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SinksTears
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 681135
Reputation: 56680
Posts: 1492
Antitheocra
24.04.2024 04:59:38
SinksTears

The washing machine guy is very popular ♡

24.04.2024 04:59:38

Gold Curious Achievement - 733/2000 (Be Challenged In Debates)


Dean Winchester
Level 34
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28750
Reputation: 20470
Posts: 685
Reasonopia
24.04.2024 05:49:36
Dean Winchester

Katrynah wrote: (original post HERE)
pov ur his defense lawyer in 10 years and the prosecution pulls up the snuff oc animation he did for his minor boyfriend
Oh no he didn’t do it for me I wanted no part of that he knew it would deeply hurt teenage me and that’s why he did it lol

24.04.2024 05:49:36


Abu Hamza
Level 22
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 8517
Reputation: 7474
Posts: 361
Reasonopia
24.04.2024 06:40:58
Abu Hamza

Today, I am so thankful for my Muslim faith and my honorable, obedient wife, mashallah.

In fact, it would be the worst fate for me to be one of those people who get into cringe retard discord relationships with older men because I have THAT psychology, but not only that, then cry about "grooming" years later like all the americans have learned to do without thinking. 

I am so thankful that I don't have a past that is so embarrassing and shows me in such an unintelligent light.
And I am very thankful that, if I did have such a past, I would have the restraint not to publish it online so that people don't laugh at my retardation.

This is completely random of course, I mean the most embarrassing and autistic sexual thing I ever did online was post those basement pics, so like I said I can't relate... plus if I sent nudes to old men I would go to Jahannam.

I am going to enjoy how easy life in this dunya will be for my Arab children with unintelligent people like that running around. 

Peace be with you all, and I hope many more old men can bestow you the attention you desperately crave, both in the moment and apparently later as well!

I am going to continue observing now, I am just appreciating how open you all are on here. Allah bless american culture.



24.04.2024 06:40:58
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



TiersenRayne
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25680
Reputation: 14023
Posts: 252
Antitheocra
24.04.2024 08:08:20
TiersenRayne

the slide game got me devastated, can solve it but not nearly well enough TT^TT

24.04.2024 08:08:20
kojar
Level 147
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2499886
Reputation: 41387
Posts: 782
Secville
24.04.2024 11:18:07
kojar

ermm waht the deuce??

24.04.2024 11:18:07


RichandBestest
Level 16
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2859
Reputation: 2405
Posts: 15
Atheista
24.04.2024 12:55:34
RichandBestest

kingbabygirlxo wrote: (original post HERE)
i don’t understand how slide puzzle works i feel so dumb
Nah, cause i suck at those. Havent finished one. I think i understand the concept but i dont know how to put it into action. I think you just move the squares over around to the spot you want them to be, by moving them w/ open space (if that makes sense) but i am not sure how to do so with the amount of tries. i know you are supposed to match the bottom picture but fr i am so confused. 

24.04.2024 12:55:34
Dean Winchester
Level 34
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28750
Reputation: 20470
Posts: 685
Reasonopia
24.04.2024 15:15:54
Dean Winchester

Abu Hamza wrote: (original post HERE)
Today, I am so thankful for my Muslim faith and my honorable, obedient wife, mashallah. In fact, it would be the worst fate for me to be one of those people who get into cringe retard discord relationships with older men because I have THAT...
In my defense he was a super senior and I thought he was 18 max he did NOT look 22.so by the time he actually told me his age I had been dating him for a couple months and didn’t think it was that big of a deal. Idk where u got that I send nudes cus I’m not that kinda guy and have never done that. Also what the hell is a discord relationship

24.04.2024 15:15:54


CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 83767
Reputation: 6940
Posts: 335
Antitheocra
24.04.2024 15:30:44
CarCrashBimbo

Once I figured out that the tiles slide when you tap them,
and not when you try to slide them,
like all of you i was now faced with solving the puzzle itself,
which caused me to have a long, internal talk with myself
about what my life has turned into.

There are other games from the old Miss Bimbo
And I can see their pictures and titles but I have little clue what they are or do.
Nevertheless. I like looking at the Minigames section now
And they can add more stuff even if they are all impossible for my brain to <grok>
Because just having them there with the pretty colors
Soothes my internet-addled brain which I have been flushing down the rabbit hole
For more years than I care to count.

24.04.2024 15:30:44
What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

kojar
Level 147
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2499886
Reputation: 41387
Posts: 782
Secville
24.04.2024 15:46:04
kojar

<3


24.04.2024 15:46:04


craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7667898
Reputation: 322343
Posts: 1654
Agnostica
24.04.2024 15:50:17
craigslist-stripper

HOW

24.04.2024 15:50:17

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
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Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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