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Avoid SM (Atheista edition)

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309
Created
07.06.2022
Author
Andromache
NICHE SYNDROME
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 596201
Reputation: 75990
Posts: 1196
Atheista
10.06.2022 02:09:25
NICHE SYNDROME

what are you guys' favorite songs atm? i'm obsessed with eleven by ive!

10.06.2022 02:09:25
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
spo0n
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7032
Reputation: 6502
Posts: 141
Atheista
10.06.2022 03:10:28
spo0n

I'm actually behind 12 books on my reading goal this year, what a coincidence!

10.06.2022 03:10:28
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BabyChey_xx
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 53575
Reputation: 31662
Posts: 217
Atheista
10.06.2022 18:01:26
BabyChey_xx

Fun fact: the next Friday the 13th won’t occur til January of next year!

10.06.2022 18:01:26
Do what will bring you joy 
Andromache
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11657
Reputation: 7816
Posts: 155
Atheista
11.06.2022 15:31:12
Andromache

Oh wow, fourteen replies! That's a lot!

11.06.2022 15:31:12
If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna- look over there!
NICHE SYNDROME
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 596201
Reputation: 75990
Posts: 1196
Atheista
11.06.2022 17:41:20
NICHE SYNDROME

i woke up around fifteen minutes ago... i think ill go back to sleep

11.06.2022 17:41:20
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
Blecky89
Level 234
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10799670
Reputation: 761897
Posts: 25861
Freethinkerland
11.06.2022 18:57:06
Blecky89

If we talk about songs Sixteen by Ellie Goulding was on my playlist for quite a long time. 

NICHE SYNDROME
wrote:
what are you guys' favorite songs atm? i'm obsessed with eleven by ive!


11.06.2022 18:57:06
    
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168101
Reputation: 78513
Posts: 2452
Secville
11.06.2022 19:56:36
AuntieLice

Winona Ryder was only seventeen when the minor attracted infividual, Johnny Depp, started dating her

11.06.2022 19:56:36
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Torchik
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14365
Reputation: 8614
Posts: 10
Atheista
13.06.2022 17:35:09
Torchik

In the manga Diabolo, the characters possessed by the devil will turn into inhuman beasts at the age of eighteen, because it's 6^3
How edgy is that shit??

13.06.2022 17:35:09
I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.
RyleeBread
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3223
Reputation: 2648
Posts: 293
Atheista
29.06.2022 23:58:20
RyleeBread

people might not want kids hearing about that... maybe it should be 19+

29.06.2022 23:58:20
"I thought I came but I peed on the dick" - Sun Tzu, Art of War
_Vivian_
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6354
Reputation: 5199
Posts: 104
Atheista
01.07.2022 03:11:51
_Vivian_

The year is 2022.

01.07.2022 03:11:51
xoxo she/they queen

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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