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.

Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.

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