Day 114 - Ximboland is all about POWER
Slayto: "Katie, isn't Ximboland all about Fashion?"
Well...it was...now it looks like it's all about power...
"What does that mean for our future?"
It means we are in for a rough ride, Slayto. Get prepared.
Day 113 - Politics in Ximboland
I'm not sure what is going on at the moment...
thankfully there is a game to play til things get sorted out by the politicos!
Day 112 - Back to the Book - Ch23...Slag?
A Power outage was able get me past Chapter 14...
and all the way to chapter 23.
Slayto: “You mean the electricity was out and you had nothing left to do but finally pick up a book and read it?”
Yeah…that’s another way of putting it…
But I’m glad I did.
Day 111 - Holy crap! Number 9!
Day 110 - Hump Day Crazes - Moo!
Slayto
and I think the Hump Day crazes are just the thing to get us through
the second half of the week. This weeks’ graphic is icing on the
cake…whipped cream on the Strawberry Shake!
UPDATE: The equation has been solved. Answer will be posted in the Slayyycast tomorrow.
Day 108 - "Katie! Are you a furbie now?"
Looks like I am...
Day 107 - Who does that?!
Day 106 - OMG!
Added "Cindy's Sex Shop" our new "exploratory" area of the forum.
Slayto: " Is that...?"
No. It's a different "Cindy". Let's find her!
For previous days' entries of this "Act 2 Year 2" portion of the Diary go to the Archive section above <333
"Every Day...is a 'Slayyyyyy Hair Day'."
“I saw where you came from, I called out your name, but there was no answer.”
…I miss you...Mom and Dad...
Day 105 - The forum just had a Slaytastic Update! Mooooooo!
Day 104 - "We Do Better!" Bimburger CEO responds
Day 103 - Love fills the air in Bimboland…
Day 102 - BimBurger!
Day 101 - Slayto, turned to stone and forgotten, is reborn by Xod and Ximboland:
Day 100
Day 99 - The Day Before 100 and Mrs<Redacted>
*************<redacted>**************
Day 98 - The Oaths keep rolling in...
...and they are inspiring and fun to see.
Slayto: "Katie...are you tearing up again?"
No I'm not!
[Slayto side eye smirk]
Day 97 - The Battle of The Bands
Day 96 - The Ximboland Pulitzer
Slayto: "Katie, have your read HoneyBee's latest interview?"
Yes. I just finished reading it. It is verrrryyyy interesting!
"She will probably win an award for that one."
A KSLA/Slayyycast Pulitzer, perhaps
"Hmmm...you mean The Slaylitzer? That award hasn't been seen in years!"
Day 95 - The Miracle on Mount Reason
Day 94 - Tremors...
Slayto: "Katie, did you feel that? The house just shook."
Yes. It was just a tremor.
"Does that mean there is going to be an earthquake?"
I don't know...
Day 93 - The Oath and a New Dawn
I, Katie Boutique, swear by Almighty Xod that, by being a Bimbo citizen, I am faithful and will continue to bear true allegiance to Her Bimbohighness, President
Sindy Laarson, Miss Bimbo, according to the
Fashionable Republic of Ximboland's Constitution, The Code of The Duelslayer, and Slayto.
Day 92 - …tick tock…
Day 91 - The 2024 February Duels have arrived...
Day 90 - Ximboland in Space
Slayto: “Omg Katie have you seen this?”
Yes. It is glorious.
Day 89 - Wowsies! The Master Builder…
Slayto: “Katie! Sachem is from our state!”
I know. Isn’t that awesome!
…and I think he knows who the greatest ruler is too…look at those IDs…
Day 88 - Think you can’t afford to level up during a craze?
I wonder what’s in all this stuff…
Day 87 - Scrapbook
Slayto: “Katie, I saved this for your scrapbook.”
Thanks Slayto. You are my sweetheart.
Day 86 - The Hidden Gem of Bimboland: BLArchaeology Finds a Treasure
and there's much more...
Day 85 - The Ximboland Battle Royal is Underway…
Day 84 - Confirmed
Day 83! The Debate Convention Center Is Open now til Election Day!
Day 82 - The Debate Lineup
Day 81 - Diet. Melon. Soda. Can.
Day 80 - Senator Katie’s Manifesto and Prime Bimbo Electoral Program
Slayto: ”omg…you didn’t!”
