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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

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498
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274620
Reputation: 64400
Posts: 1038
Atheista
26.12.2019 00:07:53
Angel Dust

my circadian rhythm has been an absolute mess, i keep forgetting to eat, and i've been getting headaches a lot more frequently. i also keep forgetting to take my melatonin. i've been completely unmotivated. ughhhghgghhghhhh. like i do have brain problems but i can't help but think all of it is my fault.

26.12.2019 00:07:53
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
THE WIZARD KING
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3654
Reputation: 2788
Posts: 4
Atheista
26.12.2019 08:52:26
THE WIZARD KING

im having a nice week i just wanted to say hi

26.12.2019 08:52:26
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
Katja Von Muschi
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16048
Reputation: 10488
Posts: 101
Atheista
27.12.2019 18:53:21
Katja Von Muschi

I completely relate to the GPA-related feelings. I’m a senior in college about to enter my last semester. Just got all As and a B+, and the B+ highkey bummed me out. I’ve even been going through the process of becoming more anti-academic-overachiever-y over the past few years, and nevertheless, the guilt/disappointment still gets me. 

However, it really just gets me because I f*ckin HATED the class I got a B+ in and dreaded dragging myself out of bed twice a week for it. It was an advertising class, an elective I had to choose for my Communications major, which I also hate but tolerate because I just have to get an undergrad degree.

I double relate to you on the topic of w33d. I actually quit in January this year because I started smoking late 2017 (because my shitty, cheating, emotionally abusive ex insisted that I smoke with him) and then  throughout 2018. I started smoking to try and numb the pain he put me through for months, but it was only hindering my ability to feel, process, and move on from my negative emotions and trauma. Smoking was definitely making it harder to remember things, function, and grow as a person, and I’ve gotten like 1000% better since I quit. The damage is not irreversible, I promise. Quitting was a huge gift to myself. I’m a very different person than who I was a year ago, and I only continue to get better over time.

In terms of where I’m at now, I’m just trying to really patch up any damage from past trauma from childhood and college and become the most confident person I can be. It’s hard not to get discouraged or depressed, so I just let those emotions come and go sometimes. But I’ve found that counseling, exercise, and lots of honest self-reflection time has been really really helpful.

Sorry for writing a novel here. I’m just really thankful that you made this post. Best wishes to you and everyone else who reads this <3 xx

27.12.2019 18:53:21

BeatriceVelvet
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13567
Reputation: 8998
Posts: 56
Atheista
29.12.2019 09:38:47
BeatriceVelvet

I'm currently working as an au pair in a country an ocean away from where I was born and I want to go home sooo bad. I really dislike child care as a job, I HATE living with my employers even if they are nice people, and I regret putting my life and my educational and career goals on hold for a year because I wanted to get better at a language and some cheap travel. 

I only have 6 moths till the contract is done and then I'm getting the fuck out of here. 

29.12.2019 09:38:47
Simone De Beauvoir
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 663
Reputation: 738
Posts: 3
Atheista
29.12.2019 19:55:01
Simone De Beauvoir

this year i fucked up my future because i couldnt pass any of my classes in uni (i was living the dream studying at the uni of the capital city of my country, one of the bests in europe) because depression+shitty flatmates who treated me like s* and took advantage of my age to treat me badly+anxiety+being really alone and far away from home.

now in my home depressed as fuck watching how everyone keeps moving foward and im just here just....vibing with no money to pay uni

29.12.2019 19:55:01
gay rights!
PeePeena CaCarina
Level 26
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 12887
Reputation: 9732
Posts: 12
Atheista
30.12.2019 15:32:00
PeePeena CaCarina

Im gay as fuck and dont have any friends even online. Im failing school and all im doing is drawing weeb shit and watchin JoJo. I wanna scream but it would scare my cats soooooo what it do baybeeeeeeeee

30.12.2019 15:32:00
*kisses you on the lips* *kisses you on the lips* <_<.   >_> *kisses you on the li

Spacey
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8762
Reputation: 5273
Posts: 30
Atheista
30.12.2019 21:50:48
Spacey

my cat's been missing for like two weeks, and tons of other sucky stuff is going on but i can't stop worrying about him, especially with new year's so close

30.12.2019 21:50:48
Gothava
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7598
Reputation: 5727
Posts: 55
Atheista
03.01.2020 04:24:27
Gothava

I've been feeling weird, some traumatic memories have been coming up and i've been a bit sad about that. Other than that I'm doing ok! I'm doing my job and making that moniiee!!!

03.01.2020 04:24:27
#plsmeat
 
Vantablack
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1473
Reputation: 1433
Posts: 2
Atheista
05.01.2020 01:41:24
Vantablack

cant lie i am doing epically i am controlling my diet much better than i used to (i lost 20 lbs :D!!) and my next plan is to practice coloring [i usually just use ink to draw but i rly need to learn how to color if i want to be good]

05.01.2020 01:41:24
I Am Flirt
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 56587
Reputation: 20673
Posts: 89
Atheista
05.01.2020 02:04:10
I Am Flirt

l have forgotten to take my anti depression for a while and it is hitting me hard now

05.01.2020 02:04:10
I am not flirt.... I AM MAAAAAAAD

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