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“I hear Katie’s in trouble.  Seal the base.  Plan R.”

Katie’s Adventures in Bimboland: Act III Scene 4: Xonservative Manifesto

"I will lead this myself by creating humorous alt government accounts and humorous rules/laws and posts."

Scene 3:  Content Creator Corner

Scene 2: The Scrapbook


Scene 1:

  I tottered towards my destiny in my most practical Manolo Blahnik four inch heels and my most sensible Emporio Armani separates, with a total conviction I was finally about to begin my real Bimbo life. Looking back from where I stand today, it was just as well I didn’t take the time to fully consider the road that lay ahead, and all the dangers and uncertainties it held. If I had, I might never have found the courage to take this crucial first step, and Miss Bimbo and the beautiful Republic of Bimboland might never have become reality, but remained forever a beautiful dream.  

  One of the toughest lessons in life is learning which bridges to cross and which to burn. That afternoon, I knew exactly which bridge I needed to burn: the hundred yard wooden one spanning the River Ingens, the town on one side and the railway station on the other, that would now forever separate me from the horrors of my past.  As the train to Stockholm pulled out of Ingenstans station, I bade this past a warm farewell, turning to bask in the heat of a pyrotechnic display that already blazed high into the early summer sky. What a spectacle a carelessly tossed match and some strategically placed kindling could make! This burning down of the bridge was my not so small revenge for the small-mindedness of my home town, for the misery of my childhood, the indifference of my parents and for my mother’s and my sister’s burning to ashes of my early Bimbo dreams.

  The heat from those flames was so intense it must surely have warmed the cheeks of Finnish and Norwegian border guards a hundred miles from Ingnestans. I wondered - for just a moment - whether the whole glowing spectacle would be visible from space, and from the orbiting rockets my parents had devoted their lives to helping launch into that great dark yonder. Then I pushed the thought out of my tiny Bimbo mind, reapplied my lipstick and contemplated my glorious Bimbo future.


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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here


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