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Created
22.04.2024
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Miss Bimbo
CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 84032
Reputation: 7361
Posts: 364
Antitheocra
22.04.2024 17:59:23
CarCrashBimbo

KittyOnyx wrote:
CarCrashBimbo wrote:
What's your beef with Katie, Kitty? 
List them: I'm curious what actions she has done to make you hate her guts
as much as you hate SweetasNuts.
I asked the same thing to get when she said they're was more to my trial
I think there was more to it as well.  
Your option is to either agree with that or not.  
Then see what you can do...creatively?  
Is that in your wheelhouse?
like the hypocritical "i can post x but you can't post x".
You can post "x" all day long.  This forum is wide open under my "ACAB/ACAB" oversight...for 9 more days.
If you both would like to habe a discussion with me, you know where to find me.
We'll have the discussion right out in the open.  Your call.  Let us have it.
Private conversations rob the community of insight into what makes any certain Bimbo tick.
I've always welcomed Chris to a private conversation, he just refuses to take it.
I would refuse to take it as well.  
There is nothing I would say to you privately that I couldn't say here...and I hope visa versa?
I also do think i could do a better job as pb than both of them combined
Maybe you could...but I doubt it. 
but i don't meet the requirements of 90 day sub and
Most do not.  I think the new requirements are beneficial to Ximboland going forward.
Vote for Katie.  She likes you...even though you hate her.
there's no way I'm paying you to be apart of the government.
You remaining a just player and a forum participant is just fine.

CC





22.04.2024 17:59:23
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July. 

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39964
Reputation: 18491
Posts: 417
Freethinkerland
22.04.2024 18:50:51
KittyOnyx

SweetasNuts wrote:
If you pay $30 USD for a 90 day senatorship and win to become PB you will make 20/30x your investment back at least.
And if you are as good as you think you are then you will make even more
I'll only donate to you if it goes straight to blightys charity. You don't deserve shit.put it towards those orphans you mocked or those Indian women you hate. 


22.04.2024 18:50:51
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10256
Posts: 726
Atheista
22.04.2024 19:42:50
SweetasNuts

For someone whom hates me/Ximboland so much you do seem to spend a lot of time in my sphere of influence. 
If only you could put so much energy into an actual positive endeavour eg becoming pb and doing good for your fellow Ximbos ? 

22.04.2024 19:42:50

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 141440
Reputation: 6788
Posts: 224
Freethinkerland
22.04.2024 20:15:28
Slayyyocrates

Kitty, you might want to try and exit The Flatlands and enter Ximboland.
The two are mutually exclusive.  At least for the most part.
I don't know how to coax you into doing that.  
Maybe you will just give it a try for a couple of your next posts.

Maybe your anger can't be sorted out either.  Your call.

I'd put you on the far left of that Group Graphic Katie posted.
The Number 1...or -1 perhaps?
It would be great if you had a name for your particular Political Party.

What's the first name that pops into your head?



22.04.2024 20:15:28
Slayyyocrates for Prime Bimbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού
KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39964
Reputation: 18491
Posts: 417
Freethinkerland
22.04.2024 21:25:47
KittyOnyx

Im a full blooded red bleeding republican :) of that's what you need to know
Chris i offered your charity money and you see that as a personal attack? Weird

22.04.2024 21:25:47
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
kojar
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2648865
Reputation: 41820
Posts: 783
Secville
22.04.2024 21:29:39
kojar

SweetasNuts wrote:

Oh dear! perhaps you think you can do a better job?

kojar
wrote:
great question miss bimbo!! i would like the following traits in a prime ximbo
not a cisgender man (annoying+the irrational/emotional sex) over 45 (out of touch) with 3 kids (too many kids to have time for being PX) who wants to dictate fashion (annoying) 
if 1 of these apply i can deal but i will actively avoid voting anyone who fits 2 or more
thank u for asking<3

sorry? i was just answering the presidents question, why are u turning to catty hysterics?

u should go do the dishes, more useful than being drama queen..

22.04.2024 21:29:39


craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806510
Reputation: 322947
Posts: 1658
Agnostica
22.04.2024 21:36:21
craigslist-stripper

Miss Bimbo wrote:
Ximboland has been a democracy and online for 10 years already and will be online for another 100 years + hopefully ie long after we are all dead and beyond and so therefore we need calm long term thinking and stable leaders whom are able to look to the future and recognise themselves as part of something bigger than their own immediate and selfish needs.  
love how calm and stable this onslaught of words is. very reassuring 

22.04.2024 21:36:21

KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39964
Reputation: 18491
Posts: 417
Freethinkerland
22.04.2024 21:38:35
KittyOnyx

Also again since you breezed by it; i am trying to help XL, but without paying you. Wouldn't you want your charity to get a new donation? I'll donate the senatorship money. That way we both win, you get your charity some more money and i technically don't feed into your wallet. 

22.04.2024 21:38:35
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Theodora Dee
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63511
Reputation: 21370
Posts: 659
Secville
22.04.2024 22:24:29
Theodora Dee

hello, i don't really log on to the game anymore but i still wanted to ask, why is sandi lut still not included in the post?

22.04.2024 22:24:29

ShortFry
Level 17
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3473
Reputation: 2389
Posts: 23
Atheista
23.04.2024 01:35:46
ShortFry

CarCrashBimbo wrote:
Miss Bimbo (Sindi Laarsen) and SweetasNuts are two different characters.
I am working on a plan to make that a bit more noticeable.
For the moment...see if you can suspend Flatland Reality
And look at Miss Bimbo as her own person, Sindy Laarsen.

If that is impossible at this stage don't worry. 
The Government thread is working on this.

CCB

I'm not 100% sure if it is true, but I've heard both accounts are run by the same person, and doesn't it kinda seem odd and unfair that the person who is also president, which is already the most powerful position on this website, can also be elected for the prime ximbo (the second most powerful position) as well? if both accounts are in power isn't this more of a dictatorship than a democracy? yes as you said they might be two different characters, but they are still run/played by the SAME person. this is rlly my only problem with sweetasnuts being prime ximbo.

23.04.2024 01:35:46
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