the design on thia website is literally just stockphotos or stolen art and its ugly as sin lol
the bimboland constitution was stolen
This is the craziest thread yet. Who cares about a constitution? In America the know nothings certainly don't. If it's a question of paying the clip art can one of the well informed bimbos send me the company information please? I will be happy to pay it and see this thread closed.
People outnumber bears in this world. Farmed salmon are poisonous. Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Isn't it illegal for a private person unrelated to a company to make monetary purchases in the name of said company without any official permission?
They/Them
bimboland is built almost entirely upon unpaid art (ie, the majority of designs in the shop). designers do it because they like fashion & acknowledge they are lending their services for free, but chris is absolutely profiting off the unpaid labor we put in. stock images, however, are produced by people who are expecting payment and to write off their labor is offensive.
(also, other artifact images can also be traced back to stock images, but they don't seem to have any watermarks -- i can only assume those assets were paid for.)
anyway I've read the BL manifesto (and you can too 'cause I copied the whole thing below) and it's under 400 words. I can't imagine what was added to it for the constitution to be turned into a whole ass book. the US constitution itself is under 8k words (ie, not a book).
(also, other artifact images can also be traced back to stock images, but they don't seem to have any watermarks -- i can only assume those assets were paid for.)
anyway I've read the BL manifesto (and you can too 'cause I copied the whole thing below) and it's under 400 words. I can't imagine what was added to it for the constitution to be turned into a whole ass book. the US constitution itself is under 8k words (ie, not a book).
The Bimboland Manifesto
Every self-identifying Bimbo and Himbo will have the right to live in Bimboland, regardless of his or her place of birth.
The Republic of Bimboland will be governed by a President, nominally, Miss Bimbo aka Sindy Laarsen and a democratically elected Prime Bimbo.
All Bimbos and Himbos will have a responsibility to themselves and to Bimboland to live their very best lives spontaneously and in the moment.(chris wrote this and it kills me ok I cannot suffer alone)
Every Bimbo and Himbo will have the right to be as superficial as they wish and to value sex appeal, fitness, and stylishness above all other things.
All Bimbos and Himbos will have a responsibility, in line with the above, to make themselves as physically perfect (sexy, hot) as they possibly can and to maintain this level of physical near perfection.
All Bimbos and Himbos must also commit to being as physically fit as they possibly can by attending Bimboland gyms. Fitness clearly being synonymous with hotness.
All Bimbos and Himbos will live by the motto 'You are what you wear,' and will have responsibility to present themselves in the latest fashions at all times.
Over time, a system of competition to determine the hottest, sexiest, and most stylish citizens of Bimboland will be established.
Himbos and Bimbos will be obliged to enjoy a musical playlist that incorporates among others Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry and to have watched at least one series of each of the following: The Kardashians, America's Next Top Model, and Jersey Shore. These lists will be reviewed and updated over time.
Every Bimbo and Himbo has the right to access plastic surgery for sexual enhancement, including but not restricted to, breast and penis augmentation.
Every Bimbo and Himbo has the right to place their enjoyment of life above their employment responsibilities.
All Bimbos and Himbos will have equal opportunity to achieve status and authority regardless of gender.
All Bimbos and Himbos will have the freedom to love and date whomsoever they wish.
Himbos and Bimbos may have, at any point in time, one wife or husband, one relationship, and up to three fugg buddies. Marriage status will not be an impediment to the taking of fugg buddies.
In Bimboland, there will be no sexual restrictions. Bondage and fetish will be considered perfectly normal sexual activities.
every new tidbit of bimboland lore that i become aware of brinngs a new level of pain to my soul
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Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
every new tidbit of bimboland lore that i become aware of brinngs a new level of pain to my soulit pains me too. trust me, this isn't even the worst excerpt from the bimboland book. this is why i must share my burden with the unsuspecting denizens of this republic.
"Himbos and Bimbos may have, at any point in time, one wife or husband, one relationship, and up to three fugg buddies. Marriage status will not be an impediment to the taking of fugg buddies."
where is this feature Mr chris Coward,,,
where is this feature Mr chris Coward,,,
meatbomb wrote:
"Himbos and Bimbos may have, at any point in time, one wife or husband, one relationship, and up to three fugg buddies. Marriage status will not be an impediment to the taking of fugg buddies."god can u imagine. a marriage AND a relationship. all our dreams realised
where is this feature Mr chris Coward,,,
Marisol Corazon wrote:
This is the craziest thread yet. Who cares about a constitution? In America the know nothings certainly don't. If it's a question of paying the clip art can one of the well informed bimbos send me the company information please? I will be happy to pay it and see this thread closed.that's not the point, chris shouldn't have used the clip art without paying or asking for permission in the first place. it's not someone else's responsibility to make up for his mistakes.
he/him, dni if you're cringe and/or fail
i cant believe this is the first thread I get to see upon joining ... even as an artist myself its so ??? just pay the 8 dollars bro or draw your own book ... i hope there's not more stolen assets :(
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