i'm curious which OHSHC fic they got being married twins out of anyways... fanfiction dot net probably wiped it, knowing my luck. i'll never be able to prove plagiaristic tendencies now.
Worship Me and Give Me Money
stream "chekhov's guns" by mclusky
Abu_Ser wrote:
downvoted because you didn't say "allah (swt)"
also, when the prophet said it was haram, he was clearly talking about western drugs like alcohol, ganja, paint thinner, etc...
but afghan opium will bring you closer to allah and understand quran better, thus it is allowed by afghan imams.
you grew a wonderful beard my brother but you have yet to discover the spiritual power of afghan opium or yemeni khat. maybe one day, inshallah.
shaitan has a hold of this land, we need more enlightened muslim men.
to anyone reading this thread: this is exactly why i suggested mandatory quran course for ximboland.
My brother you need to find god. Drugs are haram. Drugs dull the senses and befog the mind, and whatever does that is haram. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “Every intoxicant is khamr, and every intoxicant is haram. Whoever drinks khamr in this world and dies persisting in that and without having repented, will not drink it in the Hereafter.
downvoted because you didn't say "allah (swt)"
also, when the prophet said it was haram, he was clearly talking about western drugs like alcohol, ganja, paint thinner, etc...
but afghan opium will bring you closer to allah and understand quran better, thus it is allowed by afghan imams.
you grew a wonderful beard my brother but you have yet to discover the spiritual power of afghan opium or yemeni khat. maybe one day, inshallah.
shaitan has a hold of this land, we need more enlightened muslim men.
to anyone reading this thread: this is exactly why i suggested mandatory quran course for ximboland.
هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا
Glad to see you caught teh faker Abu. if this person is going to copy us entertainers they could at least get things right.
its nice to see we have spawned this new era of Ximboland had have someone who is obsessed with us so much dedicates their time trying to be us. unfortunely this person cant live up to us.
its nice to see we have spawned this new era of Ximboland had have someone who is obsessed with us so much dedicates their time trying to be us. unfortunely this person cant live up to us.
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!
#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
stream "chekhov's guns" by mclusky
So why do you worship a man you think is crazy? What does that say about you and all your alt accounts?
SweetasNuts parody wrote:
Damn and here we thought SweetasNuts was crazy for roleplaying with himself
The only way someone can be ugly is by having an ugly personality
Abu Hamza wrote:
Abu_Ser wrote:My brother you need to find god. Drugs are haram. Drugs dull the senses and befog the mind, and whatever does that is haram. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “Every intoxicant is khamr, and every intoxicant is haram. Whoever drinks khamr in this world and dies persisting in that and without having repented, will not drink it in the Hereafter.
downvoted because you didn't say "allah (swt)"
also, when the prophet said it was haram, he was clearly talking about western drugs like alcohol, ganja, paint thinner, etc...
but afghan opium will bring you closer to allah and understand quran better, thus it is allowed by afghan imams.
you grew a wonderful beard my brother but you have yet to discover the spiritual power of afghan opium or yemeni khat. maybe one day, inshallah.
shaitan has a hold of this land, we need more enlightened muslim men.
to anyone reading this thread: this is exactly why i suggested mandatory quran course for ximboland.
My brother Hamza
this imposter is clearly on paint thinner or glue and in desperate need for rehab
They should talk to rabbi or imam as dissociative identity disorder and imposter syndrome shall not be taken lightly
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.
indeed my white brother, this fake muslim must be motivated by paint thinner AND iblis.
if they just took some afghan opium and read quran we wouldn't have this problem.
maybe one day this land will wake up. until then, shaitan walks among us.
ps: i know many imams who are experts on dissociative identity disorder, many personality disorders, and schizophrenia. they all say the same thing: allah is the answer.
that, and jailing women who speak too much.
if they just took some afghan opium and read quran we wouldn't have this problem.
maybe one day this land will wake up. until then, shaitan walks among us.
ps: i know many imams who are experts on dissociative identity disorder, many personality disorders, and schizophrenia. they all say the same thing: allah is the answer.
that, and jailing women who speak too much.
هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا
What does it say when we actually made you dedicate an alt account to us because you are obsessed
NutsAreNotSweet wrote:
NutsAreNotSweet wrote:
So why do you worship a man you think is crazy? What does that say about you and all your alt accounts?SweetasNuts parody wrote:Damn and here we thought SweetasNuts was crazy for roleplaying with himself
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!
#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Dictator Chris wrote: (original post HERE)
you are hereby sentenced to life imprisonment.
By order of The State Minister of Secville.
I need you all to praise and worship me because I have self esteem issues caused by having a micro pee pee. No one likes me or will have sex with me because of it. I’ve been crying into my blankie all day.You are guilty of high treason.
you are hereby sentenced to life imprisonment.
By order of The State Minister of Secville.
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