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Ximboland Clock

A Party political Broadcast from the Bimbo Coxervative Party (BCP, sponsored)

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60
Created
30.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160242
Reputation: 32106
Posts: 819
Atheista
05.05.2024 21:08:30
Bimbo Pimp

Do you get the idea behind me giving you an example? I was attempting to be polite, but ok.

I don't mean to offend you, but I think you may be purposely being daft. How can you not see the connection between founding the U.S and founding Ximboland? It is still founding... Ximboland = bimbos. Glad you understand the difference between online and offline.



05.05.2024 21:08:30
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
05.05.2024 21:51:45
SweetasNuts parody

Who knew it so hard for level 36 ot go from legal alien to xitizen
Judging You Annoyed GIF - Judging You Annoyed GIFs

05.05.2024 21:51:45
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39923
Reputation: 18467
Posts: 413
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 22:18:28
KittyOnyx

So sorry i don't live online.. im not really here for the lore, im here for friends and in that plan doesn't include some citizenship 

05.05.2024 22:18:28
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 84032
Reputation: 7361
Posts: 364
Antitheocra
05.05.2024 22:36:07
CarCrashBimbo

Well.  We tried Kitty.  That’s all we can do.  

Plan R Engaged.

05.05.2024 22:36:07
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July. 

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160242
Reputation: 32106
Posts: 819
Atheista
05.05.2024 22:42:43
Bimbo Pimp

We sure did, always have a backup plan!




05.05.2024 22:42:43
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
06.05.2024 01:26:27
SweetasNuts parody

i understand some xitizens are simple and have harder time doing what others find easy. just remember to keep trying
KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)
So sorry i don't live online.. im not really here for the lore, im here for friends and in that plan doesn't include some citizenship


06.05.2024 01:26:27
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39923
Reputation: 18467
Posts: 413
Freethinkerland
06.05.2024 16:14:03
KittyOnyx

Still better than pretending to be someone all day every day lol

06.05.2024 16:14:03
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160242
Reputation: 32106
Posts: 819
Atheista
06.05.2024 22:41:02
Bimbo Pimp

SweetP  O=  You pretending to be someone else? Who?!! Tell me right this minute! I won't stand for this!



06.05.2024 22:41:02
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5535
Posts: 241
Atheista
08.05.2024 00:40:48
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)
So sorry i don't live online.. im not really here for the lore, im here for friends and in that plan doesn't include some citizenship
Say hello to your  Congolese dad and cry harder

08.05.2024 00:40:48
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
08.05.2024 15:29:03
SweetasNuts parody

I like to hold an air of mystery. kitty is so jealous because her SweetasNuts outfit is just horrendous
Bimbo Pimp
wrote: (original post HERE)
SweetP O= You pretending to be someone else? Who?!! Tell me right this minute! I won't stand for this!


08.05.2024 15:29:03
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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