⭒✎⭒✶☽ Ximbo Poet/Writer ☾✶⭒✐⭒ /October 2023

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23.10.2023 21:20:53
Kandi Bardot

You can roll a dice online! Just type it into google! ❤️

23.10.2023 21:20:53
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23.10.2023 21:21:18
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@Melp glad you like it ^_^
I had just as much fun reading them!
Figured D's and tokens will come handy to everyone right now :D
Can't wait to read your story ❤️

@Kandi I didn't even think of it! Great advice ^_^

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23.10.2023 23:38:48
Kandi Bardot

A zombie's Halloween
On the night of Halloween, the full moon lit up my old laboratory so much that it hurt my dead eyes. A long sorrowful howl filled the air and I instinctively grabbed onto my ears for dear life to block it out. Not the smartest decision for a zombie like me, as my rotten body doesn’t do well with well… grabbing. I stared at the decaying ears now lying in my hands and dragged myself through the room to my operating table. “You did it again, didn’t you?” a smirk voice asked. I stared up at the skinny black cat slinking back and forth on the very edge of a dusty bookcase. “Why don’t you go bug a witch instead?” I growled at the cat. “Witches are so last year,” the cat replied, “dead things like yourself are much more fun to watch.” I gently placed my ears on the table and reached for the super glue in the top drawer. Naturally, it was empty. The cat snickered and fell off the bookcase, flipped around in the air, and landed gracefully on her feet right in the middle of my table. “Do you have to?” I murmured under my non-breath. A smug smile filled her face, and she continued pacing across the table. I quickly snagged one of the wooden boxes at the table’s left end before she could knock them all over and put my ears into it. I stuffed the box in my pocket and slowly walked to the door, bracing myself for the outside world's unpleasantness. I needed to buy more glue.

The short walk from my laboratory to the supermarket may seem like nothing to most people, but when you’re dead and your limbs are all stiff and incompatible with pretty much any movement at all walking six blocks is hell on earth. It also takes an hour. On a good day. Halloween night is not a good day… The only upside to it is that people don’t stare at me nearly as much, and when they do, they usually compliment me on my costume.

I eventually made it to the supermarket and stocked up on superglue. As I stepped up to make my purchase, I inadvertently scared the living daylights out of the cashier, but I managed to calm her down by making a joke about my costume falling apart and how people should start handing out glue to trick-or-treaters instead of candy to prevent cheap costumes from causing public indecency. She laughed as she remembered it was Halloween night, and the relief was written all over her face. Un-life can be hard for us zombies. It really can.

Under the light of a streetlamp, I fished my ears out of the box and dabbed on some glue. I angled my head to the side and glued one ear on, then repeated the process for the other. My neck cracked unhappily. “I will feel that in the morning,” I whispered to myself. I put the glue and box in my pockets and proceeded to walk much too long for a zombie back to my laboratory and home.

Children in the most ludicrous costumes were running all over the sidewalk, and twice I nearly fell on my bony ass. Through my non-breath I cursed them all, hunched over and slowly, ever so slowly, crept more than walked all the way back to my laboratory. I looked up at its windows in loving admiration from the street I was standing on and let the safety of its dimmed lamplight wash upon me. Ah, to be home again! My peaceful state of semi-functioning mind was then interrupted in the most awful way: A screech more horrible than I’d ever heard surged out from the park behind me. I wanted desperately to protect my ears from it and nearly grabbed them all over again. That was when I realized the voice now screeching was the same that had howled so mournfully earlier in the night. A werewolf? I wondered. But it couldn’t be, everyone knows werewolves never travel alone, they’re pack animals. I turned around to face the sound and work on where exactly it came from. The park, no doubt about it. I looked longingly at my sweet laboratory windows one more time, raised my shoulders as if I drew breath, and grudgingly walked into the park.

