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SweetasNuts parody
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13.05.2024 23:00:17
SweetasNuts parody

yet she is on trial for with 2 accounts combined posts in arena. was this topic in arena? because if it was you have no right to move it unless she gave you permission since it her topic. are your overstepping again and moderating arena. you deem it rolepay yet not moved to theatre

13.05.2024 23:00:17
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

Level 73
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14.05.2024 04:30:08

I moved it to the Bimboland National Gallery and Theatre. I meant to have it moved to this place in the first place I just got it confused with Haute Coffee Shop. Here it shall remain. The entire point of Katie putting it in the Xemocracy Arena was for it to evade censorship which is not the way it even works. Since Katie's posts contain a large amount of false information masquerading as fanfiction and roleplay in general, I figure it's best to put it here. 

14.05.2024 04:30:08
Jack Hammer
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14.05.2024 14:02:12
Jack Hammer


14.05.2024 14:02:12
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14.05.2024 16:34:11

I don't mind that this thread was re-categorized. 
It is just another challenge...adapt or die?
Each new admin can make the forum look and feel however they want.
You can even unpin the Slayyycast thread if you think that gives little ol' me too much "power" or visibility.

Back to the original topic - I still think that Miss Bimbo's Xemocracy idea has a shot...I'm being optimistic.
A Standup Comedy Club would be a good start.

14.05.2024 16:34:11
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7447
Reputation: 6179
Posts: 421
14.05.2024 17:30:48
SweetasNuts parody

give her a clap people for effort in trying but needin help to get it right. almost had it halu!
so you abuse power you shouldnt have since prime ximbo is to entertain no moderate in moving/moderating arena that is supposed to be safe from you. if anything that is something you should talk to Miss Bimbo or SweetasNuts about first since you broke teh rules. so now we have to worry about prime ximbo moving topics so they can censor and moderate us!

14.05.2024 17:30:48
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

Cunning Linguist
Level 74
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 59045
Posts: 181
15.05.2024 17:03:13
Cunning Linguist

oh my god you guys are so fucking annoying. I thought this would've died by now, but apparently no one here has a life. y'all are sounding more fox news by the day & it's cringe as hell. this is why i dont fw the forums anymore....

15.05.2024 17:03:13

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