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Janeze321
NICHE SYNDROME
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 595087
Reputation: 75918
Posts: 1196
Atheista
11.08.2022 19:05:07
NICHE SYNDROME

LOL bipolar disorder is so funny... yes lemme take the same element found in car batteries as a pill

11.08.2022 19:05:07
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2043078
Reputation: 220529
Posts: 2490
Atheista
11.08.2022 19:07:50
peeslurper69

i dont even take it for bipolar i just eat car batteries for fun because fuck my kidneys /hj 

11.08.2022 19:07:50
your reluctant optimist 
NICHE SYNDROME
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 595087
Reputation: 75918
Posts: 1196
Atheista
11.08.2022 19:09:25
NICHE SYNDROME

i was gonna say "drink some oil too while ur at it" but i feed my body coke zero daily like its the elixir of life, so.. close enough

11.08.2022 19:09:25
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
momscreditcard
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30449
Reputation: 16485
Posts: 137
Atheista
11.08.2022 22:24:24
momscreditcard

i love throwing used car batteries into the ocean

11.08.2022 22:24:24
Coolest Ximboland Citizen Ever 
salamist
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3622
Reputation: 3056
Posts: 29
Reasonopia
11.08.2022 22:36:20
salamist

it's fun. it's (mostly) free. and it's satisfying!

11.08.2022 22:36:20
women be shopping
scacey
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18332261
Reputation: 551364
Posts: 10032
Atheista
12.08.2022 01:51:05
scacey

Adriannnn wrote:
scacey wrote:
what are your plans for the weekend guys?
What are your plans? :)))

today i'm going to a festival with friends, not sure what that will be about, probably some fireworks :) but before that i'm going to a petting zoo with capybaras!!

12.08.2022 01:51:05

・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. 僕だけを残し空になった水槽金色の朝の中 ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚.




salamist
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3622
Reputation: 3056
Posts: 29
Reasonopia
12.08.2022 01:52:12
salamist

CAPYBARAS??? they're so so cute please update us if they're as soft as they look omg

12.08.2022 01:52:12
women be shopping
scacey
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18332261
Reputation: 551364
Posts: 10032
Atheista
12.08.2022 01:55:25
scacey

i will!! actually it will be my second time going to a zoo with capybaras, but the first time they were in a cage, hiding in a corner and looked so sad, they probably didn't enjoy 40 °C heat ;;

12.08.2022 01:55:25

・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. 僕だけを残し空になった水槽金色の朝の中 ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚.




salamist
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3622
Reputation: 3056
Posts: 29
Reasonopia
12.08.2022 01:57:18
salamist

poor babies :(( it looks like they love going in lakes and all judging by this one guy i follow on instagram.. give those little guys a pool!!

12.08.2022 01:57:18
women be shopping
scacey
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18332261
Reputation: 551364
Posts: 10032
Atheista
12.08.2022 01:59:36
scacey

yeah, they didn't have much water there :/ that zoo wasn't the best... i love watching capybaras swimming on youtube, especially those baths with oranges ^^ if you're curious type on youtube "capybara onsen" :)

12.08.2022 01:59:36

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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