My ears may be dead like the rest of me, but they are highly functional still. I quickly pinpointed from where the dreadful screaming was coming, and then I snail-paced my way towards it. I am many things, but fast is not one of them. Even from the distance, I could see the issue: A group of vicious little princesses had cornered what they believed to be a puppy, and their sticky, candy-covered, filthy little hands were destroying his fur as they attempted to pet him. I felt my blood boil and the rage building up in me. My eyes turned red, and I growled so deeply the ground shook. The nasty little princesses screamed and ran as fast as they could in all directions, and except for one particularly candy-covered, pink-dressed brat they all got away. But that last little monster? Her hands were filled with fur she’d pulled off the poor werepup’s back, and I simply couldn’t stop myself. I bit into her wrist and wrestled with it until her hand came off. She stared at me in shock as I shredded her hand to pieces with my teeth and spit it out on the ground. I let go of her then and smiled at her with hate in my eyes, her blood dripping from my mouth as I spit her thumb on the ground. She cried and screamed the most glorious scream, and then she fainted and fell next to her shredded hand. It looks a little like ground meat, I thought, and the werepup must have thought the same because he gobbled it all up. “Where’s your pack, pup?” I asked, and he howled dismally. “All alone, huh?” I assumed, then added as an afterthought: “You could change, though? Into your human form. Easier to get help then.” The pup howled again, and his sorrow shook my half-decayed bones. I understood at that moment that he couldn’t because nobody had taught him how to change yet. The pup’s big brown eyes stared at the moon, and he howled once again, filling the night with sadness. “You can come live with me until you learn how to change,” I said, “so long as you promise not to chew on my dead bones.” The pup wagged his tail then, and I interpreted it as a yes.

The walk back to my laboratory took a while, as expected with my rotting body, but in the end, we made it there. I let the pup in first, then shut the door behind me as I entered too. “What is this?!” hissed the skinny black cat, “a petting zoo?!” The werepup whimpered and hid behind my dead legs. “Shut it, or I’ll give him all your tuna!” I scoffed back at the cat. She narrowed her eyes, tilted her head, and considered the pup up and down a few times, then decided he wasn’t worth losing her tuna over. “Fair,” she said, then circled the middle of the laboratory table three times before she curled up on it, “he can stay.” “Like it was your decision,” I murmured and shook my head. My neck cracked again, and I winced; “Oh, I’m so going to feel that in the morning!”

23.10.2023 23:38:48
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31.10.2023 22:57:11
Melpomene

A cuckoo call echoed over the foliage, swirling around thick mossy tree-trunks, and startling Val. It was the first and only sound he had heard in a good half an hour. The deeper he had gotten into the woods, the more eerily quiet everything had become. The sounds of his own feet shifting gravel and snapping branches had formed such a hypnotically insulating bubble around him that he’d felt quite alone in the woods – until the cuckoo started calling and awoke Val to the awareness of all the things that could be hiding around here. In the setting sun, the ancient trees were throwing sharp, long shadows everywhere. The forest was like a chessboard, covered in blotches of yellow bright light and void-like black.

“All right then,” Val half-whispered to himself, if only to feel less unsettled about the unnatural quiet all around. “If I read the map correctly, it should be just about around here. A little south-east from the path crossing. Let’s see if I’m correct or just entirely walked into the wrong direction.”

Rummaging in his backpack, Val pulled out his phone, which still had the satellite map app open. The blue dot determining his location hadn’t moved since the last time he checked. The lone backpacker waited a while for information to load but the dot didn’t budge. Bad connection maybe? Val tapped the refresh button but instead of reloading the app started complaining about “connection error”. Refreshing again didn’t help, and a quick test of a browser resulted in nothing but more connectivity notices.

“Huh, that’s not great. This shouldn’t be a dead zone or anything.”

He really should have loaded the area’s off-line map into his phone before he left – but these woods had seemed so close by and familiar it didn’t feel necessary. He had hiked here before. … Well, not here exactly, but in other parts of this enormous forest where the trails were better maintained and more accessible. And the area was small, a valley wedged in between too hill ridges and a river. Besides, maybe the off-line map wouldn’t have helped either. The phone seemed to have trouble even getting a signal and telling where he was.

“Wonder if that’s a really good sign or a very very bad sign”, he mumbled and looked around with mild concern. He could always start walking back. As long as he walked north, west or somewhere in between, he would eventually come back to one of the two paths. It would be difficult to see in no time at all, and although he had specifically wanted to examine everything in the moonlight, he wouldn’t ever get a chance to do that if he didn’t find it first or if he got lost. It would be a shame to leave without finding anything but...

