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420 Stoner Corner

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221
Created
22.03.2023
Author
ximboglizzy
delis
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 64735
Reputation: 21111
Posts: 724
Atheista
11.03.2024 01:16:08
delis

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11.03.2024 01:16:08
didienushka
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52337
Reputation: 17319
Posts: 221
Atheista
11.03.2024 01:19:29
didienushka

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11.03.2024 01:19:29
StoyaVelour
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11901
Reputation: 8556
Posts: 271
Atheista
15.03.2024 22:33:40
StoyaVelour

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15.03.2024 22:33:40
.~♡︎

ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 342322
Reputation: 26907
Posts: 731
Secville
17.03.2024 01:02:47
ximboglizzy

my mom is flying out for a month starting from my bday (june)-july and i genuinely cannot wait to relive my first year experience of smoking in her bathroom tub with the candles on and everything. i’m talking about just sitting there, no water LOL however maybe i’ll do a nice little bath… idk. i’m writing a final exam that day so i can definitely treat myself well if i pass heuheu…. do you guys have any places you like to smoke dope at?

another place for me is this park by my house, i avoid smoking joints though because my mom would rip my ass in half if she smelt it on me. (that’s why her flying away is lowkey exciting af LOL)

17.03.2024 01:02:47
click the magic leaf -> 
EnthusiasticNaps
Level 117
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1274072
Reputation: 86518
Posts: 1447
Reasonopia
17.03.2024 01:08:13
EnthusiasticNaps

i usually smoke in bed WITH AN ASHTRAY because death by joint bed fire would be kinda embarrassing... 

17.03.2024 01:08:13

Magalina Hagalina
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16927
Reputation: 9546
Posts: 228
Atheista
17.03.2024 16:04:33
Magalina Hagalina

i got a lil hammock in the yard. real fun smoke spot. 

but the couch is a classic too. gotta light up some incense before i smoke inside though.

17.03.2024 16:04:33
♥ musky, crusty, famously obscene-uh ♥
miss daytona
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1245
Reputation: 1080
Posts: 8
Freethinkerland
19.03.2024 13:13:58
miss daytona

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii im hiiiiiiiiiiiii <3<3<3 love you all even though i dont know a single one of your but still!!!!!!!!!!!!!! zaza make me love everybody and everything 

19.03.2024 13:13:58
XOXO MISSDAYTONA
Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274600
Reputation: 64355
Posts: 1038
Atheista
23.03.2024 12:10:08
Angel Dust

debating if i should smoke before or after i wash some dishes

23.03.2024 12:10:08
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
miss daytona
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1245
Reputation: 1080
Posts: 8
Freethinkerland
23.03.2024 12:13:03
miss daytona

definitely smoke before dishes!!!

23.03.2024 12:13:03
XOXO MISSDAYTONA
Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274600
Reputation: 64355
Posts: 1038
Atheista
23.03.2024 12:14:44
Angel Dust

thank u comrade o7

23.03.2024 12:14:44
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins

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