Well…I said I was going to write one. So I wrote it in the election programme box.
“But…does that mean you are running?”
You mean have I ticked the box? The red check mark?
Yes! Of course that’s what I mean! Did you? Katieeeeeee!
Good night Slayto. Big day tomorrow.
Day 79 - Sunday Night Ximboland Cafe After Hours Snack and Chat
Slayto: "Your painting needs some Bimbos, Katie"
Agree. Coming right up...
Day 78 - This Week’s Debate Winner: Money - Oktubre
Slayto: “That was funny!”
Funny? I just tried it and it worked!
Day 77 - Leaked! Flatlands Band to headline Inauguration Gala at Pink House Palace.
Another leak: The event is going to be hosted by Carditrina Bimbotrovsky
Day 76 - TV Show Host: Shroomm
Welcome to the world of TV Show Hosting, Shroommy!
Day 75 - The Ximdependent Party Manifesto
Day 74 - Holy schnikes!
Day 73 - PXFC Scandal! Holy @#$% - The ButterfLice Singularity!
ButterfIy wrote:
Just wanted to bring this back. Still think copying looks is disgusting as hell, personally.
MuffyMinx's High Fashion Outfit:
AuntieLice's PXFC Outfit:
EdibleGoats' Profile (no category) Outfit:
Comment, ButterfLice?
Those are exact copies. The only thing changed is the skin color.
Day 72 - Announcing Katie's Ximdependent Party
"Where independence meets interdependence...on ximbos."
Day 71 - "..facts delivered though fantasies and roleplay are a big part of..."
Slayto: "Katie, have you noticed a pleasant calm has descended over Ximbolandia?"
Yes I have.
"What do you think caused it?"
Well, simply put...SweetasNuts put-slayyyed the Singularity.
"Can you translate that into English?"
Sure. It will be in my Electoral Manifesto.
"Full speed ahead Katie?"
Full speed ahead, kiddo.
Day 70
Day 69 - “Which state is ours again?”
Day 68 - Showcasing Viscerae - WOW!
Graphic by Gemima - never seen anything like this before...
Day 67 - Prime Ximbo Election Propaganda Poster #1
Day 66 - The Morning After The Night Before - Chapter 6
"Looking back from where I stand today, it was just as well I didn’t take the time to fully consider the road that lay ahead, and all the dangers and uncertainties it held. If I had, I might never have found the courage to take this crucial first step, and Miss Bimbo and the beautiful Republic of Bimboland might never have become reality, but remained forever a beautiful dream.
"One of the toughest lessons in life is learning which bridges to cross and which to burn. That afternoon, I knew exactly which bridge I needed to burn: the hundred yard wooden one spanning the River Ingens, the town on one side and the railway station on the other, that would now forever separate me from the horrors of my past.
"As the train to Stockholm pulled out of Ingenstans station, I bade this past a warm farewell, turning to bask in the heat of a pyrotechnic display that already blazed high into the early summer sky. What a spectacle a carelessly tossed match and some strategically placed kindling could make! This burning down of the bridge was my not so small revenge for the small-mindedness of my home town, for the misery of my childhood, the indifference of my parents and for my mother’s and my sister’s burning to ashes of my early Bimbo dreams.
"The heat from those flames was so intense it must surely have warmed the cheeks of Finnish and Norwegian border guards a hundred miles from Ingnestans. I wondered - for just a moment - whether the whole glowing spectacle would be visible from space, and from the orbiting rockets my parents had devoted their lives to helping launch into that great dark yonder. Then I pushed the thought out of my tiny Bimbo mind, reapplied my lipstick and contemplated my glorious Bimbo future."
Sindy Laarson and the Fashionable republic of Ximboland: The story of the worlds most fashionable nation (pp. 44-45). Kindle Edition.
Day 65 - Cold Case...Reopened! The Murder of Sindy Bimbo...
Gemima and Detective Dad are getting to the bottom of this unsolved Ximboland "murder".
The KSLA News team has sprung into action, and we are on our way to The City University Hospital to look through their records and perhaps interview a doctor or nurse who was there during that time...omg!
Day 64 - Favorite things to do…
Slayto: “Katie, what’s your favorite thing to do?”
Why, play this game of course.
”What’s your second favorite thing to do?”
My second favorite thing to do…?
…Go over to YouTube and watch HaloBear play it.
