i clicked the magic leaf and ended up here so i will stop and rant a moment because i just had to buy a vape in fucking missouri and that hoe cost me $50 for 0.5 grams of the most liquidy pale shit ive ever seen. AND three people asked my ID to get that ditch weed ass vape. meanwhile in oregon you pay $30 for a 2 gram cart that makes you fucking see auras and understand the plight of garden snails and shit.
fuck you Missouri. get real. put me out of my fucking missouri
*****as rat missionary it is my purpose to ensure that you know of our lord and savior "sweet jesus"
a lovely portrait of my date look done by
a very alluring drawing of my miss bimbo costume done by
THAT bitch ❤️❤️❤️
I have to stop smoking for a few weeks so I can pass a drug test for a job :((((( I have pretty bad mental illness and it really helps with my anxiety and eating disorders so I am struggling lmao. Does anyone have any tips on how to ease the hardships of not being able to smoke? I've been drinking a lot of tea and that seems to help a little but I'm not sure what else to do lol
Hi my beautiful ximbos! ❤ (⁎˃ᆺ˂ ) Welcome to the ninth awarding month! Good job you gorgeous people! I will reward 1 small chest each ximbo! Congratulations boos! lunaticia, Ajna, reivalentine, Kjaani and zotagada And as usual hope...
....✎ I wish to use the last announcement to thank you all for making such a wonderful community and slaying in each way possible❣︎ Spending
time with you for the whole year was a real pleasure. It was a nice
experience being Prime Bimbo...
╰⊰ Ximbo Impersonations ⊱╮ Dress up like another bimbo/himbo of your choice. It is about imitating the
style, not copying looks. The task is to look like another bimbo, not to
replicate their look from head to toe.Each ximbo has some...
So we have helper topics on the forum for Badge collection. Fight Club and Quest for Curious Badge. Can I ask if you'll be so kind as to like this forum topic to help with Reputation points. My Idea is this everyone can just add something here and...
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
How many states make up the internet republic of
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here