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Coxervatve Party - Ministerial code of conduct

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Xemocracy Arena
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Created
19.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
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Posts: 726
Atheista
19.04.2024 12:12:14
SweetasNuts

       Coxervativce Party - Ministerial code of conduct

Coxervative Ministers of Ximboland are expected to maintain high standards of behaviour and to behave in a way that upholds the highest standards of propriety.

We are the party that stands for the traditional Bimbo values of sexy fashion, casual sex, freedom of speech, boob/penis enlargement and entertainment. Please remember that at all times and do not get lost in governance.

We are the only party that stands up and defends Bimbo fashion. This means you need to adhere to Coxervative party dress standards such revealing sexy clothes, expensive branded wear, well manicured bodies only. Gothic, grungy and dark clothes as well as tattoos and piercings are highly discouraged and may lead to your expulsion from the party/ministerial position.  Please remember we are the FASHIONABLE republic of Ximboland and its our duty to lead by example.

We are the only party that stands up for freedom of speech here in Ximboland. As such it is expected that you put freedom of speech at the centre of your personal beliefs. This means you need to be robust in your arguments and be able to withstand personal conflict. Complaining about ‘hate crime’ is unbecoming of a Coxervative minister and is something we leave to the Xemocract/Xabour/Xibertarian parties to squabble about.

The principle of collective responsibility requires that Coxervative Ministers should be able to express their views frankly in expectation that they can argue freely in private while maintaining a united front when decisions have been reached. This in turn requires that the privacy of opinions expressed in the Pink House offices, including in e-mail correspondence, should be maintained.

Unlike the other parties we are the only party that cares for ALL Ximbos across the whole political spectrum. The Coxervative party aligns with our Ximboland constitution and believes that personal Ximbo liberty must be combined with social responsibility. We must protect the weakest Ximbos in society and thats why we are empowering our Minister if Justice to make examples of wrongdoings and to speak out when they see Ximbos doing wrong. Public trials are a good thing - the other parties shy away from public trials - but not us. It is important you also believe that ‘peace is not the absence of war - its the presence of justice’.



19.04.2024 12:12:14

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10255
Posts: 726
Atheista
19.04.2024 12:15:09
SweetasNuts

In light of my recent job advertisements and before I announce my new ministers I wanted to share with you our new Ministerial code of conduct.
All Coxervative ministers will be obliged to agree to them before entering office. 

Yours,
Sweetasnutus
Prime Ximbo and leader of the Bimbo Coxervative party (BCP) 

19.04.2024 12:15:09

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 5535
Posts: 241
Atheista
19.04.2024 12:34:12
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Great speech Mister SweetasNuts

19.04.2024 12:34:12
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Gemima1984
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Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 59469
Posts: 1981
Atheista
19.04.2024 13:25:07
Gemima1984

Will you knock it off with the constant pop ups, it's incredibly irritating.

19.04.2024 13:25:07
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5535
Posts: 241
Atheista
19.04.2024 13:35:07
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

It is only irritating for incredibly irritable UX, SUX and DUX like you

19.04.2024 13:35:07
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Daphnee_Mino
Level 30
Status: Senator
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Reputation: 20298
Posts: 520
Agnostica
19.04.2024 13:49:49
Daphnee_Mino

boy hush

19.04.2024 13:49:49

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5535
Posts: 241
Atheista
19.04.2024 13:58:28
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

That is ridiculous!
You FaTQIA+ UX, SUX and DUX are in extreme need for validation . It only shows your  deficiencies

19.04.2024 13:58:28
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 6152
Posts: 421
Atheista
19.04.2024 14:38:13
SweetasNuts parody

They cant help themselves my twin they need to be seen because they are desperate for attention. no one wants to see or hear these UXfattys

19.04.2024 14:38:13
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
bk5781
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7341
Reputation: 6135
Posts: 16
Atheista
19.04.2024 16:15:48
bk5781

>"freedom of speech"
>no goth fashion
youre killing your own website

19.04.2024 16:15:48
Zionists fuck off! Free Palestine!
lana del rage
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Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 35216
Posts: 164
Atheista
19.04.2024 16:30:35
lana del rage

this is so pathetic what the hell are you trying to do with this website you're ruining everything

19.04.2024 16:30:35

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