Day 63 - Who Spied On Me?
Day 62
Slayto: "Katie, do you think you can get us to do the Shuffle Dance together on the Newsroom floor?"
Day 61 - Official Launch of The Ximboland Slayyycast
Day 60 - under construction…stand by
Day 58 - Who is this?
When I click on “show posts”…my computer, iPad…locks up. There are too many to load.
Day 57 - Prison Watch…
……waiting……
Day 56 - Do you think there are no Lawyers in Ximboland? Bimbos with Brains!
Day 55 - Omg…the PXFC just got crashed by a…ESCAPEE ALERT!
Day 53 - Duels Lunacy 101
Day 52 - My New Shop is Open and I'm taking your orders:
Day 51 - …this is very confusing…
Day 50 - Senators and 10x PB Election Votes
1-17. I will also allow ALL senators to stand for election in the
state and Prime Bimbo elections. Finally to reward their loyalty I will
award all senators the power of having 10 x votes in elections versus 1 x
vote for normal citizens. Meaning a senators vote counts for 10 votes.
Senators are our VIBs (very important bimbos) and must be protected as
such because in turn it is they who will safeguard us from tyranny and
bad governance.
This will not work - scrap 1-17:
Current Senatorships - 94
Athiesta - 30 = 300 votes
FTL - 21 = 210 votes
Antitheocra - 16 = 160 votes
Agnostica - 10 = 100 votes
Secville - 10 = 100 votes
Reasonopia - 6 = 60 votes
The bottom three will never win an election.
Day 49 - SweetAsNuts' Manifesto (Complete)
Summary of SweetAsNuts' Manifesto and Proposed Changes:
1-1.
I will launch a new right leaning political party called the
Xonservative Bimbo Party. This party will champion the traditional Bimbo
values of casual sex, boob/penis enlargement, freedom of speech and
fabulous fabulous fashion.
1-2. With the help of fellow
conservative and right leaning Bimbos I will update the constitution and
make it relevant in modern day Ximboland.
1-3. I promise to cut
the laws around hate speech and ensure that freedom of speech is
protected in Ximboland whilst respecting the fundamentals of our
constitution ie we believe that personal liberty must be combined with
social responsibility.
1-4. I promise that real Bimbo patriots
(left and right) will never be exiled or executed. Opposition and
differences of opinion will always exist but I will never banish true
bimbo patriots away from their homeland. I believe in prison and
rehabilitation rather than exile.
1-5. I will encourage and call
for increased personal strength and robustness amongst all Bimbos. For
too long Ximbos have believed that the way to deal with people that are
socially annoying is to exile or execute them. No longer will that be
the case. I call for Bimbos to galvanize their inner steel recognize
that we must put up with and tolerate Ximbos even if we dislike them.
1-6.
I promise to prioritize super fashion in Ximboland once again. We were
founded by the most beautiful and stylish woman that ever lived and
together we are the most beautiful and fashionable people the world has
ever known. However for too long now there have been too many ugly
Ximbos with poor fashion taste amongst us. I promise to enforce stylish
fashion and will go as far as banishing all Ximbos with poor fashion
taste (to the USA - where they will fit in and truly belong).
1-7.
I will overhaul the ‘forum’ including renaming it the ‘Town square’,
removing dead sections and remove the red ‘down votes’ thus encouraging
people to speak out and be positive. I will add a private ‘fashion
police’ headquarters. I will ask my Fashion police to add ‘Government
notes’ to any controversial post in bold/italic rather than
censor/delete any messages. We are adult Bimbos here and dont need
censoring.
My new layout for the Town Square will follow at the end of my manifesto*.
1-8.
I will create a new politics/senate section. This section will hold
special presidential status in that Miss Bimbo will ratify its own SET
of rules that no political party can change after future elections eg
that place will have freedom of speech Presidentially protected and
nothing will be censored except foul words and threats of violence. This
section will hold open and honest discussions about the government,
politics, debates, manifestos etc I will start a weekly debate in there
as well as hold Prime Bimbos question time
1-9. I will lift the
ban on alt accounts and thus create the phenomenon of ‘vote farming’.Alt
accounts cause nothing but negativity and confusion. Our democracy is
safeguarded by the fact that only ‘real’ Bimbos whom have made it to
level 21 have earned the right to vote. If someone has enough energy and
time to create alt accounts and then take that bimbo all the way to
level 21 just to get 1 vote then so be it,. Good on them - in my view
that shows some real conservative values of hard work and dedication. I
nickname that vote farming and in my view vote farming is the lesser of 2
evils. The other evil being banning alts and thus placing a heavy
burden on the government not to mention the temptation to abuse ones
positions.
