Ximboland Xalentines Day

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09.02.2024
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Antitheocra
14.02.2024 22:33:53
Pollyx

Pollyx
As I wandered through the ballroom, I was surrounded by members of the court and yet entirely alone. Just a few minutes past I'd been taken out to the garden terrace, where the prince of a neighboring kingdom knelt and vowed his life to me, presenting me with a ring passed down through generations of royal blood. As was the expectation, I accepted, and there was much merriment among members of the court, but the stone weighed heavily on my finger, a pale pink trinket. "Ah, such devotion, I can hardly constrain my joy!" I would exclaim when asked by a noble what I felt of my engagement, but when left alone I wandered the halls of the palace hoping she would find me.

My betrothed spun me on the dance floor, lit by the light of the chandelier, but through the crowd I caught her eye—beautiful, mysterious, and lovely, though I'd never known her name. In an instant I remembered all of our previous dances, the way I felt first being spun into her arms many months ago, and how I'd always longed for more. As we dipped past each other, she pulled a pale rose from her hand and thrust it into my own, then seemed to vanish like a glimmer from a dream.

My betrothed went away to speak with an advisor, and in the meantime my heart ached. I left the dance floor, wandered the golden halls, and when I could not take it anymore I picked up my skirts and ran for the front steps. When I stepped into the brisk evening, she was gone into the night, a horse galloping away in the distance— though the moonlight through the trees left the shape of a heart on the ground, and I knew somehow I'd see her again.


(paired with Honey Beee on the previous page <3)

