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Is Jacking Off a Sport?

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Created
15.10.2022
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shithead69
shithead69
Level 35
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Posts: 43
Agnostica
15.10.2022 19:46:28
shithead69

Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you but I consider that to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label golf, which is the boringest sport in the world, a sport, if you can label that a sport and if you can label fishing as a sport I know very well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what athletically are you really doing in golf, my neighbor? All you're doing is hitting the golf club, "Oh my God man, that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie, nice putt man! 250 yar-" get outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit. Who really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck, it makes neighbors fall asleep.

15.10.2022 19:46:28
Cocksucker.
TapeDispenser
Level 16
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Atheista
15.10.2022 19:50:03
TapeDispenser

is jacking off whilst playing golf a sport 

15.10.2022 19:50:03
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40wetnoodles
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Atheista
15.10.2022 20:07:34
40wetnoodles

i think theres competitive jerking off isnt some guy a record holder for the longest session or something

15.10.2022 20:07:34
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ourluvisgod
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Freethinkerland
15.10.2022 23:25:45
ourluvisgod

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15.10.2022 23:25:45
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AuntieLice
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Secville
15.10.2022 23:33:46
AuntieLice

No

15.10.2022 23:33:46
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Maritza69
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Agnostica
16.10.2022 05:00:09
Maritza69

Sport: “an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.”

Exactly what skill is required to jerk off? What would be the goal of this sport - who can finish first? Hitting a bullseye with your cums? Imagine representing your country at the Olympics for competitive wanking lmao.

16.10.2022 05:00:09
devinxx
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Antitheocra
16.10.2022 06:39:02
devinxx

listen, it's not a sport, but we should make it a sport. it should be in the olympics, but we should make it so. 

16.10.2022 06:39:02
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Immortality, darling
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Secville
16.10.2022 07:20:56
Immortality, darling

well it would explain why i have no interest in it

16.10.2022 07:20:56
divastar
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Secville
16.10.2022 14:21:43
divastar

If it were a sport it should be only for adults but i think its unnecessary if you ask me 

16.10.2022 14:21:43
                      
mxrlov
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Atheista
18.10.2022 02:52:34
mxrlov

no

18.10.2022 02:52:34

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