Vote farming will be legal on Ximboland ie creating an account just for the purpose of gaining 1 extra vote.
1-10.
I will implement captchas and 2 step authentication to protect our
democracy and ensure that only manual accounts that have reached level
21 can vote. Together we will win the war against bots and cheats.
1-11.
During my term I will overhaul Ximbolands and the town hall rules. Our
current rules were written for a fledgling and vulnerable baby bimbo
democracy. We have now grown up into a young bimbo democracy. We still
have a long way to go but new rules are needed to reflect our new found
confidence and robustness. Proposed rules follow my manifesto in
appendices *
I will always uphold the values of our constitution and
put Miss Bimbo and Ximboland first before myself and before any personal
petty political squabbles. ‘Bimbos before bickering’ will be my slogan.
I will sign an oath of allegiance to Miss Bimbo and Ximboland upon
entering office
1-12. I will implement clear divisions between
the Pink House and Boob Palace eg the Pink House will remain the PBs
official residence and office. Only ministers and fashion police
personally appointed by the PB will be allowed access. State ministers
by default will not have access to the pink house and furthermore state
ministers can NOT also act as Fashion Police at the same time. Anyone
working for the President/Boob Palace will sign a clear allegiance to
Miss Bimbo and will have a clear code of conduct ie they must remain
politically neutral and will not be permitted to join any Ximboiland
related sites off of Miss Bimbo. They must remain professional, neutral
and outside of party politics at all times.
1-13. I will overhaul the design of Ximboland to have a more modern and adult aesthetic
1-14. I will overhaul the ‘relationship’/loves proposal system
1-15.
I will support and encourage the President's amnesty on exiled loyal
bimbos. I will support their integration back into Bimbo society by
making sure they are aware of their roles and responsibilities as Bimbo
citizens.
1-16. I recognize that senators are our most important
Ximbos. They are our lifeblood and they should be rewarded more. If I am
elected I promise to make the following changes for senators. Firstly
all senators will be protected from being exiled. Only for committing
the most heinous crimes eg threats of violence and treason. And even
then they will be only be exiled when their case has been through 3
rounds of approval eg Prime Bimbo > Lord Justice Minister >
Presidents Legal council.
1-17. I will also allow ALL senators to
stand for election in the state and Prime Bimbo elections. Finally to
reward their loyalty I will award all senators the power of having 10 x
votes in elections versus 1 x vote for normal citizens. Meaning a
senators vote counts for 10 votes. Senators are our VIBs (very important
bimbos) and must be protected as such because in turn it is they who
will safeguard us from tyranny and bad governance. .
1-18. I will
further empower state ministers by giving them senator status and
meaning this is a way that non paying Ximbos can also reach senators
status/ the top of Ximboland without paying should anyone not have the
funds.. State ministers will have their own state houses eg The Purple
House, the Orange House, The Turquoise house, The Yellow House
(secville) etc
1-19. I will share any money received during my
time as Prime Ximbo with my fashion police and fellow government
ministers so that its not just me who is financially rewarded.
1-20.
I recognize that being Prime Bimbo is a great privilege and I will do
my best to represent Ximboland on the world stage by asking myself and
my foreign secretary to post daily on twitter.
1-21. I will open
up the electoral system by allowing ALL senators to stand for election
to become PB as long as they have been senators for at least 3
consecutive months prior to the election.
1-22. I will cut the
length of Presidential terms from 4 months to 2 months and extend the
number of terms a Prime Bimbo can serve from 3 maximum to 6 maximum.
1-23.
I will actively encourage others to stand against me and I wont be
afraid of the opposition. A healthy democracy is a place where
opposition is encouraged and fostered. If no one stands against me then I
fully accept our democracy is failing and thus support the notion of
our President Miss Bimbo taking over once again
1-24. I will
actively encourage all Ximbos who can afford it to become senators. The
more paying senators we have then the more money we have in the treasury
to reimburse our government and improve Ximboland. Senators are the
VIBs of Ximboland - the ones whom make it tick. I will focus on
increasing the number count of senators to around 1000
1-25. I
recognize that a great way to improve Ximboland is to increase the
economic output of all Ximbos citizens. Therefore I will push Boob
Palace to develop and create ‘creators’ eg the ability for every Bimbo
to make money and sell their content to others should they wish. As well
as introducing a ‘news feed’ to bring you the latest news from
Ximboland and the wider world in your profile plus the ability to follow
other ximbos you admire.
