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✎❀ Puns, Bouquets, and Poetry – A (Bad) Poetry Contest for Valentine’s Day ❀✐

Category
The Runway
Posts
48
Created
07.02.2023
Author
Melpomene
Perritslokis
Level 5
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 146
Reputation: 167
Posts: 2
Freethinkerland
10.02.2023 02:44:31
Perritslokis

del cielo cayo una rosa---------
y digo 
wachita
porque no viene y su come choripam ----
te amo 

10.02.2023 02:44:31
Blecky89
Level 234
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10783681
Reputation: 760958
Posts: 25861
Freethinkerland
10.02.2023 09:38:37
Blecky89

Silly love 

We both are not kids anymore
We are at the age to be reasonable and mature
We try that's a fact but usually fail
We got stared at a lot and judged
But it doesn't matter
It's still so fun to jump scare you in the dark
Or even get revenge by painting your nails pink
Fun to roll in the grass with you
Play tickle war till one is out of breath
Compete who will see more clouds shaped as monsters
And play rock-paper-scissors for chores we both hate so much
Thought everyone find us weird
I love our silly love
Since day one you make me smile and pout at the same time
We both have nothing in common
As different as two humans can be
Everyone expected us to not last long
Just a fling they said
But we built a life together
We fight, we lough, we bicker, we dream together
We even enjoy being quiet together
We both can be ourselves and be a bit silly together
I show you my tongue and you pull my braid
Maybe we are weird and crazy like everyone says
But I love our silly love
Cheers to it and ten more silly years to come

10.02.2023 09:38:37
    
ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 342177
Reputation: 26897
Posts: 731
Secville
10.02.2023 17:34:28
ximboglizzy

On Valentines day, my best friend told me
''I'll be there at eight, just like we agreed.''
I put on a necklace with beads and some pearls,
My bright new red lipstick with big puffy curls.

A blind date set up, for me to enjoy
As long as her colleague won't be a pissboy.
After all these times and all these days,
I hope I can find my one and true date.

I pick up my bag and get ready to go,
There she is with her man looking beaux.
I walk down the steps and go to the back
I stare at the man and think I will yack-

''What are you doing here, dad?!''




10.02.2023 17:34:28
click the magic leaf -> 
xenobarbie
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7786
Reputation: 6180
Posts: 46
Freethinkerland
11.02.2023 02:09:50
xenobarbie

Thank you

Thank you for believing in me
Thank you for believing in us
Thank you for trusting me your heart, body and mind
I see in your heart
I know it's been hard
But until then
Let's do death make us apart.

11.02.2023 02:09:50

Sophia_Aliza_01
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 60320
Reputation: 35764
Posts: 181
Freethinkerland
11.02.2023 22:01:31
Sophia_Aliza_01

You are in my heart

Only one thought wanders through my mind,
a little fire starts inside me.
Anxiety takes over my whole body,
I can't do anything about it.

A great longing weighs me down,
I already want to see you.
I want to feel your arms around me
I don't get tired of being with you.

I could look at you endlessly
my soul does not tire of your embrace.
I'd like to be with you already
 because you are in my heart!

11.02.2023 22:01:31
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224384
Reputation: 313006
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
12.02.2023 13:46:02
CinnamonSugar

Perritslokis wrote:
del cielo cayo una rosa---------
y digo 
wachita
porque no viene y su come choripam ----
te amo 
For those who don't speak Spanish, I have translated Perritslokis's poem....
A rose fell from the sky---------
and I say, "Wachita,"
because she doesn't come and eats her choripán----
I love you. 

Note: I have left 2 words as is for cultural authenticity. "Wachita" is Chilean slang for a desirable woman. Someone might "catcall" on the street by saying this. 
Choripán is a type of sandwich. 

12.02.2023 13:46:02
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AnastazjaNadia
Level 260
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17151356
Reputation: 600156
Posts: 23908
Reasonopia
12.02.2023 14:59:52
AnastazjaNadia

haiku inspired poem

Fog hangs over the meadow
I inhale your scent
I'm home

12.02.2023 14:59:52
bunniipuffzz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26060
Reputation: 14927
Posts: 166
Freethinkerland
13.02.2023 06:13:28
bunniipuffzz

i could pray for the first time in a year
the feathers carry your perfume, inhale
they tickle me and then they disappear
i ache for you alone in my room, exhale

i fantasize about streams of your blood
i should not, but it is hard to resist
taste you, then heal your wounds. would you feel loved?
start and end each dreamy day with a kiss

why cant you just let me be your angel?
your puppy and your sweet little one
grab my waist and set me on the table
kiss my pillow lips and give me your gun

let me show just how much i adore you
and hopefully you feel the same way too







13.02.2023 06:13:28


hollisterjeans
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 82661
Reputation: 35926
Posts: 1261
Atheista
13.02.2023 17:21:22
hollisterjeans

lots of people told me
only in movies will you see solely beauty
vivacious and lively, sunlight during nighttime.
everyone told me that its fake

my gut tells me they were wrong because of
every time i've fallen in love with your eyes


13.02.2023 17:21:22
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pssst.... upvote forum posts.... its what cool people do
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getbackstayback
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3648
Reputation: 2436
Posts: 23
Antitheocra
14.02.2023 07:08:55
getbackstayback

Sometimes he’d wish it’d end

Sometimes he’d wish to be somewhere else,

He dips himself in the pool of melancholy

Waiting for someone to drain the misery

He’d never think it’s okay to show emotion,

Yet here he sits

Allowing himself to be fully submerged in his efforts

It’s worth nothing now, he’d heard it all

He’s the unrequited love between life and death

With a garden of emotions,

The roses rot black

It’s beautiful, really

I just wish he had been able to see the beauty




14.02.2023 07:08:55

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