14.02.2024 22:33:53
(full version with links in other tabs of my profile as well as my xeets) Hey all, this is your Minister of Fashion
Pollyx! I can be wordy, and am here, so here’s a TLDR for those who
trust me and just want to know the gist of it: Seriously, for real,
actually this time, cancel your Senatorships. Do not spend money on the
site. Remove the site’s access to your paypal. Do not volunteer for the
site or run for public office. This includes designing for the shop! Designers and prospective designers, I absolutely love you all to death, but this has got to stop.Anyway, the longer version:SweetasNuts,
the owner of this site, is an abusive person and known cheapskate who
refuses to hire new staff or adequately pay his existing staff in favor
of exploiting free labor from his users. Those who DO volunteer for him,
sometimes paying for the privilege of doing so, are treated
abhorrently, subjected to gaslighting and emotional abuse both publicly
and privately. I have personally experienced rampant mistreatment from
SweetasNuts (as have many others) as recently as today!If
you want an example, check any SweetasNuts thread and read it. I don’t
feel a need to drop a bunch of receipts below when it’s overwhelmingly
clear, but I hope those of you who know the love I’ve put into this site
will take me at my word. I have loved Ximboland and love it
still. At various points I have put more than full time hours into this
website and the shop in an attempt to make things better—usually
completely unpaid, as I did a lot of work before I became Minister of
Fashion. The saddest part, at the end of it, is that no matter how much I
work and how much love I put in the site will always get worse on
average or nosedive into oblivion (as we are seeing right now) due to
actions of trolls, hackers, or most primarily—Chris himself.There are numerous sources online which discuss Chris’s behavior as a business owner in-depth, both on this site and on its previous iteration, Miss Bimbo. It’s pretty clear the guy is a troll who likes when people get upset and throw a fit. In that sense, he may love this post!If
you’d like one recent example of someone bringing up issues to Chris,
being subjected to abuse, and being unable to sway Chris away from
terrible decisions, here’s one from a little over a year ago!
And yet nothing changes—the same cycles continue. New people join, they
see the community is lovely yet has a few flaws, perhaps some bad eggs
(rampant trolls), or maybe someone in the Pink House seems like they’re
abusing their power. They work really hard to rise up, join the
government, fight the “enemies” of the day, etc. and the whole thing
just causes chaos and misery for the most part and the site owner sits
back with popcorn.Oh wait, I forgot when Chris put numerous
ximbos (some who disagreed with him, others unprompted to my
understanding) on trial last year for having “bad fashion”! Here’s the trial for Melpomene, renowned designer, shop worker, and previous Antitheocra SM. Here’s the trial for KittyOnyx, who criticized Chris’s behavior. This one’s for Dean Winchester,
who made the grievous mistake of wearing a pink thong as a himbo.
Egregious, right! How dare a man dress in pink? Anyway, moving on.
Anyone care to share older “Chris is consistently a huge jerk to his
players and volunteers and never listens or fixes the site” examples
below?Now, when I talk about “volunteering” for the site
(aka what I am trying to convince you not to do), here are the positions
I mean:Partially paid (larger treasury cut, in theory, but extremely overworked):Prime XimboPartially paid (meager treasury cut —pennies on the hour):Minister of Fashion (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on the hour—so still a volunteer position)Minister of Entertainment (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on the hour—so still a volunteer position)Minister
of Foreign Affairs (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on the hour—so
still a volunteer position, plus you’re doing marketing for free. Not
super fun!)Minister of Justice (gets meager treasury cut—pennies on
the hour—so still a volunteer position, plus you’ll be absolutely
exhausted by the effort of moderation and part of the userbase will hate
you no matter what you do)No promise of payment/unpaid:Fashion Police (exhausting moderation work, now with kneecapped abilities to even stop abuse thanks to SAN)Fashion Worker (the people who upload items to the shop)Fashion
Designer (those who design for the shop—believe me, I have tried very
hard to convince SAN to reward this position in any way but was
unsuccessful)Not only unpaid, but PAYING to do this position:State
Minister (have to pay for Senatorship plus pay for all of the prizes
out of their own pocket—when you receive prizes from an SM, it’s because
they paid for them with real-world money)Please don’t do any
of this! I have been in the Pink House since October 2023 and am very
close with those who have been in or around the PH even longer or in
different time periods. Nothing changes. Talking to the site
owner doesn’t work. It doesn’t matter how you explain it, he won’t
listen and he doesn’t care because he continues to make enough passive
income to ignore people’s complaints. So what now?Well, first, let’s stop giving him that passive income, especially
given the recent major hacking incident has proven AGAIN that the site
is not secure. Chris is a liar—do not trust him when he says your
payment information is fully secure just because of Paypal, that is not
necessarily true. Remove your Paypal from XL (on the Paypal end) and
consider removing your bank accounts from Paypal for the time being,
better safe than sorry.When you spend money on this site, it
does not go to the people running it, to those who put in love and time
into moderation, the shop, contests, and even advertising the site. It
goes to Chris, who does not pay his staff properly and does not improve
the site. He only makes it worse based on his agenda. A small amount of
Senatorship goes to the government ministers, sure, but the amount is
not significant enough to matter (and there’s decent evidence that the
treasury doesn’t even reflect what it should be—⅓ of the cost of all
Senator subs). Besides, half of the treasury this term will go to
KatieBoutique (since she and her alt Slayyyocrates are both ministers),
and if any of you have been paying any attention to Katie that will
likely ruffle your feathers.It’s not worth contributing to
this place financially. It does not help the site grow. It does not go
to fixing bugs. It does not go to adding a mobile scroll bar. It does
not pay your favorite designer. It does not fix minigame glitches. It
likely won’t go to refunding people’s State Wars purchases after the
hack or restoring corrupted outfits (IF restoring them is even
possible). Cancel your Senatorship, never buy top-ups, don’t volunteer
your time for the site, and turn on ad block! Don’t let Chris get your ad revenue either!That’s
pretty much it. I do have some last thoughts if you’re interested, but
if you don’t care feel free to leave. It’s up to you to decide what to
do now. You can still help the site if you want to, but I strongly
believe it’s really only going to degrade, and as shown by the hacking
incident, this site really isn’t secure. It’s built on popsicle sticks.
You could lose all of this at any moment. Are all these users who lost
their outfits ever going to get them back? It’s really hard to say.Secondarily,
if you want to make a difference in the world there are a million
better places to do it than on XL. If you want to make art in a
community, lots of ways to do that too. Art Fight, a yearly event, is
great for this. You could make a game, write a novel, make outfits in
the Sims, join another dressup game (I hear some people here are making
one), generally touch grass. We should all touch grass. If it’s about
making the world a better place for you, maybe you could join a local
chapter of an organization that means something to you or donate what
you WOULD have spent on top-ups to a good cause. Join a rally, write an
op-ed, talk to people you love about what matters.If you want
to keep in touch with me, feel free to message anyone on XL you have on
Discord and they can probably connect us, I’ve got a lot of people
added.Alright, and now that we get to the end I just
want to shout out the users who have spent a lot of time showing love to
the users and uplifting the site as a whole. None of them asked for
this or even know that I’m doing this, so I won’t list them by name as
much as category. I may have individual personal issues with some people
on this site (not most), but I think this is kind of beyond that. We
are all victims of an exploitative site owner who constantly sets the
site up for interpersonal conflict because he finds it hot. He gets off on all these sexy bimbo avatars going at each other’s throats. So this is kind of an act of solidarity in that.Thank
you to all past and present government ministers, prime ximbos, state
ministers, fashion police, fashion designers, fashion workers, and
anyone else who has run contests or events.Thank you to the
active duelers staying up late into the night, the state generals and
citizens fighting for their state, those who help others get their
curious badge, those who leave comments on all the new players’
profiles, those who share gifs on weird gif wednesday, those who share
support when someone says they’re struggling or upvote posts in
Reputation Points Helper thread. Thank you, even, to those
I’ve fought with, those I’ve made up with, those I still dislike, those
who grate at my nerves. You’re part of the site, too, an ecosystem we
all exist in—this insular little community. Though of course I
will be leaving this community now, probably permanently. Not sure
about emigration yet—we’ll see. But I’ve got big things coming up soon
in my life and I can’t have this site’s nonsense messing with my groove.I’ve
loved growing as a person through my interactions with each of you and
I’ve loved designing and adding for the shop and running events and
making outfits and all of it, but I hate the way the site is run by
Chris (which is: generally not run at all, and if it is it’s done
maliciously). I hate receiving constant abuse from the site owner and
trolls and hackers and I hate seeing other people experience that too. I
hate that this site many of us feel is a second home has become so
foul, is rotting from the inside because of neglect and mistreatment
from the site owner. I had enough mold in my real life home last year,
as many of you know, and find myself uninterested in choking on the
spores here.Anyway, so much love, care about you all (except
in those few cases where the feeling of dislike is mutual, in which case
I say one last hearty “fuck you!”). Stay slutty, babes.