1-26. I believe that every Ximbo should
have their own home. I will push Boob Palace to develop the ability for
each and every Ximbo to be able to buy their own home
1-27. I will simplify, update and clarify the powers that all Ximbos will hold/ At end of manifesto *
1-28.
Finally I promise I will leave Ximboland in a better place than when I
found it. I will step down after my term and hand over power to the new
incumbent. I will be there to support the new incumbent after my term
ends and will put Ximboland before party rivalry as per our
constitution. I fully respect the rights of my incumbent to repeal and
change my laws as per their manifesto and to take Ximboland in their own
direction eg politically further to the left/right whatever the case
may be. I will always remain a loyal Ximbo citizen whomever is in power
and whatever may happen in Ximbolands future.
Thank you for listening to me and please vote for me - Sweetasnuts
the new Xonservative Bimbo Party candidate on Feb 1st 2024
2. My proposed new Town Square - Forum layout:
2-1. Government Quarters >
a. Announcements from Boob Palace
b. Announcements from the Pink House
c. The Pink House Office (new private section accessible/readable to PH/PB and fashion police only)
d. The Senate - manifestos, politics and elections
e. Bimboland Court - all punishments to be recorded here publicly
2-2. Public Buildings >
a. The Coffee Shop - Breaking news and general discussion
b. The Founders Inn Pub - Wit, games and Bimboic frivolity
c. The Nines - fashion show and shop - Fashion contests
d. Bimboland National Gallery and Theatre
e. The Sex Shop - adult xxx conversations, dating and love
f. Immigration Office - Help and advice for new arrivals
2-3. State Town halls >
a. Antitheocra Town Hall
b. Atheista Town Hall
c. Agnostica Town Hall
d. Freethinkerland Town Hall
e. Reasonopia Town Hall
f. Secville Town hall
3. My proposed new Forum/Town Square rules will be altered to -
Do
not forget that our Bimbo democracy is fragile and that the freedom to
speak is our best weapon in defending our democracy. Therefore freedom
of speech must be defended at all costs.
Town square Rules - Forum
3-1
The Town square is the melting pot and meeting place of our democracy.
Anything goes so please bring your best Bimbo selves and keep your big
bimbo panties on.
3-2 More than 1 account per Ximbo is ok
3-3
Freedom of speech is the bedrock of democracy. Feel free to exercise
and defend this right but expect to be punished if you threaten/incite
violence or commit treason against the independent state known as the
Fashionable republic of Ximboland.
3-4 Please treat your fellow
Ximbos with respect. The electorate are watching so if you are an ass
you will not be voted in or reach a leadership position in Ximboland.
3-5
Freedom of speech does not mean the freedom to be a complete anarchic
asshole (on the right) or a sanctimonious virtue signaling asshole (on
the left) If you are a persistent asshole then you will may well be
thrown into jail for breaching the peace of Ximboland.
3-6 A
breach of peace jail term can be issued by the government/fashion police
at their complete discretion and is usually reserved for using the most
grievous and filthy language such as the use of foul and abusive
racial/sexual slurs or for being a persistent and consistent ass. As
well as dressing ugly.
3-7 A breach of peace jail term should be
used sparingly and not be issued simply for questioning, mocking,
undermining, disagreeing, abusing, insulting or offending another Ximbo.
It should be reserved for serious persistent shithousery and is used at
the personal discretion of the elected government/PB and fashion
police.
3-8 Here in Ximboland we trust our elected
representatives to act in good faith and to keep the peace and keep the
style as they see fit. The ability to serve justice and jail other
Bimbos is a right the government have earned at the ballot box and we
all must respect their decisions as final.
3-9 The President/Boob
Palace will not intervene in government affairs and fully trust your
elected government. We have to accept that and trust that we have enough
levers in place to protect Ximboland and ensure that the voice of the
people is always heard should tyranny or ineffective government ever
find its way to power.