As Val was looking around, considering, the phone he was still holding in his hand flashed. Or… Something happened to the screen either way. It seemed to glitch out entirely for a second. Frowning, Val lifted the device up and tried to angle it similarly to how it had just been. It flashed again. The entire screen just started flickering with black horizontal lines that flashed in an out of sight when the camera was directed at a certain point. “Oh? Trying to show me what I’m looking for? … Must be some kind of magnetic field. Probably a side effect of the metals they used.”

Val hated the idea of ruining his phone for this. Undoubtedly bringing it closed to whatever was making it misbehave would not be great. … But it was an old phone anyways, and he had been meaning to get a new one. So, instead Val directed the phone in the right direction and started walking towards it.

Branches snapped and rustled as he pushed himself through a particularly thick bush to get onward. He didn’t dare to walk around it, fearing that he’d lose the glitchy “signal”. Maybe he needn’t have bothered, however. The phone was getting worse quickly. Lines of black became bigger than lines of normalcy. Then you could barely even see the screen display at all. And then, blank. The phone turned off and the screen turned all black.

Val was about to groan in frustration – but then he looked up to see where he had ended up. It was a small clearing in the middle of the woods. A square stone platform rose in the middle, with two steps winding around it on all sides. Four tall obelisks stood on the ground by the platform. All things considered, the monument seemed surprisingly well-preserved. Only small chunks of the stairs had crumpled away during the decades. Just one of the obelisks had snapped from the middle and fallen to the ground. To Val’s surprise, none of the stone had any moss or grass growing on it. In fact, there were barely even any leaves on top of anything.

“Jackpot!” Val yell-whispered. This was the most intact ceremonial structure of this kind he had ever seen - even outside of well documented internet photos and that one site in Virginia. This was going to be huge! Maybe this would give his channel the boost he had been looking for. It had so been worth it to spend hours in the local library looking through old witch trial papers, arrest records, and old maps. It had been a long shot, since his town had never been particularly famous for the occult - but for an untravelled, poor high-schooler looking into his own neighborhood was the best he could do. Sure, it had been such a longshot to speculate about an unfound Coven Shrine in the middle of the woods based on one measly diary entry.

But hadn’t he been right? Clearly this site was so well preserved precisely because it had remained a secret for so long. It was such an honor to get to find it. If only he could get some footage of it. A digital camera would likely suffer the same faith as his phone, but maybe…

Val pulled out a disposable polaroid camera. The quality wasn’t great but he wouldn’t feel too awful about breaking it. He took a few steps back and snapped a single picture of the whole site. The camera whined loudly, screaming and complaining as something went wrong. But in the end, it did print out the picture. “... Hope it can withstand a couple photos at least.”

Sadly, he only had one disposable camera with him - but, then, he could always come back another day perhaps. Val waltzed closer to the site to see if there were any particularly important details to snap a photo of.

That was when the unease started to creep up his back. The stones were just… too clean. Sure, that gave him an uncommonly good look at the ceremonial and decorative carvings scraped into the metallic dark stone. But it also felt decidedly unnatural. No grime in the crevices, no dust on the cracks. Three leaves tops on the platform.

Val whipped around to see any other signs of people being here recently. Shoe prints, passage trails, cigarette butts. He saw non but now he felt like he was being watched. It was probably just in his head, right? Val snapped a few more pictures of the carvings on the platform and the pillars. At picture five the camera let out a mechanical screech and started smelling like burning. That probably indicated it didn’t work anymore. It was just as well. There was so little light it would soon be impossible to make out anything in the pictures anyways.

“You need to leave.”

The voice, low-pitched and feminine came from behind him, calm but stern. Val spun around to face the woman. It was impossible to say what she looked like. Val’s eyes seemed to have trouble focusing on her, like she was really far away even though she was just standing on the other side of the platform.

“I-I’m sorry. But this is not a private area and-”

“You’re not welcome here.”

“Ma’am, please. There’s no need to-”

“Not. Welcome.”

Val tapped the lens of the polaroid camera, unsure what to do. His heart was beating like crazy, and he wanted to run - though a rational part of his brain said that there were no modern witches. And certainly there wasn’t any actual witchcraft that could harm him. But if that was so, why was she here, and… did she have blood on her face?! Instinctually Val knew that running would be a bad idea - but he took a few steps back unintentionally.