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Antitheocra
15.02.2024 16:43:32
ediblegoats

ediblegoats
we present: THE BISHTORY
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The bird princess had always dreamed of running away from her kingdom and forging a new life for herself at sea…

On the night of her 18th birdthday, by fairytale rules, she packed her sword and big feathery hat and snuck down to the harbour.

In true pirate fashion, wearing her true pirate fashion, she found an empty boat and tomfooled her way into it. She set sail after downing a bottle of rum that she found in the boat, the open sea air breathing new life into her. Her dreams were finally coming true!

She sailed for almost an hour before she lost sight of any nearby land. Surrounded by nothing but water, the cold breeze in her wings; she felt free.

Until, out of nowhere, her boat began to shake. It wasn’t really a big deal, considering she had the power of flight, but she still jumped out of her seat and reached for her trident (that she owned for some reason). The ocean fell still, and the boat stopped shaking a moment later.

The bird princess didn’t let her guard down, however. She leaned over the side of the boat, trident in hand, searching her surroundings for whatever had hit the bottom of the vessel. She squinted, and in the dark night she only just noticed the vague movement of a creature beneath her.

Assuming it was some deadly sea creature, she threw the trident into the water with force, and a pained noise from the creature below was the only confirmation that she had hit it.

The ocean grew quiet for a moment, until the creature peeked its head out of the salty water.

“Scuse me, the fuck?” the creature inquired. She was a kind of mermaid, albeit a ghostly one. She looked like the personification of a mental breakdown. The mer-creature slurred her words as she cursed like a sailor, ironic considering the bird princess was the one on the boat. The bird was taken aback by the mermaid’s harsh words. ‘Well fuck this bitch’, she thought to herself.

Before the bird princess could respond, the fish hopped over the side of the boat and got right up in her face, yelling with all her might. It was then that the bird noticed the blood pouring from the mermaid’s hip. As rude as she was, the bird didn’t want to become some kind of murderer.