3-10 The levers in place to protect
Ximboland from tyranny include empowering senators by protecting them
from being exiled and giving them 10 x voting powers and allowing them
all to stand for PB, 2 month government terms, a maximum of 3 weeks jail
time for all Ximbos, Presidential pardons, allowing alt accounts, a
specially protected ‘politics’ section of the Town square and by
ensuring that bots cant vote. Only manual accounts that have reached
level 21 can vote and the use of captchas and 2 step authentication
ensures the war against bots/cheats is won.
3-11 The Fashion
police are selected because of their good character and fantastic
fashion sense. If the fashion police discover any poorly styled Ximbos
then please expect some fashion advice. Poor fashion and ugly Bimbos
will not be tolerated and may result in jailterm. Lets ‘make Bimboland
stylish again’.
3-12 The Town Square language is English
3-13 All punishments will be shared in public via the Ximboland court. Warnings will not
3-14 You can report a user or post - persistent reporting may result in jail time
3-15
Breaking news, gossip and fun and interesting stuff, memes and posts
including NSFW content are positively encouraged. We are an adult site .
Explicit porn and genitalia are not allowed.
4. My proposed updated powers:
4-1 Prime Bimbo -
Town Square Tools (move, edit, delete, Town hall ban - 1/3/5/21 days , pin posts, post more than once in a row)
Exile tool - to exile enemies of the state
Jailing tool - to jail every Bimbo inc senators 1/3/5/21 days
Power to add crazes
Power to add PXFC theme
Power to see reports using FP mailman
Gifting tool
Ability to post and manage in the private Pink House section of the Town Square
Ability to appoint and remove government ministers and fashion police
Ability to communicate directly with the President
4-2 Fashion Police
Town Square Tools (move, edit, delete, Town square ban - 1/3/5/21 days , pin posts, post more than once in a row)
Jailing tool - to jail every Bimbo inc senators 1/3/5 days
4-3 State Ministers
Jailing tool in their state only 1/3/5 days
Receiving messages if anyone in their state are reported
Gifting tool
Power to change state ideology
Ability to promote state town hall news in overall Town Square
05.01.2024 13:35:42
Day
48 - Moderator Training Symposium this Sunday afternoon at The City
Library Lounge with terminals in the Internet Cafe. Remote hosting
available: contact Library staff. Topics covered include...
Day 47 - …just overheard in the Break Time break room over by the water cooler…
Day 46 - Ximboland vs The Flatlands
Seminar led by Slayto: The City Library Conference Room - Wednesday Night 8pm
Day 45 - Ximboland Political Structure could be Authoritarianism
Democracy has apparently given way to Dynastic Nepotism which is no different.
This is from Chapter 11 of The Book
Looks
like it is time to experiment with one of those other forms of
governing…so Miss Bimbo taking over by Executive Bimbo Fiat is totally
legal and appropriate.
Day 44 - New Counting and Chat thread: Duels Chat and Count
https://ximbo.land/forum/the-duels-chat-and-count/t14147
This is a place for all things duels, with a count up thrown in for fun.
Take a Duel, or three, then come here and tell everyone about it.
Who'd you get? What outfit were they wearing? How many Cups did they serve?
Post screenshots, Tell everyone your strat...do you use your alarm?
Spill your guts. These are The Duels...not backgammon...oh yea...then count.
If you have nothing to say, and just want the stat, then just count.
Like this:
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Day 43 - WTF ?
Day 42 - Analysis of the Democracy Failures thread : City Library Sunday Night Internet Cafe
Day 41
Slayto: "Katie, do you think you can win a Prime Bimbo election?"
No. But it could be fun to practice "electioneering"…which I hate.
"What's that?"
Oh,,,I’m not really sure. I think a really long programme is the key to winning people over.
"Do you think anyone will read it?"
No.
Day
40 - Senator Rank #32 - Katie and Slayto. That's right...where I go
she goes. All the Way to The Senate Floor...as the Top Ranking
Reasonopian Senator for all of 2024.
Day 39 - Message From the Top 5 Duelsalyyyers of January 2024
See that? That’s an omen. Come on, Duelers. Bring your heat. We got the meat.
Day 38 - The Parody of Miss Bimbo and The FTL Dynasty
Posting this "picture" to my fun Diary defiles it, me and Ximboland. I will be removing it once the point of it is no longer necessary.
