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Janeze321
Muffy Mynxxx
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Freethinkerland
20.08.2022 13:21:10
Muffy Mynxxx

just woke up from a nightmare where bimboland was transferring to a new site for some reason (even tho the domain was still the same so idk how that would work? eh it’s a dream who knows lol) and the dolls on this site turned into weird, sexless, pixelated avatars so no clothes fit. 
and randomly when you would click on something, it would pull up like 6 tabs of donkey kong porn. 
and you could also change your name but I didn’t know you could never change it back, so I went from muffy mynxxx to Victoria Hamilton III (literally no clue where that name came from) permanently lmfaooo

20.08.2022 13:21:10
 


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Valeg91
Level 169
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Atheista
20.08.2022 14:58:23
Valeg91

So strange! @_@

Have you seen the current craze?
I can't understand it at all..
I found diamonds voting for debates and relaxing, but how can I found artifacts as said in the description?
I made the same question in the help and advice topic but maybe some of you knows the answer!

I hope you're enjoying your weekend, here it's sunny (it's been rainy all week!) 





20.08.2022 14:58:23
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Muffy Mynxxx
Level 120
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Freethinkerland
20.08.2022 21:06:32
Muffy Mynxxx

I think it’s just like when you get the random chance “it’s your lucky day!” diamonds. like there’s a higher chance you’ll get those maybe?

also forgot to mention that in that same dream I was a best selling author for a book I apparently wrote called “witches vs aliens” and I genuinely thought it was a good idea when I first woke up lmao

20.08.2022 21:06:32
 


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scacey
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Posts: 10036
Atheista
21.08.2022 02:58:22
scacey

what a crazy dream! i also get really weird dreams, but i'm able to remember them like weeks later and it happens so randomly lmao

the description of the current craze is "5 × % chance to find diamonds or artifacts in town" and for diamonds it's just like you said, but artifacts? i didn't know you could get artifacts through interactions in town, how rare is that?? i thought they were only in chests...


21.08.2022 02:58:22

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NICHE SYNDROME
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Posts: 1197
Atheista
21.08.2022 03:21:15
NICHE SYNDROME

Victoria Hamilton III wrote:
just woke up from a nightmare where bimboland was transferring to a new site for some reason (even tho the domain was still the same so idk how that would work? eh it’s a dream who knows lol) and the dolls on this site turned into weird, sexless, pixelated avatars so no clothes fit. 
and randomly when you would click on something, it would pull up like 6 tabs of donkey kong porn. 
and you could also change your name but I didn’t know you could never change it back, so I went from muffy mynxxx to Victoria Hamilton III (literally no clue where that name came from) permanently lmfaooo
who said it was a dream?


21.08.2022 03:21:15
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 2490
Atheista
21.08.2022 03:53:08
peeslurper69

getting high and watching the foo fighters horror movie was the best fuckin idea this shit is so funny 

21.08.2022 03:53:08
your reluctant optimist 
Stacymacytacy
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74376
Reputation: 26513
Posts: 106
Freethinkerland
21.08.2022 05:17:54
Stacymacytacy

omg speaking of dreams, I get these insanely vivid dreams at night about places I've been and things I've done. And sometimes it's places and people who I have never seen before in real life. I wake up thinking I'm still there. I wonder if it's the weird stuff I've taken ✿✼:*゚:༅。.。༅:*・゚゚・⭑

21.08.2022 05:17:54
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Janeze321
Level 151
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2747528
Reputation: 658039
Posts: 10747
Freethinkerland
21.08.2022 05:17:57
Janeze321

Wow theres something about dreams that foretell the future or maybe the past...

Have a great day! i'm off to work again today so shall miss out on the craze bonuses again today. Such a shame. I like lucky day diamonds.

21.08.2022 05:17:57
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
scacey
Level 264
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18371434
Reputation: 554824
Posts: 10036
Atheista
21.08.2022 05:29:11
scacey

unfortunately i'm gonna miss out on the craze next week, cause in my time zone they start at 9pm and i'm gonna be without internet access for the whole day from 10:30pm... i'm gonna miss out on so much b$ :(

21.08.2022 05:29:11

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Immortality, darling
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Posts: 895
Secville
21.08.2022 07:59:54
Immortality, darling

for the past 48 hours i have only been listening to “pink venom” by blackpink

21.08.2022 07:59:54

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