The bird princess pointed the wound out to the mer-creature, and with a groan, the fish agreed to let the bird patch her up.

They began in awkward, tense silence, but eventually the bird’s curiosity got the best of her. She learned a lot in that ten minute conversation - the fish was a lot like her. They were both princesses, and neither of them wanted their destiny of ruling their respective kingdoms.

As soon as the fish princess was patched up, she hopped over the side of the boat. With one last look at the bird princess, she said, “Thanks, I guess.” A second later she disappeared under the water.

‘I’m a total cunt, and she’s just like me… I think I’m in love,’ the bird princess thought to herself as she sailed home.

Over the next week, the bird princess found herself sailing out to sea every night. And, every night at the same time, the fish princess managed to find her.

They still argued, but it was mostly good natured now. They would talk and laugh all night, and the bird princess stayed later and later each day that passed. After a week of this, it was hard to deny the bird’s obvious feelings for the fishcess.

On the eighth day, valentine’s day, the bird princess sailed out to sea as usual, looking forward to seeing her lover again.

When they met, the fish excitedly told the bird that she had a surprise for her. The fish princess stretched her hand out in front of her, and with a click of her webbed fingers, sparkles emanated from her hand.

The bird felt her neck begin to transform… when she reached up to check what had happened, she felt gills there.

“YO MY DUDE, DID YOU JUST DO SOME SICK MAGIC TRICK YO?? I GOT FUCKIN GILLS??” she exclaimed.

“I KNOW BRO! ITS FUCKIN RAD! We can live together underwater bro!” the fish replied.

The bird princess looked deep into the fish’s eyes. “Hey bro?”

“Yeah bro?”

“I love you, bro,” the bird confessed.

The fish smiled. “Bro… I love you too, bro.”

They kissed passionately, and then together they dove over the side of the boat. They brought the rum with them, and lived happily ever after underwater.

AND THATS HOW THE BISH CAME TO BE <3

15.02.2024 16:43:32
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Atheista
15.02.2024 16:48:01
yazabelle

yazabelle

One night, the Fishcess of a faraway kingdom in the deep seas, was frolicking in open waters.

She loved to swim all night long. She never cared about her fishly duties as a Fishcess, she never wanted to be so rich and beautiful! Cod just made her that way. (AN: see what i did there)

One fateful night, the Fishcess was swimming as she usually did, but on this day she got some alcohol from her sister, so she was drunk as fuck. She saw a big boat floating above her, and like the rapscallion she was, her first thought was to go check out what was going on up there.

Boats always interested her, she thought they were so cool, how they floated above her all fancy-like. She climbed the ship's side and peered through to see all the people. But to her surprise, there was only one pirate on the ship.

‘What a fucking loser’ she thought to herself. ‘I should prank her’

The Fishcess jumped back down into the water and began rocking the ship, full-on body checking the sides, only to freak out the lone pirate.

After the Fishcess was done with her prank and laughing to herself, she heard a sploosh in the water above her, as a large three-pronged spear came down and directly stabbed her! She let out a bubbled scream, then began to swim up to see what it was.

“Scuse me, the fuck?” the Fishcess inquired.

The Fishcess struggled to climb over the side of the boat for several minutes. She's wearing so many layers so it looks cool in the water, but she wasn't expecting it to be so heavy out of water. The Fishcess (eventually) got right up in the bird pirate’s face.

After she was done yelling, the bird pointed out that the fishcess was bleeding eveywhere. The Fishcess looked down at her hip and saw the wound and the blood dripping into the water. She was bleeding out real fast since she was so drunk.

The bird offered a helping hand, and the Fishcess reluctantly agreed to let the bird patch her up.

They began in awkward silence, the fishcess wasn't planning on talking, but the bird thought she should start some small talk. After a bit, the Fishcess warmed up to the bird and found out they have a lot in common. Neither of them wanted their destiny of ruling their respective kingdoms, and neither of them wanted anything to do with their current lives.

As soon as the Fishcess was patched up, she rolled over and flopped over the side of the boat.

With one last look at the bird princess, she said, “Thanks, I guess.” A second later she disappeared under the water.