This is My Ximboland 2024:
Long Live The Code:
Long Live The Republic:
Long Live Reason, Beauty, and Truth
Happy Newslayyy Year.
Day 37 - Ximboland Classified Ads
*****I have an open F*ck-buddy Slot.*****
Slayto: "Katie, it's called an "In love with" slot."
Not any more.
Day 36
Slayto: “Merry Christmas Katie. I love you.”
I love you too Slayto. Merry Christmas
Day 35 - The Light Appears
Slayto: "Omg Katie, did you see what just happened!?"
Yes. A light appeared through the fog.
"It is a Christmas Miracle!"
Indeed.
Day 34 - Katie released from the Fashion Jail
I have been pardoned by the Oracle of Mount Reason.
The Gods are Merciful.
I have arrived home with my Golden Twin Slayto.
It's Christmas Eve, and time to put the presents under the Tree.
Day 33 - Fashion Jail: Day 2
……@#$&……
Day 32 - The Fashion Jail
I am in the Fashion Jail underneath The City Library.
My sentence is for 3 days. You can visit me in the Library chat.
The Internet cafe upstairs brings me bread and water.
Merry Christmas, Slayto.
Day 31 - Christmas Duels! Part II
Day 30 - Snoots! Christmas Duels!
Day 29
It’s Showtime.
Day 27- Katie and Slayto's [new] State Ideologies
Economics: Free Market Capitalism
Institution: Acropolis University (atop Mount Reason)
Sport: Sucking Zeus' dick and eating Aphrodite's pussy
..to be continued..
Day 26
The Contest has concluded and a winner has been declared. Congrats!
Day 25 - ANNOUNCEMENT!
You must copy and paste "The Bimboland Manifesto", in it's entirety, in Miss Bimbo's Forum Thread, located here:
Miss Bimbo is NOT eligible to participate.
Good luck, citizens.
Slayto and Katie.
Day 24
Slayto: "Katie, I love your new Christmas Outfit. You look like Minister of the Fire Department."
"Indeed, Slayto darling. Indeed...
...oh...and here's your mail."
Day 23
No Fav List is complete without Snooks and Snoots...
Day 22
Day 21
Slayto: "Katie...are you going blonde for Year two?"
I'm thinking about it. Or pink. I'm kind of in a manic pink phase...I'm hoping it will pass quickly...but blonde...I think light brown would be nice...
"Well maybe this is the year to experiment. I say go for it."
Hmmmmm...I kinda like that idea.
Day 20
Slayto: “Katie, you are up to something…”
No I’m not…
”Yes you are! I can see it in your face! You are brimming from ear to ear!”
Nope! Nothin goin on…kinda…
“I knew it. Spill!”
Slayto,
do you remember the movie War Games? Remember the final battle of Tic
Tac Toe? What was the trick they used to send the machine into a
self-fulfilling feedback loop that ended the nuclear threat?
”Number of players = 0”
Precisely! They got the machine to battle itself.
”Omg…you didn’t….”
Christmas is coming Slayto. Put on your best outfit.
Day 19 - The Ximboland Post Office
”…rumor
has it…The Ximboland Postal Service will be issuing its first stamp,
with the portrait of Miss Bimbo, and a face value of One Bimbo Dollar
(1B$), in 2024. Tune in to KSLA, your #1 Source for the Latest Local
island News…”
Slayto: “Katie, did you hear that? A stamp!”
Wow Sla…I bet it will be a collectible!
Day 18 - PrincessPixie
Slayto: "Katie...has you seen Pixie's stats?"
Yeah. They are mindblowing. 339 favorite Ximbos. Talk about selfless.
"Do you think she will be Prime Ximbo one day?"
No. She will be Prime Empress of
❤️Planet Ximbo❤️, once it is built.
Day 17 - “…thinking outside the box.”
Whoa!
Day 16 - PXFC Part 2
“Katie, if you were to pick an outfit fight category for this outfit, what would it be?”
Well hon, outfit fight categories are a specialty.
They can often overlap into other more broad, or specific th…HOLY SCHNIKOWITZ!
Day 15 - PXFC
Slayto, come have a look at this…
Omg Katie…that face!
Yes. World Class.
Day 14 - The Library
"The City Library offers a range of services including books for hire, meeting rooms and internet cafe and
various evening classes."
Meeting Rooms. Internet Cafe. Evening Classes.
