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✎❀ Puns, Bouquets, and Poetry – A (Bad) Poetry Contest for Valentine’s Day ❀✐

Category
The Runway
Posts
48
Created
07.02.2023
Author
Melpomene
Melpomene
Level 194
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5815066
Reputation: 80136
Posts: 911
Antitheocra
07.02.2023 12:46:22
Melpomene


Valentine’s Day is the prime time to pick up a pen and scribble down a few meaningful lines to show your appreciation or admiration. Therefore, it is also the prime time to appreciate poetry in general! Or maybe you don’t think poetry is overrated and would rather make a joke or two? Either way, this is your opportunity to do just that! Have fun with some words, and pen someone their very own Valentine’s card. Lament to your heart’s content about the one that got away. Make an open love letter to everyone in Bimboland! Or make a mockery of it all!

As you might be able to surmise, this is not a fashion contest, but a poem contest.  The theme: love. Sweet. Hot. Unrequited. Doomed. The tone: any. Funny. Purposefully bad. Serious. Casual. Make as many poems you like and as long (or short) poems as you like. Leave you creations in the comments below!

                                Be funny!

                    Be witty!

Be eloquent!

Challenge yourself to create the cheesiest poem you can think of!

                            Bring out your favorite puns!

Try to rhyme some words (or don’t)!


Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/stuck-on-you  


Timing:

Open from the 7th of February to the 17th of February

 

Prizes:

The number of winners will depend on the number of entries and participants. The prizes might consist of diamonds, chests, and/or tickets.

 

Rules:

-         All states welcome!

-         You can submit as many entries as you like

-         You do not need to aim for “good” poetry (unless you want to)

-         There is no required maximum of minimum length for a poem. Use your own discretion!

-         Revising allowed until deadline (no duplicates)

-         General forum rules apply

-         Have fun! Be creative!


Have fun creating!

-         Melpomene


07.02.2023 12:46:22

Furiously drawing new designs 

DADDYS GIRL
Level 22
Status: Legal Alien
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Antitheocra
07.02.2023 15:29:28
DADDYS GIRL

Oh, how much I want to spend my night with you...
Not in a sexual way my dear,
all I want is to be near.
Near that beating heart of yours,
I hope I'm being clear,
but please do not fear,
do not fear me running away,
for I am unable to see life without you,
No past, no present, no future. 
All I want, my dear is to be near,
near enough to hold you close,
near enough to kiss you on the nose,
near enough to feel your breath, 
near enough to smell your scent.
I'm dedicating this to my boyfriend ~ I'll always love you, farther than tomorrow and longer than forever ♡


07.02.2023 15:29:28
UwU
Kandi Bardot
Level 269
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20317747
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Posts: 2020
Freethinkerland
07.02.2023 18:00:38
Kandi Bardot

❤️ Bittersweet Valentine ❤️

Bittersweet Valentine - you come once again
I'm single and lonely - can this day please end?
Everybody is kissing and sharing their love
I'm happy for them - well somewhat, and sort-of
Kindly gift me a man at least for tonight
To kiss and to hold and of course to excite
Oh sweet Valentine put a smile on my face
I too wish to feel true love's embrace
❤️ ❤️ ❤️

07.02.2023 18:00:38
❤️ Love is the beauty of the soul ❤️
cuntrarian
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15938
Reputation: 8598
Posts: 22
Atheista
08.02.2023 01:23:59
cuntrarian

I love men
I'm not scared of them
Not even a bit
I won't throw a fit
When you look at me
Condescendingly
I won't run away
I'm fine if you stay
Here next to me
I'm not gonna scream
Your voice so deep
Won't make me weep
Your height so tall
Doesn't at all
Make me feel small
So you can call
Whenever you'd like
I'm not gonna bite
And neither will you
So there's no issue
I feel perfectly sound
When you're around
Because I love men
I'm not scared of them

- My tribute to men not freaking me out. At all. Cuz they don't. I'd totally date a man, I just... have to go... GET MY HAIR CUT!
*slams face first into a closed door*






 

 

08.02.2023 01:23:59
no one tell me what willful ignorance is
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
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Reputation: 102669
Posts: 2719
Reasonopia
08.02.2023 03:36:11
KatieBoutique

My love is nothing like the moon or sun

Perched in the heavens moving where they will

Or like those baking pastries when they’re done

One or a hundred I can’t get my fill


My lover gazes at me with those eyes

That strip me softly, bare and to the bone

That I tremble deep is no surprise

For no one’s here, at all, I am alone.


