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[Agnostica & Freethinkerland exclusive] Murder in Ximboland!

Category
The Runway
Posts
42
Created
04.10.2022
Author
Dye96
Dye96
Level 237
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11320470
Reputation: 296150
Posts: 2350
Freethinkerland
04.10.2022 19:45:36
Dye96

It all started on a sunny day – I was just minding my business, having a coffee, reading a book, when it happened... Out of nowhere, a group of criminals tried to take down Freethinkerland’s State Minister! Yes, you read that right – it looks like a certain other State Minister couldn’t get enough of her power and alongside with her citizens, tried to take me down for real. Which state you might wonder? Them crazy monkeys – Agnostica!
L and her criminals need to be caught and punished. Us, as Freethinkers, must be sure to keep order and peace at all costs. Since I was about to be JFK, we need to find Oswald & co. Welcome to Murder in Ximboland!



Theme:
•   Agnostica: dress up as criminals – don’t even try to deny it!
•   Freethinkerland: dress up as policemen/ detectives – you need to bring justice to light!

Examples:
Agnostica - criminals/killers & Freethinkerland - detective/police


Rules:
•   This contest is Agnostica & Freethinkerland exclusive – players from other states are welcome, but won’t be places for prizes;
•   The contest starts on the 5th of October 00:00 BL time and ends on the 9th of October, 23:59 BL time;
•   You need to have a short back-up story and follow your state’s theme;
•   Your entry must not break any site or forum rule, otherwise you’ll be disqualified.

Prizes:
1st place - 200 diamonds, medium chest per state winner
2nd place - 150 diamonds, small chest per state winner
3rd place - 100 diamonds, 1 lottery ticket per state winner


04.10.2022 19:45:36
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lillyfee
Level 163
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3444900
Reputation: 395595
Posts: 7429
Freethinkerland
05.10.2022 05:29:19
lillyfee

Moved from "New fashion contest!", originally posted at 2022-10-05 05:26:24
lillyfee

05.10.2022 05:29:19
Janeze321
Level 151
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2715059
Reputation: 655673
Posts: 10734
Freethinkerland
05.10.2022 06:16:33
Janeze321

Detective Jazzy is undercover. She is looking out for those criminal monkeys. The surveillance unit has tracked them and it's up to Jazzy to keep eyes on them and work out what they're up to in this building.

Janeze321

05.10.2022 06:16:33
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
bitchohencho
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22669
Reputation: 15415
Posts: 34
Freethinkerland
05.10.2022 10:22:39
bitchohencho

As the clock strikes late at night, a shadow can be seen at the corner of one's eye. Who, or what could it be? A stray? a gust of wind? Or... an dedicated woman, gone unnamed for long? With her quick wits and manipulative strengths, any criminal or wrongdoer would be caught in her web within moments.

bitchohencho

05.10.2022 10:22:39



Tiara Lavander
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 94473
Reputation: 35600
Posts: 105
Freethinkerland
05.10.2022 14:40:52
Tiara Lavander

It was supposed to be an exotic vacation but Mrs.Kirby instantly knew that there is something deeply wrong with that young man who approached her while leaving the cruise ship. The Evil never sleeps. She felt it in her bones.
Tiara Lavander 


05.10.2022 14:40:52
cannabisbimbo
Level 118
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1311330
Reputation: 78322
Posts: 198
Freethinkerland
05.10.2022 15:45:03
cannabisbimbo


Trailing the tip of my gun down his cheek and down his chest, his handcuffs rattling against the metal chair as he struggles. “We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Who sold you that quarter ounce of weed?” He exhales frustrated and exhausted, sweat dripping into his eye, “Officer…..lady, you’re fckin crazy….I already told you….. the weed was already in the glovebox when I rented the car!” And I clock him across the face with the heel of my gun. “Ok so the hard way then….” And I straddle his lap and tug the back of his hair to look up at me….

BZZZZZ……BZZZZZ…..BZZZZZZ…….my work phone lights up and vibrates on the bedside table. I ignore it. I haven’t had a night off in weeks! I grab his chin and warn the taser is next if he doesn’t take me to his drug lord.

BZZZZZ……BZZZZZ…..BZZZZZZ…..I drop my head on his shoulder, “DAMMIT!” I get up and grab the phone “WHAT?!!!” And I clear my throat, “Uhhh, I mean…..you’ve got Lieutenant Cannabis.” I smile at my date and hold up a finger and mouth “sorry just a minute.” Something about an attempted homicide….. “Ok, you need me to come in right now? I’m ummmm….kind of in the middle of something…..uhhh huh…..State Minister……domestic terrorism…….shit, ok give me 20 minutes.” I stand up, grab my coat. He says “Oh come on!! I was just about to confess!” And I kiss him “sorry, babe. I’ll be back in a couple of hours. Better have your alibi ready by the time I get back!”


05.10.2022 15:45:03
fuckheadcuntface
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 61246
Reputation: 35959
Posts: 124
Agnostica
05.10.2022 21:08:24
fuckheadcuntface

fuckheadcuntface

Bimbo assassin who always sells herself to the highest bidder. PhD in shooting people til they're dead

05.10.2022 21:08:24
archen
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19662
Reputation: 11352
Posts: 42
Agnostica
05.10.2022 21:28:56
archen

archen

L our boss, calls me up one day.
"You've heard of the Freethinkerland Minister?"
My gut coils.
"Of course."
"You know what to do..."

It's a nasty world, you know. Making ends meet is harder than ever, but with my job it's more fun than ever too. And by the Gods won't I look good doing it.

(an elven warrior in a world that has no need for honor, or swords for that matter.)


05.10.2022 21:28:56
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zotagada
Level 174
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4158831
Reputation: 37823
Posts: 723
Agnostica
05.10.2022 21:37:12
zotagada

zotagada
Raised in a family of assassins, she has never known anything but to kill. She blends with the shadows; targets unaware until she strikes. Thousands had lost their lives to her knives, her ability to wield and attack in one swift motion can not be surpassed. 

The mission L had given her -to kill the Freethinkerland Minister- was like any other.

Too easy.  

05.10.2022 21:37:12



meowrrrrrrrrr >:3
Amanda-losia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270645
Reputation: 61850
Posts: 358
Agnostica
06.10.2022 00:36:32
Amanda-losia

Amanda-losia

06.10.2022 00:36:32
A-L 

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