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Constitutional crisis

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128
Created
07.02.2020
Author
Miss Bimbo
Fat Snatch Boone
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16021
Reputation: 11247
Posts: 28
Atheista
07.02.2020 21:20:39
Fat Snatch Boone

you posted cringe, you're going to loose subscriber, etc. 

07.02.2020 21:20:39
Ex Machina
Level 121
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1400010
Reputation: 85089
Posts: 1563
Atheista
07.02.2020 21:20:43
Ex Machina

Also - you want malicious compliance?  Because this is how you get malicious compliance.  

All bimbos migrate to a single state. 

The "constitutional crisis" is of your own making.  Based on your own post, things were ”working fine".  The power grab and redistribution of representation is a joke a fifth grader could spot.  Why can't you?

07.02.2020 21:20:43
Enjoy your life.  Living angry is a waste of time. 
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B-A
Level 119
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1317102
Reputation: 138723
Posts: 1721
Atheista
07.02.2020 21:26:23
B-A

Reassure me, an immature teenager (*) hacked the accounts of the game owners....


(*)Ok, it could be a childish adult


07.02.2020 21:26:23
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Fat Snatch Boone
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16021
Reputation: 11247
Posts: 28
Atheista
07.02.2020 21:37:16
Fat Snatch Boone

For real though, I think the main issue that people had with the last election is that all the players in the new Prime Bimbo's state got bonuses, which is 1) unfair to people in states who didn't have a minister run, 2) will encourage people to only vote for their own state minister, and 3) make it so the bigger states will be more likely to have their minister win. Yikes

07.02.2020 21:37:16
Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382055
Reputation: 171808
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
07.02.2020 21:44:50
Vita Brevis

Wow, what an inspirational speech. It inspired me to cancel my subscription and never spend another penny on this game. I encourage others to do the same.

07.02.2020 21:44:50
Audrey12345
Level 260
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17053286
Reputation: 111935
Posts: 453
Antitheocra
07.02.2020 21:55:44
Audrey12345

I can’t believe someone who cares for this game would come up and declare such nonesense.. honestly where is your mind right now? Humble yourself and LISTEN to what the actual active players are saying for Christ’s sake!

07.02.2020 21:55:44
blackcherrychip
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14270
Reputation: 8082
Posts: 45
Atheista
07.02.2020 22:04:05
blackcherrychip

Fat Snatch Boone wrote:
the main issue that people had with the last election is that all the players in the new Prime Bimbo's state got bonuses, which is 1) unfair to people in states who didn't have a minister run, 2) will encourage people to only vote for their own state minister, and 3) make it so the bigger states will be more likely to have their minister win.
Exactly! The "fix" that was just provided seems totally unrelated to the real issue. The only way I can see out of this is matching Atheista's bonus for all other houses, and moving from an oligarchy to an actually democratically elected government by removing the subscription requirement.

I also wouldn't mind an apology for the sheer gall of today's announcement.


07.02.2020 22:04:05
meerkat
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50077
Reputation: 28306
Posts: 1021
Atheista
07.02.2020 22:05:12
meerkat

you've used "modernise" a few times. you know what's a great, "modern" way to make things that has really taken off in the last few years? community backed projects! which is kind of the only option for your specific project to work. so maybe listening to your community would be an idea.

07.02.2020 22:05:12

drosera
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16141
Reputation: 11542
Posts: 17
Antitheocra
07.02.2020 22:49:11
drosera

I'm so confused by the most recent announcement. We were talking previously about how the prime bimbo elections should be MORE fair by making it LESS about which state you reside in but now it's going to be EXCLUSIVELY that? How does that make it fairer? It makes it less! Now the small states have NO chance! Ridiculous.

07.02.2020 22:49:11
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honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885848
Reputation: 139959
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
07.02.2020 22:50:22
honorscollege

Funny how this shows exactly how powerless the PB is. The democratically elected PB has taken a stand against this policy and yet she is not being listened too.

Here are my ideas to improve participation: 
Instead of giving users of the winning state bonuses, give all state ministers the bonuses to increase interest in running for state minister.Have state ministers run on the platforms for debates so users can choose a candidate they like best in some meaningful way BESIDE some vague aspirational bimboland program that everyone knows isn't going to happen (especially since state minsters don't even have the appearance of power the way the PB does) or else, have the SM candidates promote their ideologies in some other new way.Promote each SM's ideology in the forums after each election. Encourage users to change states to match which SM's ideology they like the most. Make switching states cheaper so users have the opportunity to do this if they wish. 

07.02.2020 22:50:22
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