As the Fishcess was swimming back home, she was replaying the situation over and over. She's a total cunt. Just like me. I think I'm in love.

Over the next week, the Fishcess would swim out every night to find the boat again. They still argued, but it was mostly good-natured now. They would talk and laugh all night, and the bird princess stayed later and later each day that passed. After a week of this, the Fishcess knew she caught feelings.

On the eighth day, valentine’s day, the Fishcess swam out to sea as usual, looking forward to seeing her lover again. Today she had a plan so that they could be together once and for all.

When the Fishcess saw the boat, she climbed on board and told the bird she had a special surprise for her. She reached out her hand and began to cast a magic spell. In an instant the bird princess began to develop gills on her neck!

“YO MY DUDE, DID YOU JUST DO SOME SICK MAGIC TRICK YO?? I GOT FUCKIN GILLS??” the bird exclaimed.

“I KNOW BRO! ITS FUCKIN RAD! We can live together underwater!” the Fishcess replied.

The bird princess looked deep into the fish’s eyes. “Hey bro?”

“Yeah bro?”

“I love you, bro,” the bird confessed.

The fish smiled. “Bro… I love you too, bro.”

They kissed passionately, and then together they flopped over the side of the boat. They brought the rum with them, and lived happily ever after underwater.


AND THATS HOW THE BISH WAS BORN <333



15.02.2024 16:48:01
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Atheista
15.02.2024 17:16:26
viscerae


PlushKlavier is my Xalentine!

 

Presenting: The tale of an android built for evil, and a heroine with a heart of gold and fists of fury.

 

[Narrator voice] Created out of spite by a mad scientist whose career failed to take off, C-ERES had one job: World domination.

 

This was no easy feat, but she'd been following all plans to the letter until Adelaine came along: the pesky heroine was constantly foiling her grand schemes, forcing her to adapt, improvise and overcome. They quickly became arch-nemeses, with a feud spanning the course of several seasons, inspiring fans to come up with absurd theories and questionable fanfiction.

 

Soon, their story would have to end and what better way to do it than a fight to end all fights... Hey, what's this?

 

[Dramatic music plays in the background]

 

Through the gunshots and the clanging of metal came a surprising solution.

"You know what..." C-ERES spat out both blood and motor oil.

 "With you here, maybe I don't need to take over the world after all."




15.02.2024 17:16:26
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15.02.2024 17:21:37
PlushKlavier

PlushKlavier
Viscerae is my Xalentine!

A tale as old as time
Good vs Evil
Hero vs Villain
One fights for peace, the other for world domination
Where there is someone up to no good, there is someone who is there to stop it
And that someone is Adelaine

For years she had been fighting small crimes to protect her city, until SHE came along, and suddenly she was now fighting to protect the entire world Adelaine and C-ERES became the talk of the town, their fights always a spectacle, and any time either of them had the chance to kill the other, for some reason they never did Adelaine was always obsessing over C-ERES' next move, C-ERES' power, the way she was built... C-ERES was on her mind every second of the day and night Today Adelaine vowed that this battle would be the last one, and after a dramatic fight where both are on the brink of defeat, C-ERES made an unexpected move, but one Adelaine had always hoped for

"...I thought you would never ask"

15.02.2024 17:21:37

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Secville
15.02.2024 22:14:54
zomdollie

 
 
 Dear diary, love was in the air for most civilians in Ximboland, February 14th as always, but not for me, I personally had no qualms with love, I just couldn't care less about dating when I'd rather be spending money on clothes or treats for Lola. Still I did decided to go out and celebrate the better version of the day, "Galentines" day, I love shopping with my friends for my friends and that's exactly what @PinkCanvas and I did (with Lola of course ♡), we had a blast at the mall! the architecture was gorgeous, like a Victorian building, the inside was glamorous filled with couture and boutiques, we had to explore them all, We spoiled ourselves today with self love and love for each other as besties, I appreciate spending time with my bff, and I can't wait for next year to do it again! ♡ ♡ ♡ 

15.02.2024 22:14:54



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Freethinkerland
16.02.2024 00:50:23
PinkCanvas

