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22.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
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Atheista
23.04.2024 21:15:35
SweetasNuts

No I am afraid we dont have the coding capability to be able to spend time doing that so you will need to be a senator like every one else running 

KittyOnyx
wrote: (original post HERE)
SweetasNuts wrote: (original post HERE)Thats very generous of you if you are being serious. You can donate here: https://www.goodsamaritanorphanage.org.uk/ Please FAO Ratnam and mention Chris KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)Also again since...


23.04.2024 21:15:35

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


KittyOnyx
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Freethinkerland
23.04.2024 21:47:43
KittyOnyx

I thought we were doing a trade but alrighty

23.04.2024 21:47:43
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
SweetasNuts
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Atheista
23.04.2024 21:59:35
SweetasNuts

KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)
CarCrashBimbo wrote:If you both would like to habe a discussion with me, you know where to find me. We'll have the discussion right out in the open. Your call. Let us have it. Private conversations rob the community of insight into what makes any...

KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)
CarCrashBimbo wrote:If you both would like to habe a discussion with me, you know where to find me. We'll have the discussion right out in the open. Your call. Let us have it. Private conversations rob the community of insight into what makes any...

1) our voices do not matter at all. We all have several suggestions that ge ignored, or straight up just forgotten. Can't speak for everyone but i know a good part of us are annoyed because nothing has been updated in a while. Us as a userbase enjoy the new clothes and the new themes, which we havent seen much of either in a few months. Other than the valentines day collection, i cannot remember another recent time where the clothes shop or anything else was updated.

Not sure I agree with this. Things are changing around here all the time. We have limited resources and so have to do our best. Personally I am putting the republics needs before any individual Ximbos needs.


2) we want more crazes. I think we can all agree having bonuses helps out a lot, and the surprise of not knowing whats coming is thrilling. Id like to see more community building through this. We get online more when we know theres a craze coming.

Yes agreed. Cherri was a lot better than me at this . I have neglected it as have been meaning to start a craze or 2 but other things have gotten in the way.
My guidance for new Pbs would be to follow Cherris lead and have crazes every 5/6 days or so eg 15 per PB term. And make them funny and use memes etc have some banter  

3) literal bullying. I cannot express how disgusted i am with that weird friend of your thats obsessed with genitals. Being playful towards each other is great, but literal exclusion of anyone shouldnt be acceptable. Im not saying we need a fortified group of mods or something, but there needs to be actual punishments for constant harassment, especially if it comes from someone who we cant block like admins.


From now on your recourse to take action against anyone whom you deem necessary is to put them on trial to be judged by the senators in the Ximboland court. Furthermore we are considering allowing punishments to be in the form of removing either

a) Bimbos dollars
b) sex appeal
c) reputation

from the guilty bimbo. Should they be found guilty by the senators.
PBs will not have the power to read reports, edit words or ban Ximbos.
Only Sylvie/we will have that power.






4) going back to bullying, fashion police is stupid and excluding. Look, we are all mostly adults here. I think if you had a system of a consenual roast session would be fun, and people would participate. Logging on one day to find your avatar on trial isnt it, if its just over yout motherfucking clothes. What a stupid idea - have clothes in the clothes shop where youll get in trouble if you mix them! why even have categories on our avatars if we cannot use them without fearing a trial? I promiseeeee chris people will consenually sign up. Make their punishment like a little button they have to wear for a while or make them dress in a clown suit for a day. Something productive that again the community can really get together on.


coming soon - Minister iof Fashion is organising and all ministers can roast/provide feedback

5) bullying part III i dont like how you talk to people. calling people wenches and idiots are not ok if you expect us to pay you to unlock perks. I have adblock on so i could be wrong but you dont do ads in the game, right? So we are your income source for this website. We keep the lights on. Biting the hand that feeds hurts more in the longrun when people stop wanting to keep the lights on.

I am not sure I have ever used the word wench but I reserve the right to call an idiot an idiot

6) alts. they should be banned from voting but i can agree with using alts just to play and fight. But they should have no interaction with voting because this sways elections and gives some people 2, 3, 4 votes while others only get 1. There is a way to code this into the system.

Senators have x 10 votes so thats how we counteract that issue.