Oh conscience darkly gasping for some air

While heart and brain are grasping at the straws

I can be honest, and I can be fair

Embrace me now and do not stop or pause


I hold you in my heart, forever mine

And publish to the world, your Valentine.





08.02.2023 03:36:11

Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25267422
Reputation: 263821
Posts: 4182
Antitheocra
08.02.2023 14:17:57
Sandi Lut

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Beauty is the ocean, beauty is a single drop of water

Beauty makes you happy, sad, angry, jealous, euphoric, energetic, fulfilled

Beauty is darkness, beauty is light

 

Beauty can be seen with your eyes and with your heart

Beauty is a light breeze on a hot day, beauty is a devastating tornado

Beauty is a fire that warms my heart

Beauty is fragile yet unbreakable

 

Beauty is the only thing you love to drown in

Beauty can see right through that which is ugly

Beauty is a gift

Beautiful is the one who is reading this


:)



08.02.2023 14:17:57
Happiness is inside yourself

bloodgutsndangelcake
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4983
Reputation: 3144
Posts: 1
Atheista
08.02.2023 14:39:47
bloodgutsndangelcake

red lipstick resurrection

blessed eyesore

an obscure desire for beauty

this life will make a museum of you

 

continually torn apart

his every day is a teething child

raw gums

i wanted to be religious for you

 

bruised aortic cacophony

congealed despondency

synthetically bent at the knees

regurgitate my soul for you



08.02.2023 14:39:47

Wouyoung
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19116
Reputation: 14629
Posts: 9
Freethinkerland
08.02.2023 16:05:36
Wouyoung

Lust of my love is the one you gave me
A love of pure
                                Pure love
You were mine
                                I was yours
But yet
                        You found another
Another love you cherish the varying my love. The love I've initiate for you.
                                               Yet
You've chosen another. 

08.02.2023 16:05:36
princesspixie
Level 270
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20797817
Reputation: 227143
Posts: 3160
Atheista
09.02.2023 07:19:04
princesspixie

(oh man I hope I have time to come up with more entries but my first piece is called no tomato LOL pls enjoy or at least pretend to bc im sensitive lmaooo)

no tomato

side by side in your boxy red car
and I'm too pretty of
a passenger princess
to know the make or model or
even the difference
between the two--
but I know you

we fall in line with a funeral procession of
late night insomniacs, fellow
munchie fueled stoners, mellow
graveyard shift workers
ready to feast on
fast food grease from
this drive-thru

and in my (re)collection of your every detail,
I keep your preferences tucked
handily behind the ear,
pulling them out from
temporal lobe to tongue,
delivering them back:
"remember to order your burger with no tomato"--
because I know you

and when you tilt your head over with
eyes of equal parts
aquamarine:intensity
I know my knowing you is plain to see:
to consider you and be
considerate of you
has become second nature
to me

to know you is to love you

09.02.2023 07:19:04

FleshlightThatCries
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31114
Reputation: 18040
Posts: 592
Atheista
09.02.2023 15:02:27
FleshlightThatCries

Trust me when I say
You're the only one that makes me feel this way
Except when I'm out with Jay,
Or Brenda, or Will, or Carl, or Mae;

And there's no replacement for you
Except when I'm bored and want someone new,
Or your habits annoy me and make me blue,
Or really any reason that I'm wanting to;

I'll always keep you in my life
Except the moment you cause me strife,
Or I decide I want a husband or wife,
Or I'd rather give someone else my nights;

I don't know what else I could say
To express how much I want you to stay
With finite love until it's time to go away:
Be my lover this Valentines Day.

09.02.2023 15:02:27
I hate to say I told you so, so I'll cup my hands around my mouth and yell it instead.

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