“But-”

“You truly are an audacious one!” the woman huffed in a tone that was starting to sound annoyed. “You will turn back around and return back to the path. Realize your imposing on a holy place, and leave!”

Vall stumbled back and tripped over the broken section of one of the obelisks. A frustrated crowl sounded around the clearing, and Val just knew the woman had ran out of patience. She’d been polite so far but wasn’t going to continue. He needed to get the fuck out of here before she could catch him!

Val stumbled on his feet and was just about to scram, when... Suddenly she was just there, standing right beside and had a hold of his arm. Cold claws pressed on his bicep like glass. Val could smell iron and rot wafting off the woman, could almost swear her black clothing was wiggling around on her skin as though it were made out of worms. One dropped on his shoulder as she leaned over him.

There was a small metallic ping at the back of Val’s spine, and the world fell away into darkness.


When Val came through, his head was throbbing. White morning light tore into his eyes and pulled him back to reality. He was lying in the middle of the road next to his mother’s car. Sharp gravel dug into his cheek, and side, and back, and his mouth tasted like ash. He was all alone.

As soon as Val remembered why he was there, he hurried to dig through his pockets and backpack - but the photos were all gone and so was the polaroid camera. Before he could even entertain the thought that the evening might’ve been his imagination however, he did find his phone - completely broken beyond repair and the memory card fully corrupted. None of the data could be retrieved from it.

In the following days, and weeks, and months, Val returned to the valley often to try and find the Coven Shrine for more pictures. But no matter how systematically he hiked through the woods, or how many digital devices he brought to help him, he never did find his way back to the clearing again…

 

Think I sorta lost inspiration half-way through but at least I (barely) made it in time

Here is the prompt this follows: (Character: Witch Setting: At Sunset, Dark Woods Conflict: A Mystery Needs to be Solved)

(This is sort of based on a younger, less experienced version of this paranormal investigator character I’ve been meaning to write a longer story about. Perhaps in an interactive manner on BL – but Idk if I have the guts for that :D)


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04.11.2023 10:53:19
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Kandi Bardot received a Prize for Contest.

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Ximbo poet/writter 2nd tasks 1st place

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04.11.2023 10:57:34
Blecky89

Kandi I enjoyed your story very much. Liked the bits of humor it had and a tiny pinch of bloodyness at the end. 

Melp your story pulled me in! I was banging my head at the ending. I need a sequal for it! I have so many questions I need to have an abswear to.
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Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate The first one said "Oh my it's getting late." The second one said "There are witches in the air!" The third one said "But we don't care!" The fourth one said "Let's run and run and run!" The fifth one said "I'm ready for some fun." Ooooooooooooo went the wind and out went the lights.
And the five little pumpkins rolled out of sight!

There is many poems similar to this about cats, ghosts, witches etc but there is none about ximbos.
That's your next task :D 
Make it scary, funny and all about ximbos. 

Five little ximbos(bimbos/himbos)....
The first one said ....
The second one said ....
The third one said...
The fourth one said....
The fifth one said....
Ooooo went the ....
And the five little ximbos (bimbos/himbos)...

Have fun with this :D I sure will when will be reading them ^_^ 

Deadline is 10th of November BL midnight.

04.11.2023 10:57:34
    
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04.11.2023 13:26:22
Kandi Bardot

Thank you so much Blecky! ❤️ I love these contests so much! And I really enjoyed your story Melpomene! You had me sitting on the edge of my chair ❤️

Here's my little bimbo poem:

Five little bimbos posing for a pic
The first one said, "Take a look at this chick!"
The second one said, "My left side is the best"
The third one said, "Be sure to photograph my breasts"
The fourth one said, "You guys are sooo shallow!"
The fifth one said, "Hush, you will disturb the Hallow!"
"Boo!" went the Hallow and scared them to death
And the five little bimbos never drew another breath

04.11.2023 13:26:22
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04.11.2023 14:00:42
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It's so good ❤️!! You have a knack for this. Why you didn't show it off sooner?

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04.11.2023 15:18:50
Kandi Bardot

Thank you! ❤️ This is so much fun! Until this contest, I hadn't really written anything since high school, and think I kind of forgot how much I used to love it :) Maybe I'll take up writing as a hobby! ❤️

04.11.2023 15:18:50
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