7)Stop moaning about lgbt. I am a God fearing republican who doesnt subscribe to any of the idealogy i see on here. However, i know we have to love the sinner, not the sin. You can hate people all you fucking want quietly, but when you start getting public, expect backlash. "bimbo"ism and the whole dressup aspect of the website is right up lgbt alley; drag, hyper feminism, the ability to hide in a screen a be a person you want to be, its all very ingrained into lgbt culture. you cannot just exclude certain people just because you dont like them lol

I don't believe I have ever moaned about lgbt . You may be getting me confused with the many parody accounts


8) i simply just dont like katies hair tbh thats about the only thing i dislike about her. that and how much of a dickrider she is for you. the reason i begrudge her run for office is because i know every policy she will pass will just be your policies said on another account


Well stand up and enter office yourself then

9) you cant be a hypocrite. If you or your friends do x, you cant moan about someone else doing x. Either believe in freedom of speech without repruccussions or enact freedom of speech within regulations. You cannot have both.

Freedom of speech is the priority but freedom of speech is not limitless eg threats of violence or inciting violence are rightly punished

10) i kinda think the sub prices are just a little high but i also dont know how much it costs to run this website so i cant bitch about that too badly. i also dont think you should have to be a paying member to be in government

Its important the leaders are invested and serious. I have learnt that people whom pay money are invested longer term and less likely to be short term, dramatic and reactive


Thats about it! Did i miss anything, anyone? Feel free to add. I hope you listen Chris but knowing you, you don't care.



23.04.2024 21:59:35

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


CarCrashBimbo
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Antitheocra
23.04.2024 23:36:14
CarCrashBimbo

Quote:

2) we want more crazes. I think we can all agree having bonuses helps out a lot, and the surprise of not knowing whats coming is thrilling. Id like to see more community building through this. We get online more when we know theres a craze coming.

Yes agreed. Cherri was a lot better than me at this . I have neglected it as have been meaning to start a craze or 2 but other things have gotten in the way.
My guidance for new Pbs would be to follow Cherris lead and have crazes every 5/6 days or so eg 15 per PB term. And make them funny and use memes etc have some banter “

Reply:

Cherri’s Hump Day Craze idea was brilliant.
Katie even wrote a theme song for it and was going to put it on YouTube and Spotify.
So my vote is for sticking with the Mid Week Hump Day Crazes.


23.04.2024 23:36:14
What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

bxdcherri
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Reasonopia
24.04.2024 11:39:27
bxdcherri

Aw that would’ve been great! Especially since Katie was going to be my MoFA, that would’ve been very fitting. 

I’d like to add, it’s very unclear who is quoting what here. Im seeing the “original post here” but the actual quotes seem to just be in with the rest of the writing, it’s very hard to follow. 

24.04.2024 11:39:27

Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
24.04.2024 22:38:59
Sandi Lut

Dear Carcrash, the Hump Day Craze was not Cheri's idea if I remember correctly. To my knowledge that was Blecky's idea


24.04.2024 22:38:59
Happiness is inside yourself

CarCrashBimbo
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Status: Senator
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Antitheocra
25.04.2024 03:01:52
CarCrashBimbo

This weekend should be busy at the Coffee Shop.  
I’m working there and at the New Senate Bar.  Double Shifts.  

25.04.2024 03:01:52
What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

KatieBoutique
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Reasonopia
25.04.2024 03:20:38
KatieBoutique

It was Cherri’s idea to have a HUMP DAY CRAZE…sorry for shouting.

As we used to have a small one every Monday during Bleckys term, I'm also thinking of doing the same thing but rather than it be a Monday craze, it could be a Hump day craze (Wednesday). What do we think?

25.04.2024 03:20:38

bxdcherri
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Posts: 1926
Reasonopia
25.04.2024 09:25:17
bxdcherri

I think the first PB to do crazes each week was Lilly and it was at the weekend, then Blecky continued the tradition but moved it to Monday, I continued the tradition and moved it to a Wednesday and called it the hump day craze. I think Bleckys was called cheer up Monday or something similar.

Katie I think its a great idea to continue the tradition of weekly crazes and I'm happy for you to use hump day if you wish lol, the title amuses my small brain 

25.04.2024 09:25:17

Sandi Lut
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Status: Senator
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Antitheocra
25.04.2024 14:36:03
Sandi Lut

Yeah my bad, i get things mixed up sometimes :)

25.04.2024 14:36:03
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