A whole new world to explore...and this is just The Library.
Slayto: "But Katie...Those things are not real."
"Are you sure?"
"Well...I'm kinda not sure about anything."
"Bingo. Let's see the Librarian and try to book a meeting room. She stopped glaring at me and is sorting books on her cart..."
Day 13
Ximboland feels deserted. Let’s go down to the beach and make a bonfire.
Day 12
Reasonopia Island
Katie’s Cave - where the red arrow points to
The Four Outliers - The places Ximbolandians left behind.
Day 11
Slayto: "Katie, you wanna know something?"
Sure Slayto. What is it?
"Pixie is a 100% Bestie."
I know! And so are you, my dear.
Day 10
Slayto: Katie! Wake up! Something is going on behind the scenes...Katie!"
What is it hon?
"I don't know for sure..."
Ok. I'll have a look around. In the meantime...stay quiet.
Day 10.5 Update:
Katie just left an Easter egg somewhere in the game. Where is it?
Where are Katie and Slayto for the next two hours? If you find it
before it disappears, say so in the comments section below.
Day 9
"Katie...what's up with your fitness points?"
I enjoy going to the gym, working out, staying fit, healthy, and thin, darling.
"Well...it's paying off. Are we going back to the Library today? Last night was fun."
Not today. I'm at Katie's Law Office looking up land purchase and leasing rules for our Island.
"Find anything interesting?"
No. We'll g back to the Library tonight. I still have the key.
Day 8
Welcome
to Kribby and Shroom…some new faces in that relationship category to
supercharge Act 2, Year 2. Of course, my fondest Huggs to Breezy and
Boobumbo…who are still on my fav list. Kribby and Shroom put in some
hard work in The State War, and, well, who cannot love that! So…I
wonder what else is in the News today around Ximboland? Maybe…THIS!
“Reasonopia Duelslayyyers eye top three spots in the Monthly Duels -
November 2023”…
Slayto! Wake up! Put on some clothes! We’re going to the library!
Katie…it’s the middle of the night…did you find something?
Come on. I have the Librarian’s key. We’re going into the catacomb. Yes. I found something.
Day 7
Slayto: "Katie...whatcha doin"?
"Oh...stuff..."
"Been busy?"
"Not really...just chillaxin in the cave..."
"You still need to hire an "architect"?
"Well...let's
go looking for a vacant store front on the island first. If there is
nothing suitable we'll get the parcel and build"
"Should I fire up the SlayyytoCopter?"
"I think we will need a car for this...do we have one?"
"No."
"Then put on your tennis shoes. We'll go for a nice long tour of the island...on foot. Bring your camera."
Day 2
"I saw where you came from, I called out your name, but there was no answer."
Lines On My Face - Peter Slayyympton
Day 1.1 - State Wars
Slayto:
"Katie, I know you are all excited and everything, but maybe you should
wait the whole 10 days and see how exhausted you are then, and then
maybe you will change your mind about wanting the Wars to go on...for a
whole month!"
"Yeah...maybe you're right. I'm already
exhausted...maybe it's only 10 days for a reason. I'll just relax and
go with the flow."
That's my girl. And Yes...I am right. I am always right."
"okiedokie...(eye roll)"
Day 1 - The 200 Levelers
Slayto: "Katie, the 200 Levelers are comin' for you."
"Well lookie there. Have you ever seen anything like that before, Slayto?"
"If you haven't, I haven't Katie. And I haven't...so..."
"And look at Becca...smack dab in the middle of them. She a Reasonopian, ya know."
"Yes, I know sweetie"
Let ACT 2 commence - Katie's Ximboland Diary - Day 0 - October 23, 2023
This diary is about to embark on Year 2 of Katie's Adventures in Ximboland.
It is time.
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Janeze321
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KirstyD8
- 10529 points
Sandi Lut
- 10206 points
Eligor
- 9996 points
AnastazjaNadia
- 9651 points
Jake Gyllenhaal
- 9543 points
Spiffyfunpants
- 8868 points
SilentlyScreaming
- 1211 points
pixelboy
- 1041 points
Shine.Bren
- 1040 points
rzenskaa
- 115 points
Nyvielz
- 114 points
CinnamonAndSunshine
- 204 points
beetheximbo2
- 50 points
liza 5
- 40 points
SinksTears
- 39 points
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