PinkCanvas
 Dear diary, I've never had such an amazing valentine's day as today! My best friend @Zomdollie and I (along with her cute little bunny) went shopping all day, celebrating our love for each other. Who says Valentine's day should only be spent with romantic partners? Why can't we celebrate how much we love our friends instead? We had a blast at the mall, buying each other clothes and trying on every item on the stores♥️ I'm so thankful I got to spend "Galentine's" day with my bff, I had the best day ever!♥️



16.02.2024 00:50:23


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Agnostica
17.02.2024 07:02:14
reivalentine

♥️ A Blessed Day at Ximboland Beach♥️

♥️ Important Credit of Outfit goes to ♥️

Marie - Right outfit (Click here to visit)

Thank you so much for the outfit! ♥️ Helped solved my outfit-block. ♥️


 reivalentine



Beautiful Valentines, another great month of every year.
Oh Dear Christmas last year, there was so much hate & despair.
But now is my favorite month of love this and many other years,
One that had let me build castles and bury little trolls.

Though work can be hard and problems be many,
Always many joys to chill at the beaches and spend time with others,
Spreading good & cheer whether be dark truths or juicy mischief,
A rewarding Bimburger or two and a couple of Mountain Dews,

Smoking a joint of various greens from the hours of 4:20,
Seeing strange lights in the skies, perhaps a few Hucows too,
Enjoying tea parties with the Arch Angel of many sweet Joys,
Ever more and many years for that sweet J's Rep as we count our 3,2,1.

Arts of various kinds, limitless whether be the experience & skills,
From sweet drawings, love letters, cards of gratitude with flowers,
Audios of romances and passions, even creative outfits of musical covers.
A joy brought forth by many individuals, no matter their differences.

Wearing my Sunday dress to the beach,
Such a tease that I even wear it to the church,
Whore and Ang Moh, such they taunt me, I worry never.
Since I carry my shovel as I bury them to their end.

Call me a whore, no matter, I choose to love all who I can.
Call me an Ang Moh, no care, I choose to bless all near me.

A red haired demon (Ang Moh), so shall I accept as I am.
YET I CHOOSE WHAT I WANT TO BE, DO AND MORE !

The hate I receive, the mockery I hear,
Love and kindness only shall I curse their days,
Like reflecting empty shells in the beach,
The skulls of hate will be buried in the sands.

Try to force a leash on me, I'll break it apart,
Turn its shards into my earrings, rings, bracelets & choker of gold.
Let them reflect my rays and dazzle my haters with sunshine.
Let my revenge be my best to live out my days and nights at my best.

Why waste time with starving haters & feeding them by words,
When I can spend time & feast with my lovers by my sides,
Looking at the best of people who I can love always,
Listening and embracing even at moments of lows.

Happy Valentines Day. ♥️
With Many Hearts. ♥️




♥️ If I may, could we have banners too please? Thank you so very much ! ♥️

Edit: Thank you to the kind people who helped to correct me. ♥️
If anymore corrections are needed, please feel free to contact me too. ♥️

You're all actually helping me and I appreciate lots for your helps. ♥️

17.02.2024 07:02:14
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Antitheocra
17.02.2024 23:58:01
Bimbo Pimp

Bimbo Pimp
SinksTears is my Xalentine!


Cupid and Psyche were finally going on their long-awaited date. As they sat together in a beautiful carriage surrounded by puffy white clouds. Cupid couldn't take his eyes off of Psyche. She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, with her radiant smile and eyes that sparkled like stars.The carriage floated effortlessly through the sky, with the wind gently tousling their hair as they gazed out at the world below. It was a perfect moment, just the two of them, free from the troubles of the world.

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17.02.2024 23:59:29
SinksTears

SinksTears
Bimbo Pimp is my Xalentine!


As they flew higher and higher, Cupid reached out to hold Psyche's hand, a gesture that made her heart flutter with happiness. She leaned in closer to him, resting her head on his shoulder as they continued their journey through the clouds.This date was just the beginning of their forever together, a love that would last for eternity.



17.02.2024 23:59:29
 
 
 

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.

What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.

The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.

What is the national flag of Ximboland?
Ximbolands Flag

When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007

What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City

How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo

What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.

What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman. Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.

How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.

What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.

I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.

What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple

How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.

Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.

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