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Lame state ministers should resign

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
23
Created
06.04.2024

Poll: who do you want to resign?

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Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22432
Reputation: 5494
Posts: 240
Atheista
06.04.2024 01:35:54
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Dear Ximboland

I have spent much of this day on the phone to the Presidents office. I have been in an emergency meetings with Miss Bimbo and the Bimbo elders with regards to rushing through some changes.

The President is close to enacting some emergency changes and some state ministers shall resign due to openly calling to undermine our president,  bring down our democracy and commit electoral fraud. 

Who do you want to resign?

Hera_ is openly spiteful toward competition

Honey Beee canceled senator subscription


Pollyx is openly antisemitic, calls Jewish people trolls and her hate toward them 'well-sourced' and 'educational'.
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06.04.2024 01:35:54
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 8775
Reputation: 7816
Posts: 382
Reasonopia
06.04.2024 01:47:41
Abu Hamza

Salam white brother,

I have contacted the Imam and we both agree the answer has to be Hera, not because I have anything against her,  but because she was so unlawfully elected due to my stay in Xuantanamo and the new yahu senator rule about voting rights.

In an ideal (and Islamic) land, my enlightened sister Katie or my gorgeous lover Justice would've had a fair chance at possibly winning the election.

I know their political programs were also suppressed as well. For example, I had no idea Justice was even in the running until hours before my arrest. (I will admit I was also on Afghan Opium AND Khat at the time and was with Allah somewhere else so maybe I didn't see it)

Ex-PB Cherri admitted to jailing me before her resignation, she said it was because I was "misogynistic" and sure that does make her look very progressive doesn't it? But what if, as a Reasonopian, she had other political motivations as well?

I will not speculate any more, as Q'uran is very clear about unjust accusations.

In fact, my white brother, I would love to see you join our Q'uran course and share your interpretations or favorite parts of Quran.

Peace be with you all, and I am glad this land has real democracy for now. Maybe, inshallah, we will have caliphate one day.






06.04.2024 01:47:41
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22432
Reputation: 5494
Posts: 240
Atheista
06.04.2024 02:39:55
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

That was a terrible loss for our democracy my brother
you and Butterfly were unjustly taken to Xuantanamo before election and it clearly was purely political

pxdcheeri loyal followers should follow her to resignation
 

06.04.2024 02:39:55
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

SweetasNuts parody
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7110
Reputation: 5933
Posts: 400
Atheista
06.04.2024 15:59:10
SweetasNuts parody

All need to go! we need state ministers that hold our bimbo core values

06.04.2024 15:59:10
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22432
Reputation: 5494
Posts: 240
Atheista
07.04.2024 10:33:11
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

My brother you are like a prophet
its equal now

I shall edit this poll and add craiglist-stripper though
perhaps he will take the lead


07.04.2024 10:33:11
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 83861
Reputation: 7069
Posts: 346
Antitheocra
08.04.2024 17:26:05
CarCrashBimbo

The State Ministers are lousy tippers.

08.04.2024 17:26:05
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MFA - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July.
I identify as The Minister of Fashion of The Fashionable Republic of Bimboland

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

SweetasNuts parody
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7110
Reputation: 5933
Posts: 400
Atheista
08.04.2024 19:45:03
SweetasNuts parody

craig should be stripped because teh state sucks. only really gets responses from other states.

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
My brother you are like a prophet
its equal now

I shall edit this poll and add craiglist-stripper though
perhaps he will take the lead



08.04.2024 19:45:03
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Generic Bimbo
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 517
Reputation: 610
Posts: 16
Agnostica
08.04.2024 20:29:28
Generic Bimbo

I don’t understand :(

08.04.2024 20:29:28
ButterfIy
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155961
Reputation: 46607
Posts: 2266
Secville
09.04.2024 00:34:12
ButterfIy

None of the current State Ministers are qualified to do anything requiring the use of their brains, it's a very scary place to be. I am honestly terrified for the site, you don't know how bad Secville has it right now. To go from ximboglizzy, with the biggest forehead and nose but definitely not lips, to Honey Beee, the most bland wothey/them out there, is just heartbreaking. Secville doesn't deserve this, I fostered a classy, tasteful state and they have ruined all my hours of work.

09.04.2024 00:34:12
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270252
Reputation: 102904
Posts: 2761
Reasonopia
09.04.2024 00:38:20
KatieBoutique

The Flutter was revived I believe in your honor.  I think Honey Bee likes you.

09.04.2024 00:38:20

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